Women Are Not Complicated
In this episode...
Jamie and his more educated half, Dr. Erika explore whether women are complicated or not and how to know if you are good in bed. They also give important advice about penis' including how to get it up, keep it it up and finish well into old age. We also find out the last time Erika touched a penis and vagina and what the best part of getting syphilis is.
Chapters
00:00 - How do I know if I'm good in bed?
02:00 - Women are NOT complicated.
04:25 - Percentage of people that orgasm based on partner differences.
06:28 - It's tough being a bisexual.
08:00 - One-night stands.
09:45 - Is all night sex good or bad?
10:35 - Why Jamie was bad in bed.
13:17 - Orgasm is an achievement.
13:55 - Reasons patients don't have sex.
16:20 - Get it up, keep it up, finish it up.
19:00 - Patients lie about their dicks.
20:57 - Last time Erika touched a penis or vagina.
23:14 - What is murkin and how to know if a woman is a prostitute.
27:45 - The best part of getting syphilis.
28:12 - On the next Afraid to Ask...
About the Podcast
Comedian Jamie Lissow and his smarter half Dr. Erika answer all kinds of medical, dating, sex, divorce, questions some might be afraid to ask. Listen & subscribe for prescriptions and punchlines.
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Transcript
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Speaker:hello there boyfriend how are you this fine day
Speaker:I'm really good
Speaker:is it working
Speaker:yes excellent
Speaker:let's not touch shit
Speaker:I'm afraid to ask but I have a great question
Speaker:I don't even know what I was gonna say
Speaker:I'm so disturbed right now
Speaker:we're back it's afraid to ask
Speaker:I got a question for you Doctor Erica oh
Speaker:let me have it so oh
Speaker:every question we've had so far
Speaker:it was very hot
Speaker:I thought you said that wasn't trying to be
Speaker:it really threw me
Speaker:I like perked up
Speaker:I was like playing on my phone
Speaker:I was like oh
Speaker:medical stuff
Speaker:let's go I wasn't well
Speaker:now you're like
Speaker:let me have it
Speaker:I didn't mean it like that
Speaker:you took it that way
Speaker:so every question when we started this podcast
Speaker:I said to you
Speaker:we're gonna ask questions from people
Speaker:I'm gonna put out a tweet or on Instagram
Speaker:I'm gonna say
Speaker:what are your questions for my girlfriend
Speaker:Doctor Erica
Speaker:we'd love to answer them
Speaker:any question you've ever been afraid to ask
Speaker:since then we've done many episodes
Speaker:and every single question has been
Speaker:from a friend of mine
Speaker:there's no shortage of questions you know
Speaker:my friend asked me what to ask you what he goes
Speaker:how do I know I'm good and better
Speaker:not how do I know if I'm good or bad in bed what
Speaker:why does your friend want your girlfriend to answer
Speaker:that because you're a doctor
Speaker:not just because
Speaker:well how am I
Speaker:I'm not a in bed sex person
Speaker:wait you're right yeah
Speaker:he asked if you would haha
Speaker:no I don't even
Speaker:I mean sometimes when I
Speaker:back in the day
Speaker:I would like to admit something to you
Speaker:I feel like I'm not horrible in bed
Speaker:but I feel like there was a time
Speaker:especially when we're younger
Speaker:like I remember a time where
Speaker:I remember a time where the girl wouldn't even come
Speaker:and by that I mean show up
Speaker:like I was just all alone
Speaker:but I remember a time not even realizing that
Speaker:pleasuring a girl
Speaker:of course pleasuring a girl
Speaker:but I never
Speaker:it's you know
Speaker:it's for you
Speaker:women are complicated Erica
Speaker:no and guys hurry and especially when they're
Speaker:we've been over this
Speaker:is that offensive yes
Speaker:what's offensive
Speaker:that I said women are not complicated but
Speaker:sexually why sexually men would you let me just
Speaker:would you agree sexually men are simple
Speaker:would you agree that a man is
Speaker:it's a simple situation
Speaker:like sometimes I'll be at a
Speaker:I've gone to a sex store before and they go oh
Speaker:for for his pleasure
Speaker:like oh special sexy cream
Speaker:you can rub it on her
Speaker:and I'm like
Speaker:just touch my peanut
Speaker:you don't I don't need that special 20 dollar ointment
Speaker:maybe it's because men in general
Speaker:don't spend enough effort or energy or care
Speaker:to make sex pleasurable for their partner
Speaker:what would make you think they would
Speaker:they would need to spend an extra time
Speaker:because women are
Speaker:because they're selfish
Speaker:and they expect just to get off themselves
Speaker:no I'm not saying it's not worth the time
Speaker:I'm so I don't want to come like
Speaker:I'm just saying that it might take more time
Speaker:like you're saying men won't take the time
Speaker:women don't have to take the time
Speaker:I'm not I'm not saying this is a bad or good thing
Speaker:with a woman
Speaker:you just touch the penis it's over
Speaker:a man should in fact
Speaker:it's not over
Speaker:a man should in fact take the time
Speaker:but I'm saying it's a little more complicated
Speaker:right I think it's an associate degree verse
Speaker:like an NBA it's
Speaker:it's gonna take a little
Speaker:you have to you have to be invested
Speaker:women's anatomy hasn't changed
Speaker:seems like it that one thing moves around
Speaker:you know what I'm
Speaker:I don't even wanna
Speaker:I'm you're actually pissing me off
Speaker:oh I'm sorry
Speaker:I'm sorry you pissed my dog off too
Speaker:she's also female but do you
Speaker:I think we should
Speaker:I don't think we're disagreeing
Speaker:I think that every woman deserves to be
Speaker:I think every woman
Speaker:deserves to be satisfied in the bedroom
Speaker:I think some guys don't know what they're doing
Speaker:and they're not trying to be assholes
Speaker:I think some of them are self serving
Speaker:and it excited to get off themselves and don't care to
Speaker:then reciprocate for their partner
Speaker:and that's what I find infuriating
Speaker:I agree with that too
Speaker:I think some are
Speaker:some aren't though
Speaker:I think some guys just don't know yes
Speaker:this is a generalization
Speaker:but what I don't like is how many times I have heard
Speaker:women are so complicated or oh
Speaker:I couldn't get girl off cause she was so hard
Speaker:and how about you don't know what the fuck you're doing
Speaker:yeah and I have proof of that okay yeah
Speaker:they're honestly you
Speaker:you ready for this yeah okay
Speaker:so there's a study by Indiana University
Speaker:Chapman University and Claremont Graduate University
Speaker:can I pause you for a second
Speaker:what I fucking believe you and I know you're right
Speaker:before the study
Speaker:so this is back in 2,017
Speaker:so they study the proportion of people
Speaker:who usually orgasm
Speaker:based on the partner they were with okay
Speaker:so heterosexual women right
Speaker:how often do you think they orgasmed with sex
Speaker:per percentage wise
Speaker:percentage wise
Speaker:I
Speaker:I would have to say 100 if it's with me oh
Speaker:you mean in general
Speaker:oh my god in general well
Speaker:that's another problem I would say a okay
Speaker:I would say a third 30 33.3% 65%
Speaker:which is actually I believe yeah
Speaker:per event or in general with his partner
Speaker:that seems high to me yeah
Speaker:agree agree agree
Speaker:but this is what's interesting
Speaker:what was the percentage of lesbian
Speaker:people who reported orgasming with sex
Speaker:186 not even 86
Speaker:21% increase
Speaker:I'm angry at the 14% of women that were like
Speaker:I know how to do this and I'm not just not gonna
Speaker:the lesbian that doesn't let have her partner orgasm
Speaker:oh my gosh you're mad at the other woman
Speaker:not the man
Speaker:that's interesting
Speaker:who couldn't do it 21% even
Speaker:but she knows
Speaker:I'm just saying like
Speaker:I'm just saying in the case of the guy
Speaker:we don't know if he knows what he's doing
Speaker:he might be an asshole
Speaker:he might just not be well versed in the 21% discrepancy
Speaker:with a male partner versus a female partner yeah
Speaker:do you think they also interviewed bisexual women
Speaker:nice and part of this well
Speaker:part of the argument was that
Speaker:I don't know you threw me with
Speaker:I don't know why I made that noise
Speaker:so bisexual means just to be clear
Speaker:this is somebody who bisexual
Speaker:this is someone that pays for sex
Speaker:no it's a BI
Speaker:I'm a it's a person that's with
Speaker:a bisexual woman would be with a man or a woman
Speaker:that fascinates me
Speaker:you wish how hard it would be
Speaker:to have to look at everyone's asses they walked by
Speaker:so bisexual women were 66% close to heterosexual women
Speaker:bisexual men 88% wow gay men
Speaker:hundred and ten 89%
Speaker:interesting
Speaker:here you go ready
Speaker:the proportion of people who usually orgasms from sex
Speaker:heterosexual male
Speaker:now remember
Speaker:heterosexual female was 65% right
Speaker:what percentage of heterosexual males
Speaker:reported orgasming every time of sex
Speaker:this is high to be high 90s 95% 95 30% difference
Speaker:it's not fair
Speaker:I don't want not just is it not fair
Speaker:it's something that we need to talk about okay
Speaker:it's problematic
Speaker:I would like to apologize
Speaker:it's also expected that women are difficult
Speaker:they're complicated
Speaker:it's harder to have them achieve orgasm
Speaker:if you have a partner who really cares
Speaker:and we actually a Simon
Speaker:Society a standard where like both genders matter
Speaker:there wouldn't be a 30% discrepancy
Speaker:I'll bet I have something that's not in your study
Speaker:that's true
Speaker:I'll bet if we went one night stand
Speaker:I would say heterosexual
Speaker:man orgasming close to 100% of the time
Speaker:heterosexual woman were so low
Speaker:because the guy has nothing
Speaker:he doesn't know if he's ever gonna see her again
Speaker:so he's just like
Speaker:you know what
Speaker:Andy doesn't know her body
Speaker:so he's like yeah
Speaker:but relationship
Speaker:I feel like higher chance cause he's trying to
Speaker:cause he's gonna see her see her again
Speaker:but he he would wanna learn and and satisfy her yes
Speaker:well actually that ties into the study too
Speaker:they found a very strong correlation with the
Speaker:higher instances of oral sex
Speaker:or the higher instances of reported orgasms
Speaker:and more satisfying sex as far as
Speaker:a clear pattern
Speaker:but there was only one
Speaker:demographic where oral sex did not change
Speaker:their rate of orgasming
Speaker:women heterosexual men
Speaker:so the guys still they're like hey
Speaker:whatever you I'm in it's gonna happen
Speaker:that makes perfect sense to me
Speaker:you know what I used to think
Speaker:and I'm just saying I'm ignorant
Speaker:when I said women were complicated
Speaker:uh I didn't mean that as a as an insult in any way
Speaker:I meant like it might be harder for a guy to
Speaker:he should learn what to do
Speaker:but it might be harder
Speaker:I'll be honest with you
Speaker:I thought that having sex with a woman
Speaker:just regular old it's going in there
Speaker:it's coming out of there
Speaker:here comes again
Speaker:that she loved that and that might be good enough what
Speaker:just regular sex in there out there
Speaker:I thought that a girl might go like
Speaker:I loved that
Speaker:you don't think so
Speaker:my friend yeah yeah
Speaker:who's older than me
Speaker:he goes always
Speaker:I had sex with her for so long last night and I said
Speaker:what do you get
Speaker:he goes with he goes
Speaker:everyone's kind of bragging about his night of sex
Speaker:because we had sex all night and I go
Speaker:what are you fucking doing all night
Speaker:there should be
Speaker:that'd be like saying I watched a movie for seven hours
Speaker:isn't there an end
Speaker:yeah let's end this thing
Speaker:I I'm like a 5K girl myself
Speaker:not really in it for the Marathon
Speaker:I love that
Speaker:I love that
Speaker:I don't need to be having sex and I reach over
Speaker:I grab a Gatorade
Speaker:no from some guy uh uh
Speaker:5K it's longer is not always better nope
Speaker:when it comes to now
Speaker:you know what though
Speaker:don't guys talk about sex with other guys like
Speaker:how would that have just now come up for the first time
Speaker:I think that's interesting
Speaker:well that he thought this was like a stamina thing
Speaker:like a bragging right
Speaker:when really it's kind of like a hmm
Speaker:maybe it didn't
Speaker:you didn't do what you should have done
Speaker:I was I was gonna say this something before I met you
Speaker:I don't think I was very good in bed
Speaker:and I think what
Speaker:what I think what I was
Speaker:what might have been perceived as sometimes selfish
Speaker:but I think that came from a lack of communication
Speaker:or uh I didn't have sex a lot though
Speaker:that was part of it too
Speaker:there's not a lot of sex
Speaker:hold on hold on
Speaker:what I'm so perplexed by this entire thing
Speaker:how did I suddenly make you good in bed
Speaker:communication
Speaker:who said your
Speaker:oh fuck hmm
Speaker:I'll just I'll edit out those noises I just made
Speaker:this is a very subjective statement
Speaker:you personally did not feel
Speaker:good as a sexual partner until me
Speaker:why is that
Speaker:because I compliment you
Speaker:or because you genuinely didn't
Speaker:what are you using as your metric
Speaker:she would boo afterwards oh no she
Speaker:she would um
Speaker:my my sex was a lot like my comedy shows nobody came
Speaker:nobody came no
Speaker:in all honesty
Speaker:nobody's coming
Speaker:that's funny
Speaker:in all honesty
Speaker:it was a combination of what you just said
Speaker:I never got
Speaker:I'll be honest with you
Speaker:when I was in my big
Speaker:when I was married
Speaker:I never got
Speaker:I don't think I got a lot of positive reinforcement
Speaker:okay I don't think I got a lot of like
Speaker:wow you got that TV show
Speaker:you're doing great
Speaker:even that stuff
Speaker:everything felt like
Speaker:I feel like I didn't get a lot of support
Speaker:and then it was also
Speaker:yes I don't remember ever talking about how it went sex
Speaker:I don't remember ever going like
Speaker:that was good or that was
Speaker:you and I have had discussions early on
Speaker:where we were both like
Speaker:we got to work on this
Speaker:this needs a little bit of work
Speaker:right I've never had bad sex with you though
Speaker:that's why it surprised me
Speaker:I didn't feel like you
Speaker:like we're like most improved
Speaker:yeah not I was never bad
Speaker:but I feel like the level of communication
Speaker:yeah that you have makes me
Speaker:I was like oh jeez
Speaker:then that makes it so much better
Speaker:and so that's why I was bad
Speaker:and then also just
Speaker:I guess just not whatever
Speaker:not doing a lot
Speaker:but that's all
Speaker:so you're saying
Speaker:I think women should
Speaker:it should happen every time for them right
Speaker:it should should that that percentage should go higher
Speaker:yeah do you think a lot of guys are like
Speaker:we don't have that kind of time
Speaker:like it's is it cause it takes longer
Speaker:sometimes it takes quite a while for a man to achieve
Speaker:orgasm true
Speaker:doesn't even seem like an achievement to me
Speaker:I appreciate that verbiage
Speaker:I feel like it's so easy
Speaker:you're right
Speaker:sometimes it does take a little while
Speaker:good point yeah
Speaker:you're right
Speaker:and so I'm just trying to say
Speaker:what are we learning from this
Speaker:we're learning that guys have to be less selfish
Speaker:yeah that's what I would say
Speaker:this is a generalization
Speaker:this does not go for everyone
Speaker:but in my experience in women's health
Speaker:and what I hear day in and day out is
Speaker:I have guilt that I don't have sex with my partner
Speaker:I am not that's strong of a sex drive of a woman
Speaker:there's something wrong with me
Speaker:and then I asked him
Speaker:why don't you wanna have sex
Speaker:like do you masturbate yeah
Speaker:why don't you wanna have sex
Speaker:what doesn't feel good
Speaker:or it hurts
Speaker:or he doesn't do anything that feels good
Speaker:I've dry he never stimulates me to where I want to have
Speaker:penetrative sex
Speaker:well that what the fuck
Speaker:then no wonder you don't have a sex drive
Speaker:sex isn't good
Speaker:your partner is not meeting your needs
Speaker:that's problematic
Speaker:yeah so yeah
Speaker:when I hear that a lot
Speaker:and truthfully
Speaker:I hear it every day almost
Speaker:if I really talk about
Speaker:if I have a female coming in about sexual complaints
Speaker:yeah it's usually that
Speaker:the guilt that they have
Speaker:that they don't wanna have sex
Speaker:not the sex sucks
Speaker:I think that's very interesting
Speaker:I've never had a patient
Speaker:a male patient come in and say
Speaker:I feel really guilty
Speaker:that I don't want to have sex with my wife enough
Speaker:they will say that
Speaker:but when I follow up that they don't want to yeah
Speaker:they're not uh
Speaker:they don't have a strong libido
Speaker:yeah I do the same exact questions
Speaker:well what is
Speaker:how is your sex life
Speaker:how do you feel
Speaker:how are your orgasms
Speaker:are you having a difficult time with erection
Speaker:ejaculation or both
Speaker:I've never heard him
Speaker:heard a man once say
Speaker:well the sex with my wife is bad
Speaker:she doesn't fulfill me like I like
Speaker:she doesn't do things to me that feel good
Speaker:so it hurts
Speaker:it actually hurts me
Speaker:so I don't wanna have sex
Speaker:or it doesn't arouse me
Speaker:I don't think I'm saying anything
Speaker:controversial by saying you're very attractive
Speaker:and sometimes when I see you at work
Speaker:and I see you dressed up in your doctor scrubs
Speaker:it's even more so
Speaker:have you ever had a guy come in and say
Speaker:I can't get an erection
Speaker:and then you're like
Speaker:what is that yeah
Speaker:right in which you have
Speaker:really yeah
Speaker:like a man got in it
Speaker:cause I was saying it not even as a joke
Speaker:like it's not that your penis doesn't work
Speaker:it's where your mind's at
Speaker:yes well that's actually
Speaker:something that I do have um
Speaker:it is a difficult conversation
Speaker:it's very hard for a male patient
Speaker:to open up to me more than my female patients about sex
Speaker:you know what else is really hard
Speaker:my dick gross
Speaker:so I do talk to them about
Speaker:um ah sorry
Speaker:when a guy says
Speaker:I cannot achieve or
Speaker:maintain an erection achieve
Speaker:I get it now medically
Speaker:achieve is mean
Speaker:we get it up there like I put
Speaker:I put up a tent correct
Speaker:maintain is like hey
Speaker:if there's a
Speaker:can it stay up all night
Speaker:yeah okay or have
Speaker:successful ejaculation right
Speaker:cause there's three different steps that
Speaker:men struggle with
Speaker:not always all of them
Speaker:get it up keep it up
Speaker:finish it up right
Speaker:so then I ask them well
Speaker:what happens when you masturbate
Speaker:can you masturbate
Speaker:yeah and they go
Speaker:yeah of course
Speaker:and it's never dawned on them
Speaker:but that's proud that the
Speaker:that's the very thing
Speaker:it's the very thing that's messing it up
Speaker:so when I do have a patient
Speaker:and you have to be very
Speaker:very specific about this
Speaker:if you have a patient who has a hard time achieving
Speaker:sorry that's the word
Speaker:that's just what we use as doctors
Speaker:I like it if you have a patient
Speaker:who has a difficult time getting an erection
Speaker:yep and they say
Speaker:I can't ever get an erection
Speaker:then we look at systemic problems
Speaker:complications with diabetes
Speaker:coronary artery
Speaker:or other peripheral vascular disease
Speaker:I should say um
Speaker:problems with hyper and hypotension okay
Speaker:you have to look at a systemic work up of why right
Speaker:perhaps they have some type of peripheral
Speaker:neuropathic ailment
Speaker:maybe their porn is not good enough
Speaker:I'm just kind of chiming in
Speaker:that's the other thing though
Speaker:if they can have an erection
Speaker:with themselves
Speaker:they can have an orgasm
Speaker:but with their partner they can't
Speaker:we know it's a
Speaker:relationship thing
Speaker:and a lot of them look at me like
Speaker:oh holy shit
Speaker:I never thought of that
Speaker:and that's when you have to work on it
Speaker:and a lot of times
Speaker:patients it
Speaker:it just comes down to um
Speaker:usually major depressive disorder
Speaker:generalized anxiety disorder
Speaker:do I go here
Speaker:some Viagra
Speaker:or do I sell it
Speaker:cause the Viagra
Speaker:seems like we're not getting to the root of this thing
Speaker:no you have to treat the actual underlying
Speaker:problem and not just give them a band aid
Speaker:hmm right cause there's probably a larger issue at hand
Speaker:yeah that's tough though
Speaker:but then you two try to foster a better
Speaker:relationship
Speaker:and then it's really cool to have a patient
Speaker:come back and be like
Speaker:oh my God my sex life is amazing
Speaker:does that happen
Speaker:yeah well that's good
Speaker:what do they go to therapy
Speaker:they try to
Speaker:maybe they quit the porn
Speaker:well we either fix the underlying etiology
Speaker:which is great
Speaker:because it can sometimes be a life saving
Speaker:measure if they have uncontrolled diabetes
Speaker:and didn't even know about it
Speaker:so that's two birds
Speaker:one stone or we do
Speaker:I work on uh
Speaker:counseling or marriage
Speaker:therapy or something to help in that department
Speaker:and it's really
Speaker:cool to see people come on the other side
Speaker:happy successful
Speaker:and have great sex lives problems
Speaker:we don't talk about it
Speaker:yeah men in
Speaker:particular are very embarrassed
Speaker:to share with me that
Speaker:they have a hard time with that
Speaker:I'm imagine
Speaker:they are yeah
Speaker:I would rather see a me
Speaker:I think I'd rather see a male doctor
Speaker:I don't see anybody
Speaker:I don't want to talk about
Speaker:anybody yeah
Speaker:because then your partner
Speaker:would wonder
Speaker:was it them
Speaker:do you do you have people say
Speaker:I have a question for a friend
Speaker:but they can't really
Speaker:because you can't prescribe
Speaker:medicine for said friend
Speaker:and so um do
Speaker:you have the questions
Speaker:all the time
Speaker:and I also get a lot of the
Speaker:I'm coming in for a cough
Speaker:and then my secretary
Speaker:rooms that are
Speaker:get some ready
Speaker:and then my Ma grabs them
Speaker:and they also say yep
Speaker:I still have that call
Speaker:and I prep the chart
Speaker:and I'm ready to like
Speaker:do an X ray
Speaker:or get primary function test or
Speaker:I don't know
Speaker:do some type of sorometry
Speaker:right to check their lung function
Speaker:and then they're like
Speaker:oh it's not my lungs
Speaker:it's my dick
Speaker:oh yeah yeah
Speaker:and it's difficult
Speaker:because I prep the whole thing
Speaker:I get ready
Speaker:and then I have
Speaker:one minute left
Speaker:because I've already gotten everything
Speaker:ready to treat
Speaker:a lung condition
Speaker:and work up
Speaker:and look in their history for what I need to do
Speaker:and it has nothing to do with that
Speaker:you may not know this
Speaker:as a doctor
Speaker:I understand that frustration that you have
Speaker:I'll bet those appointments
Speaker:might even take a longer
Speaker:cause you prep
Speaker:for something different
Speaker:as a man a general rule is
Speaker:you wanna tell as few people as possible
Speaker:that your dick doesn't work
Speaker:yeah but not
Speaker:with a doctor's office
Speaker:you have to be trans
Speaker:but you don't wanna tell
Speaker:the lady at the front
Speaker:you tell the guy in the way
Speaker:you're sitting in the waiting room
Speaker:and they come out and go
Speaker:hey whoever
Speaker:Jim whose dick
Speaker:doesn't work
Speaker:come on back
Speaker:I'll give you one first
Speaker:bring your limp dick
Speaker:Jim and your jacket
Speaker:I'll give you a free pass there
Speaker:but that's also gives me how much appointment
Speaker:time I have to set aside for each patient
Speaker:so if they lie from the beginning and say something
Speaker:I might only give them 10 minutes
Speaker:when they really need a half an hour
Speaker:yeah how long you give her
Speaker:my dick don't work
Speaker:how much time am I getting
Speaker:well it really depends on the path of physiology
Speaker:everybody's different
Speaker:and that's the tricky part
Speaker:how do you fix that
Speaker:how do you I just told you
Speaker:you don't you don't touch it though do you
Speaker:no you just ask
Speaker:I'm a professional
Speaker:I'm not to be
Speaker:I know you know way more than me
Speaker:but I feel like touching it might fix it Jamie
Speaker:I'm just saying we could control over those variables
Speaker:if you touch it and it works
Speaker:we got we got underlying problems
Speaker:I'm a poor certified physician
Speaker:there's no touchy
Speaker:touchy yeah
Speaker:well there is
Speaker:what do you mean
Speaker:when's the last time you touched a penis
Speaker:that wasn't mine
Speaker:honestly yes
Speaker:it's been a while
Speaker:okay what about Vagina oh 2 days ago wow
Speaker:okay what no
Speaker:cause you're mainly it's more women stuff yeah
Speaker:I do women stuff
Speaker:oh thank God
Speaker:uh no I mean thousands
Speaker:mm hmm thousands
Speaker:mm men probably fewer than
Speaker:fewer than a couple hundred probably
Speaker:okay with residency and everything wow
Speaker:well I did a whole month of urology
Speaker:I mean that's all you did right
Speaker:but now maybe one male genital exam every couple months
Speaker:okay I do a lot more rectal exams than general exams
Speaker:wow you ever see a
Speaker:you ever see you ever see like a
Speaker:a vagina and you just want to go like
Speaker:fuck this job yeah yes
Speaker:yeah some people well
Speaker:you have to also remember
Speaker:I'm not always doing just screening exams right
Speaker:and not everyone showers
Speaker:yes I was just thinking about that
Speaker:how sometimes people don't shower
Speaker:they'll come see me at the end of the day and it's
Speaker:it's unfortunate so yes
Speaker:it's a difficult job and I have to treat it with tact
Speaker:if someone has a 9 to 5
Speaker:like to see that vagina before 9
Speaker:if you know what I'm saying
Speaker:I will say this
Speaker:I'm a human
Speaker:and my nose is not immune to horrendous odors or
Speaker:violent car crash scenes in my office
Speaker:and unfortunately
Speaker:do you think that I like the fact that people shave now
Speaker:and that's a trend
Speaker:yeah back in the day
Speaker:people didn't shave
Speaker:that had to be a lot more cause you're talking about
Speaker:it's like wearing a winter coat and working all day
Speaker:you know what I'm saying
Speaker:there's some warmth in there
Speaker:I also think pornography used to have
Speaker:they used to be like the
Speaker:the big bush
Speaker:which I'm I'm glad we kind of got out of that fit
Speaker:I always felt like pornography
Speaker:when there's like a big bush
Speaker:it's like when you
Speaker:have you ever gone to the zoo with your
Speaker:with your friends and um
Speaker:all the animals are hiding behind rocks
Speaker:oh my God and you go
Speaker:where's the polar bear
Speaker:and they always find that rock and you go
Speaker:maybe you shouldn't put a polar bear sized rock
Speaker:in the polar bear exhibit
Speaker:do you know what a Merkin is
Speaker:type in no I'm a
Speaker:I'm an American type it in
Speaker:m U R K I N
Speaker:it sounds like what a Donald Trump supporter
Speaker:calls themselves oh boy
Speaker:I'm gonna wait for this then
Speaker:m U R K I N
Speaker:I think so or maybe it's m E R and I'm googling it yeah
Speaker:yeah or I'm guessing uh
Speaker:Merkin Merkin Merkin
Speaker:Son of a bitch
Speaker:what did you make me
Speaker:this is now in my internet history
Speaker:I'm looking at a picture of yeah
Speaker:I'm looking at a picture of what looks like
Speaker:let me guess
Speaker:it's an old man holding a case right
Speaker:it's like a black and white or a sepia
Speaker:brown and white one no
Speaker:let me hit images
Speaker:I see a triangular yeah
Speaker:fur I don't see a man with a case
Speaker:are you suggesting that
Speaker:there's a man that used to sell these door to door
Speaker:he's got a case like watches
Speaker:okay because these are essentially pubic
Speaker:they're two pays wigs
Speaker:they're two pays for a vulva son of a bitch
Speaker:they found that it was more elegant
Speaker:more attractive
Speaker:and also concealed
Speaker:in a fashion that maybe even normal people care didn't
Speaker:this is incredible
Speaker:this was back
Speaker:this is a while ago
Speaker:I want to say over
Speaker:over a century ago
Speaker:I don't know if it gives you the date on there
Speaker:can I tell you what it says on Wikipedia
Speaker:hmm so um Merkin uh
Speaker:is a woman's pubic wig worn for nude stage appearances
Speaker:and by women originally after shaving
Speaker:their pubic hair to eliminate lice yes
Speaker:or for other reasons
Speaker:I know some of those reasons
Speaker:and now often used for a fashion reason
Speaker:I'm trying to find
Speaker:when these were popular
Speaker:oh geez 16 17 yeah
Speaker:I was gonna say it was a long time ago it was um
Speaker:a lot of it
Speaker:if it had to do with prostitution
Speaker:yeah and eliminating
Speaker:hair to eliminate lice was a very real thing
Speaker:but to start
Speaker:the woman to be attractive
Speaker:they didn't find shaving attractive
Speaker:because that was almost like
Speaker:you were getting rid of the bad stuff back then
Speaker:so gotcha the lice
Speaker:so they use this as a concealment
Speaker:and found it to be attractive
Speaker:now on the contrary
Speaker:I actually do prefer
Speaker:and it's it's to each their own
Speaker:but for cleanliness reasons
Speaker:I think that some type of grooming is his helpful
Speaker:for patients
Speaker:whenever I'm with a girl and um
Speaker:oh God and she's like uh yeah
Speaker:I like to grow it
Speaker:I like to grow it
Speaker:I really go I saw lice
Speaker:there's a nice guy we better
Speaker:you know how to get
Speaker:get rid of those
Speaker:sorry um
Speaker:wow it would work
Speaker:these others like I happen to have a razor right here
Speaker:my lice prevention kit that I brought with me
Speaker:if you want me to
Speaker:um this happened in the uh 1450s
Speaker:I told you it was a long time ago
Speaker:I said over a century
Speaker:I guess I was off
Speaker:you're so disappointed in me right now well
Speaker:so I think the important thing is hygiene
Speaker:and back then people like never took showers yeah
Speaker:they freaking had you know
Speaker:that's why guys had like
Speaker:this little crew chief handkerchief thingies and why
Speaker:pockets for to blow their nose
Speaker:so like an often times yeah
Speaker:but also they would sent it with Cologne and perfume
Speaker:and walking past when women would have them as well
Speaker:they would hold it to their noses
Speaker:so they didn't smell the people walking past really
Speaker:it was a common belief that you had normal
Speaker:essential oils in your body that were protective
Speaker:for immunological reasons
Speaker:and also for warding off any pathogens
Speaker:viruses the plague
Speaker:scary stuff
Speaker:and if you wash off that
Speaker:you're washing off your health
Speaker:so people very rarely bathed
Speaker:and they would have a scented garment
Speaker:to actually not have to smell the other person
Speaker:can you imagine having sex with someone who like
Speaker:smell so bad
Speaker:you had to have like
Speaker:a fucking handkerchief with Cologne on it
Speaker:cause they oh
Speaker:were stinky
Speaker:I'll still do it
Speaker:but that is disgusting no
Speaker:no I'm surprised that we just didn't like
Speaker:fall off the face of the earth
Speaker:yeah yeah yeah
Speaker:this um it also says
Speaker:the Merkin was sometimes used
Speaker:this is just absolutely horrible
Speaker:the Merkin was sometimes used by sex workers
Speaker:who would wear the Merkin to cover up
Speaker:signs of a disease
Speaker:such as syphilis
Speaker:oh yeah cause you figure
Speaker:can you imagine that
Speaker:that's why whenever I'm with
Speaker:a sex worker and they have pubic hair
Speaker:I tug on it oh my God
Speaker:I give it a tug
Speaker:is this attached
Speaker:I was with a sex worker once
Speaker:stop her pubic hair
Speaker:there was a receipt stable to it I go hey
Speaker:that's not real
Speaker:there's a tag on there
Speaker:you got what are you trying to hide
Speaker:is syphilis one of those
Speaker:uh oh my God
Speaker:is it curable
Speaker:is syphilis curable
Speaker:yes is it mm hmm
Speaker:actually with a very common um
Speaker:antibiotic um
Speaker:a form of penicillin can actually help treat that
Speaker:the problem is there's um
Speaker:four stages of syphilis
Speaker:hopefully she can get like a rash
Speaker:you know the first stage is the best
Speaker:getting it right Jamie
Speaker:coming up on the next episode of afraid to ask
Speaker:what is the dirtiest part of a hotel room
Speaker:including all the items
Speaker:oh I know this
Speaker:I know this
Speaker:I watched the segment on it
Speaker:I think I do
Speaker:you have the answers
Speaker:I mean I think I know it
Speaker:without looking out
Speaker:you have like a top
Speaker:like three or four
Speaker:I'm gonna look it up
Speaker:but we did this I know it
Speaker:I know it I know it
Speaker:you know what
Speaker:the no wash movement started with what hair
Speaker:hair oh what part of your body that washing hair
Speaker:so not clothes but hair well okay
Speaker:so I have thoughts on that though
Speaker:because a lot of people overwash their hair
Speaker:yeah so there actually is like a sweet spot
Speaker:you know that is yeah
Speaker:sometimes it's hard to find a sweet spot on the line
Speaker:sometimes
