The No Wash Movement
In this episode...
Jamie and his superior half Dr. Erika discuss important questions like how often we should shower and wash our hair what the dirtiest parts of a hotel room are and how ‘soap nuts’ isn't just something you get if the power goes off while you're showering.
Chapters
00:00 - Men can't help but love electronics.
02:35 - The ‘No Wash Movement’.
04:00 - The 14th floor is bullshit.
11:01 - Listener Question: Is having a lucky pair of underwear dangerous?
16:55 - How often should a person shower?
18:35 - Hotels and Airlines taking advantage of COVID.
21:30 - What are the dirtiest parts of a hotel room?
25:40 - Meet and greets and hand sanitizer.
27:38 - All guys only like one penis.
29:09 - The sweet spot.
29:30 - How often you should wash your hair.
32:30 - Soap nuts.
37:00 - On the next Afraid to Ask...
About the Podcast
Comedian Jamie Lissow and his smarter half Dr. Erika answer all kinds of medical, dating, sex, divorce, questions some might be afraid to ask. Listen & subscribe for prescriptions and punchlines.
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Transcript
check 1 2 well
Speaker:hello there boyfriend
Speaker:how are you this fine day
Speaker:I'm really good
Speaker:is it working
Speaker:yes excellent
Speaker:let's not touch shit
Speaker:I'm afraid to ask
Speaker:but I have a great question
Speaker:I don't even know what I was gonna say
Speaker:I'm so disturbed right now
Speaker:I just wanna tell you something
Speaker:while you're finishing making that reservation
Speaker:what would you like to tell me
Speaker:keep going you're fine
Speaker:you can just keep doing that
Speaker:but there is something
Speaker:and I think I read an article once
Speaker:that corroborates this statement oh boy
Speaker:men love electronics
Speaker:and it's not just that we
Speaker:we sort of like it's
Speaker:it's I've heard it was something in your brain
Speaker:something in a man's brain that loves electronics
Speaker:when I go to a store and I see televisions
Speaker:I want I want to buy a television
Speaker:even if I just bought a television
Speaker:like we just bought
Speaker:we just got new lights
Speaker:lighting a new camera
Speaker:for the studio here
Speaker:and I am so excited
Speaker:and there was this
Speaker:I bought this tripod
Speaker:and it's just a beast of a tripod
Speaker:you can do anything with it
Speaker:I come in and when I got to your place
Speaker:everything was here in boxes
Speaker:and I was like
Speaker:I came up to you and I was like
Speaker:look at this man and um
Speaker:you could have given
Speaker:you could have given a fuck
Speaker:I think I gave like a quarter of a fuck
Speaker:do you know what I appreciate
Speaker:and I'm not just saying this
Speaker:the eighth of the fuck
Speaker:you pretending to give an eighth of a fuck hmm
Speaker:you did pretend though
Speaker:maybe a 30 second didn't
Speaker:didn't you say 30 second of a fuck yeah
Speaker:but don't you agree
Speaker:say you say
Speaker:you legitimately gave a 30 second of a fuck a pinch
Speaker:do you realize how close we are getting
Speaker:you know I studied mathematics in college
Speaker:I have a math degree
Speaker:we're getting dangerously close to not giving a fuck
Speaker:that's how small your fractions getting oh
Speaker:but you know what you did
Speaker:cause you're a nice person
Speaker:what did I do
Speaker:you pretended to give one whole fuck when I was excited
Speaker:didn't you I don't know
Speaker:you did you say you're excited
Speaker:cause I was excited
Speaker:I think I had to preface it that like
Speaker:I knew you were excited
Speaker:so I was happy for you
Speaker:but I couldn't be more excited
Speaker:less excited
Speaker:I couldn't have been more bored
Speaker:you know what's funny
Speaker:you were you did a fake
Speaker:it would be like just to tell um
Speaker:the listener
Speaker:it would be like when your child draws a shitty picture
Speaker:and you go oh my God
Speaker:that is so that's me
Speaker:that is so good
Speaker:that's it you did that
Speaker:like you didn't even attempt to do a real
Speaker:you didn't even go like
Speaker:you know what
Speaker:I am really excited
Speaker:this is great for the podcast and like I see you
Speaker:you went like
Speaker:oh my God is this what you want
Speaker:this is great
Speaker:and you know what felt good
Speaker:I don't care
Speaker:I like the world makes sense again so well
Speaker:I was happy you were happy you were
Speaker:but yeah this stuff
Speaker:do you know who Patrick Mahomes is
Speaker:no all right
Speaker:I'm gonna say you know
Speaker:I don't fall sports
Speaker:not a sports person
Speaker:but there is a story about this uh
Speaker:you know it's funny
Speaker:I gotta Google it just so that I say his name correctly
Speaker:Patrick Mahomes
Speaker:I don't even know what
Speaker:I don't even know what team he plays for
Speaker:I was gonna read it
Speaker:sport and lie it is uh
Speaker:what would you think
Speaker:football correct football
Speaker:he's the Chiefs quarterback
Speaker:Kansas City
Speaker:very good and surprised I knew that
Speaker:I did not know that
Speaker:and so you didn't know that
Speaker:no I mean if I really thought about it
Speaker:maybe I can't believe we're still allowed to do Chiefs
Speaker:I'm surprised no one came for Chiefs
Speaker:yeah they should have
Speaker:controversial
Speaker:controversial
Speaker:so I guess Michael Jordan wore like these
Speaker:North Carolina shorts where he played college hoops
Speaker:under his NBA shorts
Speaker:there's a story that Serena Williams
Speaker:wore the same pair of socks
Speaker:during a tournament and talked about how
Speaker:um you know
Speaker:it was like special to her
Speaker:this guy Patrick Roy talked about
Speaker:talked to the goal post behind him
Speaker:thanking them for deflecting a puck
Speaker:I don't know what word
Speaker:what the words I just said even mean
Speaker:I'm just reading it from here
Speaker:so basically there's a history of athletes
Speaker:thinking that things they have are lucky okay
Speaker:what do you
Speaker:first of all
Speaker:what are your thoughts on lucky
Speaker:being lucky
Speaker:superstition
Speaker:I'm superstitious
Speaker:I think how are you
Speaker:what are you superstitious with
Speaker:well I don't ever like it when you're in a hotel
Speaker:and you stay on the 14th floor we have to
Speaker:we have to talk about this for a second
Speaker:it's not the 14th floor
Speaker:but it's not just the 14th floor
Speaker:we've discussed many times a state Hotel
Speaker:New York City that does this
Speaker:they're superstitious
Speaker:so they don't have a 13th floor
Speaker:and we talk often talk about so it goes 12 14
Speaker:but they don't have an empty 13th floor
Speaker:where they let all the ghosts and spirits live
Speaker:it's a that's the 13th floor right
Speaker:you and I know it's just you
Speaker:you stayed on the 14th floor and I was like yeah
Speaker:that's not the 14th floor
Speaker:you're on another guy
Speaker:I was so scared
Speaker:probably like Friday the thirteenth
Speaker:I got all the bad we free shit
Speaker:I stay there all the time
Speaker:but then we have a discussion often you worry about me
Speaker:which I appreciate
Speaker:I never worried about myself
Speaker:and then when I started dating you
Speaker:I would call and you'd be like oh
Speaker:what are you doing and I go
Speaker:remember that time I go
Speaker:I'm in Atlanta
Speaker:I'm just like
Speaker:walking back
Speaker:and you're like
Speaker:I thought you said that was like
Speaker:a really bad area
Speaker:and I go yeah
Speaker:I'm just walking back from the club
Speaker:and you're like
Speaker:you have to get a
Speaker:like you like
Speaker:you have you like
Speaker:you gotta be more careful
Speaker:and you remember
Speaker:I got to my hotel
Speaker:and what happened
Speaker:you said you passed a crime scene though
Speaker:you said you passed an active crime scene
Speaker:not only did I
Speaker:well sort of what happened was I had to rerout
Speaker:because there was an active crime scene
Speaker:right next to my hotel
Speaker:in the adjacent building to my hotel
Speaker:yeah so I wasn't like
Speaker:hyper sensitive like oh no
Speaker:be cautious
Speaker:at like a Montessori school
Speaker:like you walked past like a
Speaker:it was a murder scene
Speaker:wasn't it you know
Speaker:when you're driving
Speaker:yeah you know
Speaker:when you're driving in a car and you
Speaker:and there's like
Speaker:some cars coming
Speaker:and if you're alone
Speaker:you would have turned left and gone in front of traffic
Speaker:but when you're with your children
Speaker:you wait that extra beat
Speaker:ah am I the only one that does that no
Speaker:you drew to my you um
Speaker:drew to my attention
Speaker:you brought it to my attention that you can't do that
Speaker:because you're
Speaker:you're supposed to be there for those children
Speaker:so even when they're not in the backseat
Speaker:you're not supposed to take that turn
Speaker:so you're being sweet now
Speaker:because you don't wanna get hurt
Speaker:cause it would make me sad
Speaker:I mean I guess I'm doing it
Speaker:cause you've made me think of like my kids and you
Speaker:and so do you actively do that
Speaker:all the time
Speaker:people that
Speaker:yeah I think so
Speaker:I mean so not once in a while
Speaker:take a dangerous turn in front of a car
Speaker:like Philadelphia
Speaker:when I'm alone
Speaker:Philadelphia
Speaker:that was after Atlanta
Speaker:what happened in Philadelphia
Speaker:we were on the phone and you were like hold on
Speaker:I can't talk right now
Speaker:and you like be lined it cause you're like
Speaker:run past that sketchy alleyway
Speaker:where you said there were people that were like Philly
Speaker:I walked by following you or something
Speaker:something sketchy
Speaker:it's a it's a work in progress to be more safe
Speaker:but you have a thing where
Speaker:I would love to put this question out to people
Speaker:we're not live obviously
Speaker:but man would I love to know this
Speaker:what is your
Speaker:what do you think is the best floor
Speaker:maybe we'll save this for another episode
Speaker:but I'll just tease it
Speaker:what is the best floor to stay in of a hotel
Speaker:if someone asked me that before I met you
Speaker:I would say first floor is great
Speaker:cause I don't have to walk up stairs
Speaker:um and I'm right there
Speaker:and then maybe like super high floor cause I get a view
Speaker:and after I spoke with you
Speaker:I think we were in Vegas and we were on a
Speaker:on a low level
Speaker:first level suite
Speaker:and we went outside onto the balcony and I saw I go
Speaker:what's that
Speaker:in the bushes
Speaker:forgot about that
Speaker:and it was just
Speaker:it was just a pair of underwear guys
Speaker:boxer briefs
Speaker:yeah and I was like
Speaker:fuck this room must be lucky
Speaker:right or not properly cleaned before we checked in
Speaker:both are those mutually exclusive
Speaker:I'm not sure
Speaker:or then remember
Speaker:we tried to check the trajectory
Speaker:to see if it came from our room or from like up high
Speaker:and someone had a lot of fun and just like
Speaker:slingshotted it out the window
Speaker:that's true
Speaker:what that's such an interesting thing that your boxers
Speaker:are in the bush
Speaker:or maybe that they didn't even stay at the hotel
Speaker:oh yeah cause we had access to the pool
Speaker:they could have done it the other way
Speaker:they could have walked from the pool and like
Speaker:thrown it over the fence the other way
Speaker:but why would you be naked in a public place
Speaker:without your boxers
Speaker:people like to do that
Speaker:I don't like to do that
Speaker:you know what
Speaker:the type of boxer they were
Speaker:do you remember the brand
Speaker:I do hands for loom
Speaker:something yeah
Speaker:he guess what
Speaker:they're not staying in the suite with Hanes
Speaker:with that brand
Speaker:those people were banging in the bushes
Speaker:it could have been an escort
Speaker:could have been
Speaker:so why do you think they have fancy underwear
Speaker:oh you mean man
Speaker:a man escort
Speaker:it was man underwear yeah okay
Speaker:we got a table discussion another time
Speaker:there's so much there
Speaker:but I have to
Speaker:I have to tell you about
Speaker:this Patrick Mahomes thing where yeah
Speaker:yeah yeah okay
Speaker:he comes on this uh
Speaker:he comes on uh uh
Speaker:some sports show
Speaker:and uh he says
Speaker:I wear this underwear all the time
Speaker:I've wanted for
Speaker:I think I've gone like a year without washing them
Speaker:they're lucky to me and um
Speaker:it's superstitious
Speaker:that's gross
Speaker:and you know
Speaker:I do have a little bit of a super oh
Speaker:but real quick just to
Speaker:I gotta finish this up
Speaker:Erika taught me that
Speaker:yeah floor one
Speaker:you might have crime
Speaker:well such they might break in
Speaker:escape route right
Speaker:why would they wanna go upstairs
Speaker:and have to carry stuff away
Speaker:first floor
Speaker:they break in
Speaker:they run away then I go
Speaker:I go to you well
Speaker:then I'll get the top floor
Speaker:and you go fire fire
Speaker:what are you gonna do
Speaker:you're fucked
Speaker:where am I supposed to go
Speaker:and so then we decided
Speaker:I think we decided uh
Speaker:third and fourth floor third
Speaker:you know why huh
Speaker:cause second floor is still easier to access
Speaker:if they really wanna get something from the outside
Speaker:absolutely break through the window and just jump down
Speaker:you don't really wanna
Speaker:jump out of a third story window
Speaker:cause you'll break something yep
Speaker:but we don't wanna be too high up
Speaker:cause then yeah
Speaker:there's a fire
Speaker:how do we escape
Speaker:cause we have to go out the window
Speaker:do you know what I do
Speaker:you wanna hear a weird technique
Speaker:when I'm robbing a hotel
Speaker:you know what I'll do
Speaker:say it's dark
Speaker:and I don't
Speaker:I can't remember what form exactly on
Speaker:what I'll do is
Speaker:I'll throw my boxers out the window first
Speaker:haha it was
Speaker:you just kind of listen to see how far down
Speaker:it was you so well
Speaker:the reason I bring up this
Speaker:article is because we got a question coming in
Speaker:he did look at me
Speaker:accusing me when we first saw them
Speaker:and so basically
Speaker:he wears this stuff
Speaker:I I wore a lucky shirt for a while
Speaker:it was lucky with the yeah
Speaker:but did you wash it
Speaker:that you just brought up a great point
Speaker:why can't we have a lucky garment and wash it
Speaker:so some people think part of them the the
Speaker:the luckiness is the non washing
Speaker:you just brought up a great point
Speaker:I did wash mine
Speaker:I had a lucky shirt
Speaker:well that doesn't bother me that at all
Speaker:I had a shirt I get as late as like
Speaker:lucky with the ladies type of shirt every time
Speaker:yeah I'm sure I did
Speaker:it was my um
Speaker:have I seen this shirt
Speaker:no I don't wear it anymore
Speaker:but it's uh
Speaker:it was my favorite band
Speaker:I used to wear it all the time
Speaker:um my favorite band was called um
Speaker:I'll give you $1,000 if you fuck me
Speaker:so why don't you wear that shirt now I take $1,000
Speaker:so um Patrick Mahomes kids look up to athletes
Speaker:right it's gross it's gross
Speaker:if you're telling me that he hasn't washed what is it
Speaker:what is it again
Speaker:he says he hasn't washed him
Speaker:he says he washes like once a year underwear eww
Speaker:no I'm gonna play it
Speaker:I'm gonna I'm gonna
Speaker:play a little question that we have from a listener
Speaker:and here we go
Speaker:hey what's up
Speaker:Jamie and Doctor Erica
Speaker:um so I got a question for you
Speaker:I saw the the news thing about you know
Speaker:Patrick Mahomes and he's got his lucky pair of
Speaker:underwear and he always wears it
Speaker:so like my teenage son
Speaker:uh saw that and like
Speaker:has been doing that for quite some time wow um
Speaker:is that gonna be like
Speaker:I mean I realize it's extremely
Speaker:just disturbingly disgusting haha
Speaker:but is it like dangerous
Speaker:could he get like
Speaker:I don't know
Speaker:like an infection or like a disease or something
Speaker:yeah I don't know that
Speaker:Jamie really knows anything about that
Speaker:but Dr Erica
Speaker:we definitely take you seriously
Speaker:so what do you think
Speaker:the fuck was that
Speaker:haha so I guess I'll just remain quiet
Speaker:so do you do you not
Speaker:wash your underwear
Speaker:that is that um okay
Speaker:so I have several thoughts on this
Speaker:first of all um
Speaker:teenagers in general tend to not really have the best
Speaker:cleanly habits
Speaker:sure sure you go from little kid where
Speaker:maybe you're only taking a bath with your mom
Speaker:or dad tells you like you're muddy or whatever
Speaker:and then suddenly you're
Speaker:teenager and you have your own responsibility
Speaker:and you go from like
Speaker:not sweating to having those androgens pop out right
Speaker:those are the hormones that when you go through puberty
Speaker:make your sebaceous glands go
Speaker:you sweat a lot more
Speaker:gotcha are those also
Speaker:is that also the boner gland
Speaker:different is sweating
Speaker:I don't even know why I try with you sometimes
Speaker:but is sweating related to wanting to you know
Speaker:touch yourself
Speaker:why would it be related to wanting to touch yourself
Speaker:it just seems
Speaker:she's a cloud teenage stuff I smell
Speaker:it's girls and guys having more androgen release
Speaker:girls can touch themselves
Speaker:oh wow we're learning a lot today okay
Speaker:sorry continue
Speaker:I was wondering
Speaker:I know teenage boys are often times
Speaker:accused of being in their room that you know
Speaker:doing stuff I was like
Speaker:is that related
Speaker:is this all
Speaker:I was going with the route of
Speaker:so when you have sebaceous glands
Speaker:those are your sweat glands right
Speaker:you have to wash more frequently
Speaker:so a teenager goes from not having that production
Speaker:to suddenly having a lot more
Speaker:so that's why people think teenagers are stinky
Speaker:it's did you know
Speaker:you actually sweat just as much from being a teen
Speaker:even now like
Speaker:you sweat as much as you did as a teenager
Speaker:do you know
Speaker:I just read that you sweat even more
Speaker:just being around a dirty teenager than you did before
Speaker:so you're saying teenagers don't sweat more often
Speaker:well they sweat a lot more
Speaker:so it peeks around puberty
Speaker:they sweat more than they did
Speaker:correct and they're not used to having to bathe
Speaker:and wash it all the time
Speaker:so you have to educate them to wash right
Speaker:and it continues at like
Speaker:kind of a flat level for women forever
Speaker:but men get stinky around like eighty
Speaker:what do you mean
Speaker:cause you have even another
Speaker:is it because they died in 79 and nobody found them
Speaker:that's good
Speaker:because your sebaceous glands have another like
Speaker:geek at that age
Speaker:I don't know why
Speaker:but so teenagers need to wash more
Speaker:to get rid of all of that than they ever did before
Speaker:but they don't
Speaker:can I say something before you answer the question
Speaker:that this man post
Speaker:I have a teenager
Speaker:and people might be thinking yeah
Speaker:Jamie agrees
Speaker:his teenagers really must be stinky
Speaker:too this boy
Speaker:I believe at my house right now
Speaker:he has 3 different types of shampoo
Speaker:3 different types of conditioner
Speaker:he has like two soaps
Speaker:he has two very expensive colognes
Speaker:I bought one
Speaker:he bought the other one
Speaker:total clean freak
Speaker:that's good
Speaker:after basketball shower
Speaker:I just wanna throw that out there
Speaker:just in case someone's like
Speaker:I I feel like there are
Speaker:and I didn't do anything
Speaker:I'm not a great dad
Speaker:I just you know
Speaker:I'm a pretty clean
Speaker:I shower quite a bit
Speaker:so maybe I let by example well
Speaker:so that's great
Speaker:that's an exception to the rule
Speaker:but that's all it is
Speaker:good parenting
Speaker:because you have to teach your kids
Speaker:they don't know
Speaker:um so anyway
Speaker:the problem is you're getting all of this extra sweat
Speaker:and now he's wearing this underwear
Speaker:and now you're wearing this
Speaker:underwear a teenager
Speaker:he said his teenage kid
Speaker:is wearing the same pair of underwear yeah
Speaker:so now they're sweatier
Speaker:they don't understand their bodies
Speaker:and now they're wearing the same thing
Speaker:so there's a problem
Speaker:you can get jock itch right
Speaker:so that's a fungus
Speaker:to your Cura Griss
Speaker:it's a jock itch right
Speaker:it's fungus
Speaker:yeah and if it's like growing in your underwear
Speaker:it's gonna keep proliferating
Speaker:so that's disgusting
Speaker:and then you can like keep
Speaker:spreading it back and forth
Speaker:yeast can grow too so Candida
Speaker:so that's nasty
Speaker:bacteria absolutely
Speaker:so there's a lot of stuff
Speaker:it's disgusting no
Speaker:don't do it okay
Speaker:now what if he was like
Speaker:they're really winning now
Speaker:and he's getting a lot of girls and stuff
Speaker:it's really helping him socially
Speaker:how would that help you socially
Speaker:cause you're
Speaker:the football
Speaker:bad great okay
Speaker:I was thinking
Speaker:football star
Speaker:maybe the girl
Speaker:by the time she finds out is too late dicks out
Speaker:you're like hey
Speaker:we're here already
Speaker:that is gross I'm sorry
Speaker:okay so you're saying this man
Speaker:legitimate concerns
Speaker:oh absolutely legitimate concerns about this underwear
Speaker:well and that's just underwear I mean
Speaker:the same thing you said Venus will like with her socks
Speaker:same thing yeah
Speaker:really bad athletes foot right
Speaker:so if you wash them cool
Speaker:but like fungus and gross stuff grows
Speaker:so you should be washing your clothes more often
Speaker:question for you
Speaker:Doctor Erica
Speaker:and that that superstition needs to be shot down
Speaker:the lucky underwear
Speaker:the lucky anything that's not regularly
Speaker:frequently washed disgusting
Speaker:it's fucking gross
Speaker:I wore it is if I met you and you were like
Speaker:tired of all this over my head medical terminology
Speaker:I met you it's fucking disgusting
Speaker:that's in my medical 1:01 book
Speaker:you know when you met gross
Speaker:I was about to say something
Speaker:that I probably shouldn't say
Speaker:you had lucky underwear no
Speaker:no I was gonna say unlucky underwear
Speaker:ha ha I was gonna say
Speaker:I don't know if I should say that
Speaker:I was just gonna say never getting laid underwear
Speaker:I was just gonna say like
Speaker:there's that's that thing only balls boxers
Speaker:but like when you when someone goes out okay
Speaker:like when someone goes out to born again virgin pants
Speaker:when someone goes out to a
Speaker:club and they think they might have sex
Speaker:that's what they want
Speaker:they're gonna probably wear
Speaker:women and men are gonna wear special underwear clean
Speaker:take care of themselves just in case right
Speaker:I would certainly hope so
Speaker:I just want to say that when I met you no warning
Speaker:you have no idea
Speaker:no warning no
Speaker:I've been alone for a while still
Speaker:I still feel like I'm very
Speaker:I'm pretty clean guy
Speaker:I shower before every comedy show
Speaker:just in case I meet someone I um
Speaker:oh my God no
Speaker:for I do it for psychological reasons
Speaker:I want my hair to look okay
Speaker:but so I'm not saying I was like dirty
Speaker:but I definitely did not get the
Speaker:what about you is a total surprise and um
Speaker:I I just I could didn't
Speaker:there's no prep
Speaker:oh no you want
Speaker:you're like
Speaker:should I say this
Speaker:I'm gonna let you
Speaker:just go with whatever you wanna put out there
Speaker:let's just leave it there hmm lovely
Speaker:I don't think I didn't have on my lucky boxers
Speaker:I'll just say that
Speaker:they're fresh and clean and things were
Speaker:thank God you didn't have Lucky Boxer gross
Speaker:we might even have this podcast
Speaker:I have a question for you
Speaker:Dr Erica what
Speaker:yes please wash your underwear
Speaker:have you ever heard of the no wash movement
Speaker:yeah actually really
Speaker:mm hmm yeah
Speaker:so I had a lot of patients ask me about that recently
Speaker:is that right
Speaker:so this is uh this
Speaker:some people say it started during the covid pandemic
Speaker:like kind of caught on
Speaker:if Covid is like
Speaker:someone's like crutch for almost everything
Speaker:I feel like
Speaker:oh gosh so true
Speaker:my hotel you ever
Speaker:you ever eat
Speaker:do you know someone
Speaker:Covid happened
Speaker:the like the hotels were like
Speaker:hey there's a very serious illness going around
Speaker:we're gonna start washing the toilets every day oh
Speaker:and you go hey
Speaker:you don't think the airlines were like yeah
Speaker:we're gonna start washing our hands now
Speaker:sanitizing stuff
Speaker:yeah you go
Speaker:what the fuck were you doing before Covid
Speaker:I didn't have that
Speaker:I had the opposite where hotels were like
Speaker:you know what
Speaker:we wanna keep our staff safe
Speaker:so they're only gonna come into your room if you like
Speaker:hang the sign on the outside
Speaker:otherwise you're on your own
Speaker:you have to keep using your
Speaker:sheets and towels and everything
Speaker:what about this
Speaker:how long ago was Covid
Speaker:I believe it's called Covid 19
Speaker:I believe it's 2,023
Speaker:I went to a hotel this weekend
Speaker:and they said
Speaker:you know cause of Covid and stuff
Speaker:housekeeping is on call
Speaker:I'm like you yeah
Speaker:see you sons of bitches
Speaker:I don't say that well
Speaker:because of Covid
Speaker:I'm just not gonna show up today right
Speaker:it's such a
Speaker:they go hey
Speaker:we could save money doing this
Speaker:it's lazy yeah
Speaker:has absolutely nothing to do with Covid
Speaker:it did but they really enjoyed the
Speaker:products of what they noticed right
Speaker:and so now it's kind of like
Speaker:just own it
Speaker:hey guess what
Speaker:we're saving money
Speaker:it's much more economical to not wash up every day hey
Speaker:it's actually good for the environment right
Speaker:I like those signs yeah
Speaker:to save the environment
Speaker:don't be a heathen asshole
Speaker:who wants me to wash your stuff every day
Speaker:and just throw the towels on the ground
Speaker:if you need them washed yeah yeah
Speaker:I like that better
Speaker:cause then I have the guilt of like
Speaker:oh I'm gonna save a rainforest leaf today
Speaker:yeah and honestly
Speaker:not to sound like a prima Donna
Speaker:but I work I live in hotel rooms often times
Speaker:and it's hard when there's no
Speaker:person coming into
Speaker:that's part of the lure
Speaker:of paying a lot of money for a hotel
Speaker:so I don't have somebody coming in
Speaker:now I gotta like
Speaker:I'm like folding this
Speaker:I gotta flush the toilet myself
Speaker:you kidding me
Speaker:oh my God what is this
Speaker:well you were kind of messy when I first met you
Speaker:I know you know why though
Speaker:why why was I messy
Speaker:because I live in hotels and I'm used to like things
Speaker:the bed magically being made
Speaker:do you know
Speaker:I thought I had a I thought I had a self cleaning oven
Speaker:it turned out my ex wife was doing it
Speaker:that's a bad joke
Speaker:how are you not single
Speaker:I'm starting to think the toilet didn't
Speaker:clean itself either
Speaker:what yeah I can feel you looking at me um
Speaker:yeah the covid thing is wild though right the uh
Speaker:I'm sorry I'm sorry um
Speaker:right before the we talked about Covid
Speaker:because we were talking about the No Wash movement
Speaker:yeah oh guess what what
Speaker:by the way nothing about the
Speaker:podcast is different than my real life
Speaker:that's almost the exact response you gave me
Speaker:when I told you about that awesome tripod for real
Speaker:it was a very like
Speaker:you drew a great picture well
Speaker:to a 3 year old
Speaker:don't apologize who you are what
Speaker:so I I've read a couple I
Speaker:I think I know the answer to this question
Speaker:I'm 99% sure
Speaker:maybe I'll Google it while I'm asking you
Speaker:what is the dirtiest part of a hotel room
Speaker:including all the
Speaker:all the items
Speaker:oh I know this
Speaker:I know this
Speaker:I watched a segment on it
Speaker:I think I do
Speaker:you have the answers
Speaker:I mean I think I know it
Speaker:without you have like a top like three or four
Speaker:I'm gonna look it up
Speaker:but we did this
Speaker:I know it I know it
Speaker:I know it okay
Speaker:you guess you guess all right
Speaker:can you give me like the top three or something
Speaker:cause I know the number one guaranteed
Speaker:I'm gonna get it okay
Speaker:I'm gonna get number one
Speaker:I don't think you're gonna get it
Speaker:I'm gonna get number one
Speaker:the dirtiest thing in a hotel room yeah
Speaker:you're okay
Speaker:is your source reliable or is it TikTok
Speaker:there's no offense to TikTok
Speaker:the 7 dirtiest places
Speaker:who do you trust
Speaker:time magazine
Speaker:you trust them
Speaker:yeah let's go with time magazine
Speaker:there's a bunch of people going down time
Speaker:okay here we go
Speaker:alright number one
Speaker:okay alright
Speaker:do you have it up
Speaker:yeah the TV remote okay
Speaker:that's a great answer
Speaker:that's not number one
Speaker:so this doesn't have it uh
Speaker:numbered 1 through 5
Speaker:fuck you New York Times
Speaker:I want I want a number one
Speaker:Hoff Post Hoffington post will not disappoint us
Speaker:it's the TV remote
Speaker:and the number one answer
Speaker:I watched a TV show on it where they swapped stuff
Speaker:the number answer is the documentary
Speaker:the television remote yeah yep
Speaker:that's right
Speaker:but have you seen how some hotels actually like
Speaker:put them in like a Ziploc baggie or something
Speaker:and they'll say
Speaker:we sanitized it now yes
Speaker:even shield
Speaker:that's what's on there come on oh
Speaker:cause like paper view porn in the hotel room yeah
Speaker:or on your laptop and then you're touching it right
Speaker:that's your laptop
Speaker:that's not a TV remote hmm eww
Speaker:I like to okay
Speaker:the next one would be um
Speaker:light switches
Speaker:interesting
Speaker:so this is saying and door knobs
Speaker:this is saying uh
Speaker:door knobs was gonna be my No. 1
Speaker:this is saying drinking glasses
Speaker:comforter comforter
Speaker:the own number
Speaker:I always do that though
Speaker:I always throw the comforter off
Speaker:when we go into a hotel room
Speaker:you do I do
Speaker:I was kicking on the ground
Speaker:they never wash them
Speaker:that's exactly what I do
Speaker:I walk into a hotel room
Speaker:I put the comforter on the ground
Speaker:I put the drinking glasses away
Speaker:and I Jack up on the remote
Speaker:the drinking glasses yep
Speaker:I use them all the time
Speaker:yep then I Jack up on the remote
Speaker:and then I will wash that doorknob with the remote
Speaker:do you know what they find on the doorknob
Speaker:your semen apparently
Speaker:fecal matter
Speaker:I don't know if it's mine
Speaker:sometimes I can't tell if you mean like mine or ones
Speaker:fecal matter
Speaker:that's what they find
Speaker:let me ask you a question about
Speaker:if they do find fecal matter in doorknobs
Speaker:let me ask you a question
Speaker:a serious question
Speaker:what how many like grocery bags you have to be carrying
Speaker:to open a door with your asshole why
Speaker:I did not see that one coming
Speaker:why is there
Speaker:I just read that oh my God
Speaker:another really dirty thing is those touchscreens
Speaker:self checkout
Speaker:oh yeah well
Speaker:you know the one I don't like is the
Speaker:the moving walkways that the handle things
Speaker:yes anytime someone tries to touch that I'm like
Speaker:you're so right
Speaker:they never wash those
Speaker:the moving walkway is covered with semen
Speaker:the moving walkway
Speaker:think about all of the scooping
Speaker:um the spoons
Speaker:the serving spoons in like the olive bar
Speaker:oh any kind of buffet or bar
Speaker:damn so remote
Speaker:if you come back
Speaker:I don't want to go outside now and public
Speaker:I think I'm gonna stay inside forever
Speaker:I'll get back to the topic at hand
Speaker:but also the one of the dirtiest in the whole world
Speaker:self checkout screens
Speaker:they say they find fecal matter urine
Speaker:I go what are you
Speaker:what are you touching the screen with your baby
Speaker:oh God Hunter Biden's finger
Speaker:but those are places like you eat too
Speaker:like you check out and then you eat like you
Speaker:they have this
Speaker:the restaurant area
Speaker:so you're like touching all that
Speaker:I'd rather have like a picnic table
Speaker:made out of Patrick Mahomes underwear apparently
Speaker:it's probably cleaner
Speaker:the first show you
Speaker:after you came to see me in Denver once
Speaker:maybe it was Denver
Speaker:and then the next night after I
Speaker:I I have like I do merch
Speaker:I sell t shirts
Speaker:and um I love it
Speaker:and I meet everybody after every single show
Speaker:I get this question a lot online
Speaker:they goes anyway
Speaker:get a picture with you
Speaker:is there any way I could just like
Speaker:um whatever
Speaker:get an autograph
Speaker:say hi I take
Speaker:you've seen me
Speaker:I meet every person that wants to after a show
Speaker:it's nice every single person
Speaker:and so I think you have great fans
Speaker:they're very nice people
Speaker:so I like it when you do it
Speaker:cause they're nice
Speaker:takes a minute
Speaker:though right
Speaker:takes a minute
Speaker:and what happens is you'll
Speaker:when you were with me I go hey
Speaker:I'll be back in 30 minutes
Speaker:maybe an hour
Speaker:and I go and I go and I did
Speaker:me and Erica were getting along really well
Speaker:I think this was the second time
Speaker:you went on the road with me and um
Speaker:I was gone for 30 minutes
Speaker:and I kinda missed you
Speaker:I was at that oh
Speaker:stage in the relationship
Speaker:which I'm still fucking in fuck
Speaker:I missed you
Speaker:that's not a bad thing
Speaker:I think it's just
Speaker:I missed you too
Speaker:I think you'll be okay with this
Speaker:but people listening with
Speaker:will make comments about how my voice
Speaker:but it's the truth
Speaker:I did sign do stuff for 30 to 60 minutes
Speaker:I was like I want to see Eric again
Speaker:and we don't get to see each other that often
Speaker:and she was on the road
Speaker:I want to get back to her
Speaker:and I go back in the green room
Speaker:they were waiting for me and you go
Speaker:how do I go
Speaker:great and I go to kiss you
Speaker:and you acted like I was
Speaker:I was holding a syringe filled with poison
Speaker:and you kind of wait
Speaker:you gotta wait
Speaker:you slap my hand away
Speaker:I was like what the fuck
Speaker:and that's when you said to me
Speaker:merch table dude yeah
Speaker:yeah right yeah
Speaker:you just shook how many hands
Speaker:uh huh people kiss my face
Speaker:I've mentioned this before
Speaker:there's like kissing stuff
Speaker:and so you made me very more self conscious of
Speaker:making sure to wash my hands well
Speaker:and you know
Speaker:I heard once
Speaker:and I do believe this is true
Speaker:I thought about it
Speaker:every hand you've ever shaken has had a dick in it
Speaker:wow oh yeah
Speaker:cause at first I was like well
Speaker:no guy dick
Speaker:but then you had your own dick
Speaker:isn't it weird
Speaker:that like I like I like my dick
Speaker:I like it sometimes
Speaker:no not that part
Speaker:but I'll I think that's only natural
Speaker:because it was like
Speaker:if you didn't like your dick like
Speaker:oh you again
Speaker:you again fine
Speaker:isn't it weird that you that you as a guy
Speaker:you might not know this
Speaker:but you're like
Speaker:oh my dick is cool
Speaker:other dicks
Speaker:hey just get them out
Speaker:I don't like them
Speaker:like you like your own
Speaker:but then more than one
Speaker:I'm like ah
Speaker:like in a porn or something
Speaker:you get that dick at right
Speaker:I want this one
Speaker:love it other ones not interested
Speaker:why is that weird
Speaker:I would be concerned if you're like
Speaker:oh right a Cornucopia of dicks
Speaker:maybe you're right
Speaker:maybe it's not weird at all
Speaker:like a satchel full of dicks today
Speaker:like I'm glad that you're just like no
Speaker:mine's good yeah
Speaker:I'm sufficed
Speaker:so the No Wash movement started
Speaker:their singer caught on with Covid
Speaker:it's people
Speaker:some people say I want to cut something out of my life
Speaker:I'm trapped at home
Speaker:I don't want to do laundry so much other people go
Speaker:I want to save the environment
Speaker:those people are fucking dirty liars
Speaker:so they're saying they don't want to use water
Speaker:and maybe they want to save money in this
Speaker:no Wash movement is a lot I mean
Speaker:these these folks are saying
Speaker:we're gonna we're not even gonna wash socks
Speaker:we're gonna wear them until they're so disgusting
Speaker:we're gonna throw them away
Speaker:but we just talked about what I have concerns with
Speaker:why you can get gross diseases and germs and stuff yeah
Speaker:so that's filthy
Speaker:do you know what the no wash movement
Speaker:started with what hair
Speaker:hair oh what part of your body that washing hair
Speaker:so not clothes but hair well okay
Speaker:so I have thoughts on that though
Speaker:because a lot of people overwash their hair yeah
Speaker:so there actually is like a sweet spot
Speaker:do you know what that is yeah
Speaker:sometimes it's hard to find the sweet spot on a woman
Speaker:sometimes
Speaker:what is the sweet spot in the hair
Speaker:are we going back to hair now
Speaker:yes yes we are well often times after uh
Speaker:insults or I start to feel every few days
Speaker:you're not supposed to wash your hair every day
Speaker:really really
Speaker:I wash my hair every day well
Speaker:you shouldn't
Speaker:there's a couple of reasons
Speaker:one is so I get my hair done
Speaker:at a salon right after it's processed
Speaker:you've got a lot of the chemicals
Speaker:your hair's been through hell
Speaker:kind of want to give it a break
Speaker:yeah and if you overly wash it and put more stuff on it
Speaker:it can be very damaging and it dries it out
Speaker:but for people who don't ever process their hair
Speaker:everyday still washes
Speaker:the follicles can get irritated
Speaker:and your hair can really dry out and become more coarse
Speaker:more brittle
Speaker:have issues there
Speaker:so it's actually nice to have some oil
Speaker:to maintain balance once every three days
Speaker:you're saying
Speaker:well yeah I mean no
Speaker:there are people who um
Speaker:excessively sweat
Speaker:they have hyperhydrosis is what we call it armpit
Speaker:groin uh what
Speaker:it's a lot of sweat
Speaker:I sweat a lot when I'm
Speaker:when I'm active
Speaker:but it's not growing sweat
Speaker:the other thing
Speaker:exercise to changes it right
Speaker:if you're exercising a lot
Speaker:you're sweating a lot
Speaker:you should wash it
Speaker:because that's gonna block your pores
Speaker:and lead to things like acne
Speaker:so you wanna wash more frequently
Speaker:but if you're not actively exercising
Speaker:where you're sweating a lot
Speaker:washing every day is unnecessary
Speaker:you guys have it so hard
Speaker:by you guys
Speaker:I mean women
Speaker:that it's you know
Speaker:not that this is um
Speaker:covering you territory by saying this
Speaker:but the whole hair thing is
Speaker:sometimes I go to my barber
Speaker:and he's booked up the whole day
Speaker:and I goes there anyway
Speaker:and he goes
Speaker:yeah and he cuts it in like 10 minutes later I'm gone
Speaker:sometimes you will call me I go
Speaker:what are you doing
Speaker:be like a Monday and you go
Speaker:I'm excited
Speaker:I got like a 10 a
Speaker:m appointment
Speaker:and I go cool
Speaker:cool and then Thursday you call me like hey
Speaker:I'm getting out of the
Speaker:it's such a
Speaker:it's such a process in an event
Speaker:it's also very expensive
Speaker:yeah my most expensive haircut is $50
Speaker:for an exceptional haircut
Speaker:most money I've ever spent
Speaker:guess for a haircut and coloring my hair in one session
Speaker:question wedding
Speaker:was it for what
Speaker:wow no that's an up to
Speaker:that's different oh
Speaker:that's where they style it of course
Speaker:this is just a blowout
Speaker:that's included
Speaker:a blowout um
Speaker:do you wanna know how
Speaker:the most I've ever paid for blood
Speaker:it's in Vegas
Speaker:it's very drunk
Speaker:is that when you threw your hands
Speaker:underwear over the balcony
Speaker:I would guess
Speaker:$500
Speaker:yeah was like 4 50 something
Speaker:that was really good thank you
Speaker:I'm surprised you got that
Speaker:I went high cause I could feel
Speaker:I could feel where you were going and um
Speaker:that's a ton though
Speaker:and it was a ton
Speaker:if you said how much do I spend on average
Speaker:I wouldn't have gone five
Speaker:two 50 is average yeah
Speaker:every six to eight weeks
Speaker:so these people in this uh
Speaker:no wash or don't wash very often
Speaker:movement or not doing their laundry very often
Speaker:have you ever heard of soap nuts
Speaker:soap nut yeah no
Speaker:this is a fruit that you can wash with apparently
Speaker:instead of using soap
Speaker:it's a natural um
Speaker:it's a natural fruit
Speaker:so people are saving
Speaker:um money and resources by using
Speaker:I thought soap nuts was
Speaker:when you're showering and the power goes out
Speaker:water goes out and you're like ah
Speaker:I got soap nuts
Speaker:I got some uh suds
Speaker:nipples what
Speaker:I wanna see this
Speaker:there's a fruit
Speaker:first of all
Speaker:where are you sourcing this
Speaker:you also probably
Speaker:so plus.com
Speaker:well you have to pay for that right
Speaker:they're fruit
Speaker:so you'd have to well
Speaker:you're right
Speaker:unless we're growing them
Speaker:we're both feverishly googling soap
Speaker:not soap not soap
Speaker:not oh god one of these pictures is inappropriate
Speaker:it says it's just
Speaker:I'm glad it's like
Speaker:I do not like my soap not yeah
Speaker:my search history
Speaker:that's not saving money
Speaker:this one's on Amazon for like 30 bucks
Speaker:you can make
Speaker:you know what that bring
Speaker:that brings up a good point
Speaker:which is some people are
Speaker:uh posturing
Speaker:as they say signaling
Speaker:you're familiar with that right
Speaker:it's a it's a
Speaker:I believe it's a virtue signal
Speaker:it's the Lychee family holy shit
Speaker:who are they
Speaker:no that's the
Speaker:oh God I'm so stupid
Speaker:the fruit like the
Speaker:the martinis that I like
Speaker:like with the
Speaker:I'm I'm afraid to ask
Speaker:I'm so embarrassed right now
Speaker:I thought you meant like
Speaker:you know people go like it's the um
Speaker:I thought you meant like
Speaker:it was a family that had done like you
Speaker:like someone goes like
Speaker:oh it's the Kennedy family
Speaker:Supendas is a genus of about five to 12
Speaker:species of shrubs and small trees in the lychee family
Speaker:it was not a genus
Speaker:me oh my God
Speaker:I thought the lychee family was this renowned family
Speaker:that it created many different types of
Speaker:but I eat lychee
Speaker:that's interesting
Speaker:but then what do you do
Speaker:they're just a nut
Speaker:and then you grind them and you eat lychee
Speaker:I don't even know what it is
Speaker:good tasting
Speaker:oh it's amazing
Speaker:it's a vegetable or fruit
Speaker:it's like a light white
Speaker:kind of a soft
Speaker:squishy texture
Speaker:it's a fruit
Speaker:it's um pretty sweet
Speaker:often times it's added with uh
Speaker:like sugaries and syrups kind of stuff
Speaker:so you wouldn't like it but yeah
Speaker:it's really good
Speaker:never heard of lychee
Speaker:so your recommendations
Speaker:Doctor Erica are
Speaker:go ahead and take a couple days off washing your hair
Speaker:ladies or men
Speaker:unless you're working out
Speaker:and then we wanna shower every single day
Speaker:cause we don't want our pores to be clogged
Speaker:as far as soap nuts go
Speaker:you're spending just as much money on soap nuts
Speaker:I don't even um
Speaker:shower every time I work out
Speaker:oh like if I stretch or I do yoga
Speaker:where it's like a
Speaker:more of like a flexibility or core
Speaker:yoga and I don't sweat yeah
Speaker:then I don't wash every day
Speaker:if you do anything where you smell you sweat
Speaker:you should wash
Speaker:but you have
Speaker:so your sebaceous glands are very important
Speaker:because you also
Speaker:don't want to wash them off too frequently of your body
Speaker:because it actually can dry out your skin
Speaker:so it's protective against certain germs
Speaker:it helps kind of keep them as a barrier
Speaker:um so the oils matter too
Speaker:it's like a fine balance so you
Speaker:you can actually do damage by overwashing um
Speaker:you can get rashes
Speaker:you can have breaks in your skin
Speaker:that can lead to secondary infections
Speaker:so you really have to have a nice even kill if like
Speaker:don't shower too much and don't shower too infrequently
Speaker:make sense next time
Speaker:yeah you wait
Speaker:that's fucking gross
Speaker:don't do that
Speaker:so we're kind of up against the hour
Speaker:oh damn it I have a question for you
Speaker:why don't you go
Speaker:why don't we do it next time
Speaker:do you remember what you said to me this afternoon
Speaker:no we hung out with your friends last night at the
Speaker:Christmas Wonderland
Speaker:what did I say you go
Speaker:you are not funny when my friends are around and I go
Speaker:you're not but that wasn't what I meant
Speaker:I meant like uh
Speaker:you're not like comic relief
Speaker:you're just like the serious
Speaker:smart guy that I fell in love with that
Speaker:that aspect of it
Speaker:like you know
Speaker:I think a lot of people probably don't think that
Speaker:you have multiple personal characteristics
Speaker:characteristics and traits that I'm just a
Speaker:there's a funny guy
Speaker:I was offended at first
Speaker:because I feel like that would be going
Speaker:hey when you're with my friends
Speaker:you're a doctor
Speaker:if I says shitty
Speaker:you know how like
Speaker:I don't like to be a doctor in public yes
Speaker:I feel like you don't like to be a comedian in public
Speaker:yeah especially when it's like
Speaker:when I'm having you look at my balls
Speaker:but yes you don't like
Speaker:when people ask party trick of like hey
Speaker:have no derb and what is this thing on my ass
Speaker:yes and I don't like to joke it
Speaker:but I find that yes
Speaker:so I was not offended if you explain yourself
Speaker:which is like
Speaker:you're not you're not funny for a friend's meeting
Speaker:like I'm not trying to be funny
Speaker:I'm not being goofy funny guy okay
Speaker:and I have a story to tell you
Speaker:about a date I went on once
Speaker:oh and um it's about being
Speaker:it's about not being funny
Speaker:oh boy and maybe we'll just do it next time
Speaker:cause we gotta go
Speaker:and I've already asked you questions about this
Speaker:but yes I'll wait
Speaker:I have a question to ask you also about dating
Speaker:a little bit afraid to ask
Speaker:coming up on the next episode of afraid to ask
Speaker:you see this list going around
Speaker:it's like a viral
Speaker:list of places you shouldn't take women on first dates
Speaker:no okay so I think I'm asking you this
Speaker:have you taken me on any
Speaker:I come back
Speaker:I drop her off
Speaker:and she gets off the motorcycle
Speaker:and hurriedly walks away
Speaker:I go hey how did the wait what
Speaker:and she walks away
Speaker:like pretty quickly
Speaker:goes inside the restaurant
Speaker:and I don't know what happened or what I said
Speaker:or if I did something
Speaker:but I definitely got the feeling that like
Speaker:something went horribly wrong
Speaker:what happened was
