First Dates
In this episode...
In this episode of "Afraid to Ask," Jamie and Dr. Erika discuss various topics, including their first meeting, the lingering impact of childhood memorization, and an awkward first date Jamie had in his teens. They explore the peculiarities of the human brain, the persistence of childhood memories, and the strange situations people find themselves in. The conversation takes unexpected turns, touching on neurobiology, fraternity experiences, and even a cringe-worthy first date involving a motorcycle ride and an unexpected burn. The hosts also delve into the pitfalls of buffets, the ruined joy of the olive bar, and the questionable hygiene practices at strip clubs. The episode ends with a sneak peek into the next installment, where Jamie recalls a funny story about fitness room confusion at a hotel.
Chapters
00:00 - Why Things Get Stuck In Your Head, We Don’t Understand The Brain
04:15 - Best And Worst First Dates
05:40 - Jamie & Erika’s First Date
07:00 - Worst Hotel
09:00 - Jamie’s Worst First Date
11:00 - You’re Building A Car Promo
16:00 - Minimum Wage & Getting A 25 Cent Raise
18:00 - More Shitty First Dates
19:10 - Erika Ruins Everything
20:24 - Person Handling Broccoli
24:00 - Erika Goes To A Strip Club
24:51 - On the Next Afraid to Ask...
About the Podcast
Comedian Jamie Lissow and his smarter half Dr. Erika answer all kinds of medical, dating, sex, divorce, questions some might be afraid to ask. Listen & subscribe for prescriptions and punchlines.
Transcript
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Speaker:hello there boyfriend how are you
Speaker:it's fine day
Speaker:I'm really good
Speaker:is it working
Speaker:yes excellent
Speaker:let's not talk shit
Speaker:I'm afraid to ask but I have a great question
Speaker:I don't even know what I was gonna say
Speaker:I'm so disturbed right now
Speaker:we're back another episode of afraid to ask
Speaker:so this is called
Speaker:oh wow he's strong today
Speaker:yeah uh well
Speaker:do would you like to call it something else
Speaker:haha I feel like I have this medical question that I
Speaker:that doesn't have an answer oh
Speaker:well then how it just doesn't have an answer
Speaker:all morning
Speaker:you've been singing this song called like
Speaker:taste the biscuit or something
Speaker:and it's I think it's a sexual song and you
Speaker:and you can't and at first I was like oh
Speaker:that's really cute
Speaker:she's cute singing that song
Speaker:and then only recently was I wondering
Speaker:I wonder what the
Speaker:what causes a song to be stuck in your head
Speaker:I wonder we probably don't even know
Speaker:I have absolutely no idea
Speaker:you know what I think helps
Speaker:an old woman singing about her pussy
Speaker:wow right like that helps to get it stuck
Speaker:if it was a start this one all over from scratch
Speaker:I'm just saying
Speaker:if it was a lady talking about knitting
Speaker:probably would not be stuck in your head well
Speaker:I was just telling you on
Speaker:the drive today that neurobiology fascinates me right
Speaker:what I think is interesting is stuff that's in my head
Speaker:from like when I was in 5th grade
Speaker:I can't get out
Speaker:songs that I memorized to learn something yeah
Speaker:like prepositions
Speaker:for example
Speaker:I could list them in alphabetical order
Speaker:I'm gonna be honest with you at this moment
Speaker:I'm not sure what a proposition is
Speaker:can you give me
Speaker:wait hold on
Speaker:a prep is it
Speaker:but a proposition
Speaker:no shit preposition
Speaker:I'm having a total
Speaker:I know what a pronoun is because they're so annoying
Speaker:oh those are
Speaker:but here's the problem
Speaker:who gives a fuck
Speaker:I don't like that
Speaker:it's in my head and I don't understand wow
Speaker:critical things maybe that I need to do
Speaker:nowadays as an adult
Speaker:I have a right
Speaker:but like I Learned that to like a little tune
Speaker:so it's like stuck in there forever yes
Speaker:that will never come in handy
Speaker:it never did
Speaker:even that you'll never get pulled over and they're like
Speaker:if you've been drinking well
Speaker:could you recite your propositions
Speaker:is that was that what they are
Speaker:propositions yeah
Speaker:you just fire through and the guys like
Speaker:get out of here
Speaker:you were like
Speaker:but is a proposition
Speaker:I'm like no
Speaker:it's not oh
Speaker:that's right
Speaker:you memorize a whole string but not
Speaker:I was totally right and you shot me down
Speaker:impractical bullshit
Speaker:I have one of those from
Speaker:yours is better cause it's from 5th grade
Speaker:but I have from being in a fraternity
Speaker:did you guys have to
Speaker:were you in a sorority
Speaker:I was in a sorority
Speaker:I was in a fraternity
Speaker:but I don't
Speaker:I don't consider myself a fraternity boy
Speaker:because we didn't have a frat house we didn't
Speaker:but we had to my way to take a match
Speaker:do you know what
Speaker:do you know what hazing is
Speaker:yes Greek alphabet
Speaker:yeah yeah yeah
Speaker:did you guys get hazed
Speaker:girls were way better than boys at my school
Speaker:but the the fraternity is hazed a bunch
Speaker:do they uh huh
Speaker:we right before I went to college
Speaker:there was a horrible thing that happened where there
Speaker:was like some hazing and people got kicked out
Speaker:and so when I went
Speaker:there was no hazing
Speaker:yeah stupid
Speaker:what's the point
Speaker:but can you still do the Greek alphabet
Speaker:cause I think I can
Speaker:it's like alpha beta data
Speaker:I love some data
Speaker:Theta Iota capital mdumuse
Speaker:I overcom Pyro Sigma Howie yeah
Speaker:say which I was on
Speaker:but around beneath beneath
Speaker:beneath the data
Speaker:but and yeah
Speaker:but that's stuck in my head forever
Speaker:I couldn't do with a match
Speaker:hung up so stupid
Speaker:don't I probably need
Speaker:that part of my brain for something else
Speaker:that's what I think
Speaker:terrible with names
Speaker:I don't have an answer for you
Speaker:I think the brains
Speaker:fascinating at every organ
Speaker:we don't understand the most right yeah
Speaker:but it crazily
Speaker:I don't know
Speaker:just dictates your day to day
Speaker:yet the little stupid nuances
Speaker:that we memorize
Speaker:make absolutely no sense
Speaker:you're right
Speaker:so anyway I'm here with Doctor Erica
Speaker:this is Jamie Lisso
Speaker:and I wanted to start by saying
Speaker:I have something that I'm a little bit afraid to ask
Speaker:because you know me
Speaker:I don't love
Speaker:I have this problem where I don't love hearing about
Speaker:I know you've dated other guys and stuff
Speaker:I just thought
Speaker:my favorite thing to hear about
Speaker:but I had to ask this
Speaker:because I saw this article
Speaker:and this also has to do with a memory
Speaker:that kind of showed up in my head this morning
Speaker:I read this article about
Speaker:you see this list going around
Speaker:like a viral list
Speaker:of places you shouldn't take women on first dates
Speaker:no okay so I think
Speaker:I'm asking you this
Speaker:have you taken me on any
Speaker:wait what do you think are
Speaker:we have a very strange
Speaker:way that we met
Speaker:like first date
Speaker:I don't know if you want even
Speaker:what is the first we've
Speaker:I don't think I've ever gone
Speaker:I'm taking you to
Speaker:wow I feel like a complete ass
Speaker:or because it's funny
Speaker:I would say
Speaker:I think if it's on the list
Speaker:what I would consider a really bad first date
Speaker:yeah a hotel
Speaker:cause it was that ours
Speaker:yes we had to
Speaker:that's so presumptuous
Speaker:though it is
Speaker:you're stripping away context though
Speaker:this list just says
Speaker:a list yeah
Speaker:can condom ravers
Speaker:is it women or men who
Speaker:made the list
Speaker:this is a bunch of people
Speaker:oh no I'm sorry
Speaker:this is a list of places ladies
Speaker:would absolutely refuse to go on a first date
Speaker:just to go back
Speaker:I didn't say
Speaker:meet me in my hotel room
Speaker:I wanna say
Speaker:it was a situation where it was
Speaker:it made the most sense to
Speaker:to kind of like
Speaker:keep it slightly secretive
Speaker:for a few different reasons
Speaker:is that fair to say
Speaker:I'm pretty sure I asked to go back to your hotel room
Speaker:oh the first time
Speaker:yeah I remember
Speaker:just for context
Speaker:we talked before I met you in person
Speaker:we texted for six months
Speaker:or something right
Speaker:yeah months
Speaker:maybe not six months
Speaker:five months
Speaker:lots of texting
Speaker:got to know each other very well
Speaker:and then you came out to a show of mine
Speaker:and I remember
Speaker:you showed up
Speaker:it was a didn't
Speaker:I didn't know you were coming
Speaker:sign the front row
Speaker:and I remember
Speaker:I immediately thought
Speaker:you say you see a gorgeous girl come to your show
Speaker:that you've been texting with
Speaker:I was on stage
Speaker:when I saw you
Speaker:so many things went through my head
Speaker:what is she gonna come home with me
Speaker:what does my place look like
Speaker:is she would she have stayed
Speaker:if it did like it
Speaker:like I remember
Speaker:I was to be single guy
Speaker:I'm single guy
Speaker:on the road
Speaker:have I washed my balls
Speaker:did that come across
Speaker:were you thinking about that on stage
Speaker:or were you
Speaker:like shocked
Speaker:it's the first time
Speaker:in years I can remember being on stage
Speaker:and just like
Speaker:completely losing my train of thought
Speaker:because the brain was like
Speaker:there are more important things to do
Speaker:I remember I lost my ability to recite
Speaker:the Greek alphabet
Speaker:at that moment
Speaker:it dropped out
Speaker:and I needed that brain power
Speaker:for something else
Speaker:because I remember thinking like
Speaker:when I see you
Speaker:in my mind I'm sorry
Speaker:but my mind went
Speaker:all these different places
Speaker:where it was like
Speaker:is she here as a friend
Speaker:it what if she comes back
Speaker:I think there's
Speaker:two rotisserie chicken carcasses
Speaker:in my condo
Speaker:it was a it was
Speaker:like a condo
Speaker:a two bedroom condo hotel
Speaker:that I was in
Speaker:but I remember you said
Speaker:you immediately said like
Speaker:I just came to see you and I have a hotel
Speaker:I was like oh
Speaker:that's cool
Speaker:and then you were like God
Speaker:it's so shitty
Speaker:and I was like oh
Speaker:glimmer of hope
Speaker:haha late at the end of the tunnel in your hotel
Speaker:you were not just saying that your hotel was
Speaker:it was sketchy as hell
Speaker:it was one of the worst hotels I've ever seen
Speaker:there were like punched out holes in the elevator
Speaker:it's horrible yeah
Speaker:yeah those are for me
Speaker:when I realized I forgot condoms oh my god
Speaker:it was very disgusting
Speaker:I went to your hotel
Speaker:I don't know
Speaker:how that transpired
Speaker:it's a nice hotel by the way
Speaker:the type of hotel
Speaker:wasn't like you went to a Super 8 or something Motel 6
Speaker:this is a legitimate hotel
Speaker:that I would have recommended to you
Speaker:but one of those ones were just that one
Speaker:they don't take care of it
Speaker:your better
Speaker:we went to your place near like
Speaker:it's so bad
Speaker:and then I said
Speaker:remember I go hey
Speaker:I got two bedrooms in my place
Speaker:that was nice
Speaker:yeah why don't you come
Speaker:you can come stay
Speaker:and I remember thinking like
Speaker:thank God I have two bedrooms
Speaker:and I was trying to think about a lock one of the doors
Speaker:when you got there like oh
Speaker:that's weird
Speaker:this one doesn't even shoot
Speaker:what do we do
Speaker:but your place had
Speaker:you're looking me just appalled
Speaker:I just wow honestly
Speaker:I was thinking
Speaker:I was like hey
Speaker:we'll just disagree
Speaker:you were being a gentleman
Speaker:I think you were surprised that I showed up
Speaker:I don't think you were like let's get busy
Speaker:no no that was cool
Speaker:that's why I was trying to portray to you
Speaker:when we went to your hotel room to get your stuff
Speaker:it was the most disgusting hotel room I've ever seen
Speaker:there was hair in the shower
Speaker:and I hadn't taken a shower
Speaker:you hadn't taken a shower yes
Speaker:it was disgusting
Speaker:I think there was other stuff
Speaker:there's like
Speaker:the cleaning rugs were still like on the counter yeah
Speaker:but they hadn't cleaned anything there was disgusting
Speaker:there's blood stains on the carpet
Speaker:I remember when I saw those blood seeds I was like
Speaker:she's staying with me this rules
Speaker:so whoever murdered whoever
Speaker:thank you very much oh
Speaker:that probably is what happened Ew
Speaker:so I take a woman on a murderer hotel first date
Speaker:have a so hotel first date
Speaker:there's a lot of context behind that
Speaker:it's not what it seems like that we did go to a hotel
Speaker:but it's a lot there's a lot behind it
Speaker:and maybe we'll get more to this story someday
Speaker:but I thought this morning I'm laying in bed
Speaker:scrolling through my phone
Speaker:this viral article comes up about places
Speaker:you've been taken to one or that would be the worst
Speaker:that would be a bad one
Speaker:am I still guessing or you just gonna tell me
Speaker:I like guessing
Speaker:I wanna see if I get in okay
Speaker:would you like to hear a
Speaker:a memory hits me this morning when I wake up
Speaker:and I realize that I took a woman
Speaker:a girl on maybe one of the worst first dates
Speaker:just possible
Speaker:just absolutely horrible
Speaker:and there's also a medical relate
Speaker:that happens at the end of the story
Speaker:so when I was about when I was 14 years old
Speaker:I got a job at Arby's
Speaker:not trying to drop names brag
Speaker:but I had a job very
Speaker:very young at Arby's
Speaker:and I would that's where we would meet
Speaker:is my best chance of meeting a girl or something
Speaker:would have been like at work
Speaker:you know 1450 so anyway
Speaker:I worked there for a few years
Speaker:I worked there for um like 16
Speaker:17 years old
Speaker:when I turned sixteen
Speaker:I buy a motorcycle
Speaker:take my Arby's money
Speaker:my hard earned are
Speaker:how do you feel
Speaker:what do you think when I say motorcycles
Speaker:I like a guy
Speaker:are you like ocean or not interested
Speaker:I'm not but I think a lot of women are
Speaker:okay you know
Speaker:my problem is I just think it's a death trap
Speaker:so I go like medically like
Speaker:oh you're a same your head
Speaker:miss you in the er
Speaker:and I've had to take care of people after that
Speaker:I don't like yes
Speaker:I think most people are like
Speaker:yes let's go yeah
Speaker:one of the best things about
Speaker:driving a motorcycle is knowing how you're gonna die
Speaker:oh right you ever see on the highway
Speaker:here's my problem
Speaker:so you got a motorcycle
Speaker:no helmet I go
Speaker:he's enjoying himself
Speaker:he's in Arizona
Speaker:I don't think there's a helmet law here
Speaker:he's in Nevada
Speaker:they love it
Speaker:I don't know if that's true or not
Speaker:I don't like when I see
Speaker:a motorcycle go by
Speaker:and he's got
Speaker:one of those big Harleys
Speaker:and he's got the big bags right
Speaker:the saddle bags
Speaker:he's got his wife on the back
Speaker:he's got a fairing right
Speaker:like a windshield
Speaker:yeah yeah and he's got like a windshield
Speaker:and I go hey
Speaker:you know you know
Speaker:you're trying to do
Speaker:you're building a car sir
Speaker:you trying to build a car around you
Speaker:just buy a car
Speaker:I don't like motorcycles
Speaker:you know how
Speaker:you drive shittier when there's a cop by you
Speaker:uh huh I drive shittier when there's a motorcycle
Speaker:cause I'm terrified that I'm gonna hit them
Speaker:so I'm shittier
Speaker:cause I'm like shaking
Speaker:and I'm like pumping the brakes way more yeah
Speaker:like to stay far away from them
Speaker:and I'm so distracted
Speaker:I don't notice any of the other cars
Speaker:I just noticed the motorcycle in front of me
Speaker:I do drive shitty
Speaker:or when I see a cop
Speaker:fucking hate it
Speaker:do you think cops just think everyone drives shitty
Speaker:do you think cops think that
Speaker:everyone just slams on their brakes
Speaker:all the time
Speaker:cause we see a copy always
Speaker:I'm sure they have like a name for it
Speaker:like the Police Effect and they're like
Speaker:oh look at that dumbass
Speaker:they're going 2 miles an hour
Speaker:I'll bet you right
Speaker:I'll bet you right
Speaker:so what happened was I had this motorcycle
Speaker:and I'll tell you something
Speaker:it was not expensive
Speaker:we didn't have any money when I was a kid
Speaker:I had to pay for it myself
Speaker:I paid for with Arby's money
Speaker:so that's how much
Speaker:that's how expensive this motorcycle
Speaker:you buy a motorcycle for a couple grand
Speaker:older motorcycle
Speaker:they used to call them Honda Davidson's
Speaker:it would look like a Harley
Speaker:but it was a
Speaker:it was a Honda Magna
Speaker:for all the motorcycle people out there
Speaker:they're still alive
Speaker:so I drive this motorcycle to Arby's and I go
Speaker:there's this kind of cute girl
Speaker:that started working there
Speaker:I'm gonna ask her if she wants to go for a ride
Speaker:on my motorcycle
Speaker:how does that hit you
Speaker:is that a good first date
Speaker:like I feel like that's pretty good right
Speaker:for a 16 year old
Speaker:I think you nailed it
Speaker:yeah you could have only sealed the deal better
Speaker:if you offered her some surly fries or something
Speaker:oh curly fries
Speaker:yeah you say surly fries
Speaker:I did that's like a variation of them that
Speaker:it has an attitude
Speaker:curly fries with an attitude
Speaker:I was thinking of something else
Speaker:surly fries
Speaker:I think of a sauce
Speaker:and Shirley Fry fuck off
Speaker:I was thinking of the the horses
Speaker:Shirley Fries
Speaker:I got distracted
Speaker:apparently I was painting this picture of you like
Speaker:climbing into a motorcycle
Speaker:curly fries with an attitude
Speaker:surely try our Shirley Fries
Speaker:so you know what
Speaker:this girl I think she liked me
Speaker:I got a feeling she likes me
Speaker:and so I go and when I'm on the
Speaker:I used to work the front register
Speaker:we used to have a front register
Speaker:we used to have drive through
Speaker:and we'd have back line
Speaker:back line reserve for those that were older
Speaker:because you had to operate a slicer
Speaker:so I never got to go back in the back line
Speaker:I'm a front
Speaker:so I walk up to him
Speaker:I'm about to go hey
Speaker:on our lunch break
Speaker:maybe I take you for a ride on the motorcycle right
Speaker:I'm about to say
Speaker:hey we should
Speaker:and the manager walks in he goes
Speaker:anybody got a orange motorcycle
Speaker:and I go I have an orange motorcycle hey
Speaker:you're asking
Speaker:he goes yeah
Speaker:it fell it fell down
Speaker:it's leaking gas all over the parking lot
Speaker:I didn't realize that when you park on a hill
Speaker:it can just like
Speaker:the kickstand just goes up and it just rolls forward
Speaker:and falls out to my brand new motorcycle
Speaker:so it's already starting off
Speaker:I'm embarrassed
Speaker:like oh God
Speaker:I gotta run out there
Speaker:run out there
Speaker:set up my motorcycle
Speaker:I come back in
Speaker:I go everything's fine with it
Speaker:do I get enough gas
Speaker:would you like to go for a ride on my motorcycle
Speaker:on lunch she says
Speaker:this might surprise you yes
Speaker:I bring her outside
Speaker:we go for a ride on the motorcycle
Speaker:and it's good
Speaker:and I'm gonna be
Speaker:this might sound disgusting
Speaker:but I have heard
Speaker:that's disgusting
Speaker:but just it might be on
Speaker:this might be uneducated
Speaker:I have heard
Speaker:if you take a girlfriend on a motorcycle
Speaker:it might there might be some excitement that happens no
Speaker:not just because of what
Speaker:because there's like vibrating and oh
Speaker:for the girl uh huh
Speaker:yeah okay okay
Speaker:did not expect agreement there
Speaker:surely fries
Speaker:so I'm feeling pretty good
Speaker:about this situation
Speaker:and I'm taking her for a ride
Speaker:and she's holding you know
Speaker:that's a good date
Speaker:because she's touching me
Speaker:she's holding onto my waist right
Speaker:this is good
Speaker:I feel like we're going good
Speaker:I'm taking her to all these you know
Speaker:the most beautiful parts of Rochester
Speaker:New York I can find
Speaker:I take her down at the beach whatever
Speaker:I come back
Speaker:I drop her off and
Speaker:she gets off the motorcycle
Speaker:and hurriedly
Speaker:walks away I go hey
Speaker:how did the wait what
Speaker:and she walks away
Speaker:like pretty quickly
Speaker:goes inside
Speaker:the restaurant
Speaker:and I don't know what happened or what I said
Speaker:or if I did something
Speaker:but I definitely got the feeling that like
Speaker:something went horribly wrong
Speaker:what happened was
Speaker:on a motorcycle
Speaker:there are exhaust pipes
Speaker:on the outside of the motorcycle that are
Speaker:hundreds of degrees right
Speaker:like super super hot
Speaker:and she's riding on the back of the motorcycle
Speaker:and she burned
Speaker:she singed oh
Speaker:her leg so badly
Speaker:and she was so polite that she didn't wanna say like oh
Speaker:I messed up my
Speaker:my leg like I mean
Speaker:like a like a bit like a 3 inch burn
Speaker:emergency room
Speaker:no way yeah
Speaker:emergency and like nothing horrible
Speaker:did you take her to the emergency room no
Speaker:she wouldn't
Speaker:she didn't trust me
Speaker:my vehicle anymore oh yeah
Speaker:I guess that makes sense
Speaker:I had to work on it
Speaker:we need any
Speaker:honest to God
Speaker:they needed one of us to work
Speaker:and then someone else took her to the emergency room
Speaker:and it was like
Speaker:that's a that's a pretty
Speaker:it was a pretty rough burn
Speaker:she's fine like it wasn't any lasting effects
Speaker:but terrible first date
Speaker:and I never talked
Speaker:I never talked to her again
Speaker:I think she quit or she stopped
Speaker:started dating someone else yeah
Speaker:that's my kind of shitty first date
Speaker:you sent someone to the er
Speaker:I know did you pay for her er visit
Speaker:no I worked at Arby's
Speaker:so did she how did she pay for it
Speaker:guess how much money I made at Arby's
Speaker:so I love this because I am 10 years older than Erica
Speaker:so I feel like sometimes the age gap
Speaker:I barely think about it
Speaker:I would imagine it's all she thinks about
Speaker:but sometimes there are things that are
Speaker:are I think very um
Speaker:so very different between that decade
Speaker:and I would guess this is one of them
Speaker:guess how much money I made at Arby's
Speaker:after I got a raise
Speaker:I remember getting a raise being like hell yeah
Speaker:guess how much
Speaker:four hours an hour shit
Speaker:4:25 really
Speaker:yeah I totally fucking pulled that out of nowhere
Speaker:forget it wow
Speaker:that sucked shit
Speaker:cause this is minimum wage
Speaker:not like $20
Speaker:uh I think it's well
Speaker:isn't it state based too
Speaker:don't know cause like some states have raised it
Speaker:to have higher standards
Speaker:I don't think that they've like made it
Speaker:a nationwide thing
Speaker:I'd say like 18 something I keep seeing advertised
Speaker:I think you're right
Speaker:ours was three dollars and thirty five cents wow
Speaker:and when you're a waiter or a waitress
Speaker:it could be even lower
Speaker:because they used to be able to take the tips
Speaker:yeah average tips
Speaker:and they said that was mess
Speaker:I don't do that anymore
Speaker:I don't think
Speaker:I don't think
Speaker:I don't know
Speaker:I think they gotta give you
Speaker:I think they stop doing that
Speaker:hmm so I have a list of what women say
Speaker:this list is making
Speaker:its originally cemetery on it
Speaker:of cemetery
Speaker:feel like that
Speaker:be like creepy people
Speaker:and then a woman would be normal and she be like
Speaker:what the fuck did you take me here for
Speaker:that feels like
Speaker:not on here
Speaker:that feels like not just worst date
Speaker:but feels like I gotta worry about this guy right
Speaker:like that feels like very creepy
Speaker:how about there
Speaker:somewhere with all their guy friends
Speaker:like the man cave place
Speaker:man cave place
Speaker:okay so with
Speaker:not on here
Speaker:not on here
Speaker:where'd you get this list
Speaker:I got it off the internet
Speaker:it's making the rounds
Speaker:as they say
Speaker:it's gone viral
Speaker:well I feel like they've missed three
Speaker:very important ones no
Speaker:those are very good
Speaker:yours are very good
Speaker:what's your um
Speaker:so I'll hit you with a couple
Speaker:all right worst
Speaker:or is this like a number one
Speaker:worst one or just a random one
Speaker:I'm gonna give you
Speaker:I'm gonna give you top
Speaker:I don't wanna give you number one yet okay
Speaker:so a lot of them are restaurants
Speaker:what so like
Speaker:names of like
Speaker:a lot of more like
Speaker:don't go to this
Speaker:all be in like one category
Speaker:it should be
Speaker:it should be don't
Speaker:so she done my whole list
Speaker:haven't you
Speaker:a buffet Golden Corral No. 12
Speaker:I'd be so mad
Speaker:No. 12 if you took me
Speaker:Sizzler
Speaker:can I tell you something you did to me
Speaker:Arby's do not after your date gets that
Speaker:keep that name out of your mouth
Speaker:Arby's holds a special place of my heart
Speaker:it's not on here
Speaker:Arby's is not on here
Speaker:one date of yours
Speaker:she would have added that to the list
Speaker:but you know what you do as a
Speaker:I love that you're a doctor
Speaker:I love that I learn things
Speaker:but there's one thing you do as a doctor
Speaker:and sometimes when you're chatting with me
Speaker:and that is you will offhandedly say something
Speaker:and just fucking ruin something for me
Speaker:I ruined something yeah
Speaker:and one of them is you often
Speaker:yeah basically
Speaker:well more like the umbrella heading of buffets so what
Speaker:oh I know where this is going
Speaker:you like to like
Speaker:I'll go hey
Speaker:do you want some extra
Speaker:some more alfalfa sprouts
Speaker:and you're like no
Speaker:do I want some more salmonellas on top of my salad
Speaker:yeah you immediately go to what
Speaker:what illness
Speaker:or what disease could be caused by the thing
Speaker:immediately
Speaker:well medical school kind of ruined me
Speaker:what do you get from what's
Speaker:isn't alfalfa sprouts bad
Speaker:alfalfa sprouts are bad
Speaker:a lot of greens that you have a hard time washing are
Speaker:those are hard to wash
Speaker:would you think less of me if I told you that
Speaker:only recently that I found out
Speaker:you're supposed to wash stuff from Whole Foods
Speaker:cause when I go in there
Speaker:there's even a vegetable spray wash that's like
Speaker:not soap and not chemicals
Speaker:I don't know what the ingredients are
Speaker:but it's like all natural
Speaker:so it can remove the residue
Speaker:I would use that
Speaker:but I didn't know it was a thing
Speaker:I didn't know we're supposed to
Speaker:and I go to Whole Foods
Speaker:and you know how you see the spray
Speaker:I go out they did it
Speaker:they did it for me
Speaker:so I'd buy broccoli
Speaker:I wouldn't even wash it for
Speaker:until recently
Speaker:you know what bothers me about that though
Speaker:is how many people manhandle it in the grocery store
Speaker:and they're like meow yes
Speaker:and they put it back
Speaker:so it's more so
Speaker:that touch exposure or transportation experience
Speaker:yes I'm a little offended about that
Speaker:I think men and women handle vegetables
Speaker:and you really just went right after men
Speaker:men hate man handle though
Speaker:I just like
Speaker:you're putting that on us
Speaker:you know person handle thanks
Speaker:cause I feel like it's a double standard right
Speaker:you say fire man
Speaker:it's like hey
Speaker:there are women
Speaker:they're also firemen
Speaker:I get it but then you go manhandle negative things
Speaker:nobody gives a shit
Speaker:like how you mansplain
Speaker:what is it what
Speaker:yeah I do I do that sometimes do I mansplain
Speaker:I'm not that guilty of mansplaining I would guess no
Speaker:uh huh no so like you
Speaker:you don't do that that often
Speaker:you ruined something that I would go to
Speaker:every single time I'll go to New York City
Speaker:when I go to New York City
Speaker:creature habit
Speaker:I go to Whole Foods
Speaker:I get my stuff
Speaker:I do whatever
Speaker:and one day we're talking about Whole Foods
Speaker:and you were just like
Speaker:I think I think I was doing one of those like
Speaker:hey take me through your trip at
Speaker:we were a long distance relationship for a while
Speaker:so we did like
Speaker:I would go like
Speaker:hey what do you do
Speaker:your Whole Foods
Speaker:take me through your Whole Foods trip
Speaker:and we were very different on what
Speaker:we would stop at Whole Foods
Speaker:and I think you
Speaker:before I even brought up that I like to go there
Speaker:you brought up
Speaker:you said somehow an olive bar
Speaker:I did and you immediately were like
Speaker:oh fuck you
Speaker:I love that shit
Speaker:and I was like
Speaker:cause they're terrible
Speaker:yeah and then you made me
Speaker:you were just like
Speaker:dead silent on the other side of the phone
Speaker:dude wants my dad
Speaker:so my dad told me once
Speaker:I love to catch up as a kid
Speaker:big fan of ketchup
Speaker:isn't it where someone tells you something
Speaker:like what you told me about the olive bar
Speaker:I've never gone to the olive bar since never
Speaker:I would never go
Speaker:cause you told me like people eat stuff
Speaker:they put it back and then put their hands in there
Speaker:and they eat one
Speaker:they'll dig out a handful and then just eat one
Speaker:and then put the rest back
Speaker:it's disgusting
Speaker:it's so much better though than the
Speaker:an olive in an olive bar
Speaker:so much more delicious than an olive in a jar
Speaker:I don't know if it's the bacteria
Speaker:something makes it taste better
Speaker:or glass thing over the buffet
Speaker:sneeze guard
Speaker:yeah right speaks for itself
Speaker:I don't know if it's an effective
Speaker:is it a sneeze guard
Speaker:just like a loose fitting
Speaker:all the nasty people that are like digging underneath
Speaker:like oh I want that all over the back yeah
Speaker:but you ruined it
Speaker:sneeze and cough
Speaker:I've not gone back okay
Speaker:I didn't ruin it
Speaker:I exposed it for its truth
Speaker:you're right
Speaker:you're right
Speaker:I mean thank you
Speaker:but fuck man
Speaker:my dad once
Speaker:I was putting ketchup on these home fries
Speaker:at a restaurant
Speaker:I loved ketchup at a restaurant
Speaker:I just loved ketchup as a kid
Speaker:I would just dump it on oh boy
Speaker:and he goes
Speaker:you know this one time
Speaker:I was at a restaurant
Speaker:and I look over and he goes
Speaker:this guy takes that
Speaker:it was that glass ketchup bottle
Speaker:I don't know if they had that when you were growing up
Speaker:that you guys have the glass Heinz
Speaker:I wasn't born like five years ago
Speaker:okay but anyway
Speaker:we had the glass Heinz
Speaker:ketchup bottle
Speaker:and he told me he saw a guy
Speaker:open it up ready
Speaker:ready open it up
Speaker:pour it on his own fries
Speaker:lick around the top edge of it
Speaker:and then recap and put it back
Speaker:I thought you were gonna say he like dipped
Speaker:you know how people would use the knife to like
Speaker:get it to like
Speaker:oh more and then lick the knife and put it back in
Speaker:which is also equally you yeah
Speaker:and I never had ketchup at a restaurant again
Speaker:and so that's kind of what
Speaker:you did for me
Speaker:to me with the Olive Bar
Speaker:so thank you
Speaker:well so don't take me to a buffet ever
Speaker:not just on a first date okay
Speaker:I'm glad Gordon Golden Corral made it
Speaker:I'm not a huge fan of the buffet in general
Speaker:because I feel like
Speaker:let's just have a little bit
Speaker:a really good food
Speaker:instead of a bunch of shitty food
Speaker:and I think that
Speaker:you should spend more money on good food
Speaker:like say I need a white T-shirt
Speaker:I'll go to the dollar store
Speaker:I'll go to a discount place
Speaker:I'm fine with that
Speaker:but I feel like when it comes to food
Speaker:you gotta be careful
Speaker:I think it's probably people who have a life
Speaker:like a lot of kids or something
Speaker:cause everybody gets what they want
Speaker:it's fun with kids
Speaker:but you that's a very good point
Speaker:uh you're absolutely right
Speaker:a lot of times
Speaker:instead of buying my kids food at a restaurant
Speaker:I'll wipe my ass with the money
Speaker:cause they don't need anything
Speaker:a strip club
Speaker:yeah is such a great guest
Speaker:and I do not see it on here
Speaker:I had someone take me to a strip club on a date
Speaker:really which date
Speaker:well it didn't go far after that
Speaker:first not first
Speaker:I was trying to be cool
Speaker:so I'm like yeah
Speaker:you wanna go
Speaker:okay we can go
Speaker:okay super awkward
Speaker:so how many times did
Speaker:both of us yeah
Speaker:cause he's like
Speaker:looking at them
Speaker:but he's like
Speaker:I probably shouldn't
Speaker:so he's looking at me
Speaker:cause he wants
Speaker:you know like
Speaker:doing it for this girl
Speaker:I wanna go home with her
Speaker:so I can't be obsessed with like
Speaker:the other girls
Speaker:but then I'm like
Speaker:what do I look at
Speaker:do I look at him
Speaker:he's getting excited by other women
Speaker:you're gross
Speaker:I didn't I know where to look
Speaker:I don't know what to do
Speaker:coming up on the next episode of
Speaker:afraid to ask
Speaker:a lot of people are playing catch up
Speaker:because everybody heard age
Speaker:for a long long time
Speaker:unfortunately
Speaker:we're diagnosing a lot more
Speaker:colon cancer
Speaker:full rectal cancer
Speaker:a lot earlier in age
Speaker:in life so USPS
Speaker:CF guidelines
Speaker:basically said
Speaker:you know what
Speaker:there's way more people getting sick
Speaker:let's round down to where we can
Speaker:hopefully catch something early
Speaker:is this three people there on the sun
Speaker:I think I told you
Speaker:I go you know
Speaker:what I'm gonna go do
Speaker:I go oh my God
Speaker:there's some pull UPS he did fitness room right
Speaker:and I think I did this twice
Speaker:I think it says new people's
Speaker:can I tell you something the truth
Speaker:there is no fitness room at that hotel Jamie
Speaker:you lying son of a bitch
