Plan C
In this episode...
In this episode of "Afraid to Ask," Jamie and his more put together half discuss birth control, including things about Plan B we guarantee you didn’t know and the new, more controversial Plan C. They also advise what you should do if the condom breaks besides enjoying how good it suddenly feels.
Chapters
02:30 - How Sperm Is A Lot Like My Old Manager
04:00 - Eggs Vs Sperm
05:00 - How Long Do Sperm Live
07:00 - It’s More Work To Not Have A Baby
08:00 - What Do You Do If The Condom Breaks
11:30 - Plan C
12:15 - Plan B Pill Facts I’ll Bet You Didn’t Know
13:50 - IUDs To Present Pregnancy
16:15 - Kids Are Expensive
18:00 - People With No Kids Are DickS
About the Podcast
Comedian Jamie Lissow and his smarter half Dr. Erika answer all kinds of medical, dating, sex, divorce, questions some might be afraid to ask. Listen & subscribe for prescriptions and punchlines.
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Transcript
check 1 2 well
Speaker:hello there boyfriend how are you this fine day
Speaker:I'm really good is it working
Speaker:yes excellent
Speaker:let's not talk shit I'm afraid to ask
Speaker:but I have a great question
Speaker:I don't even know what I was gonna say
Speaker:I'm so disturbed right now
Speaker:welcome to afraid to ask hi
Speaker:I shouldn't be afraid to ask anything yeah
Speaker:why would I be afraid that you send stuff to an editor
Speaker:so what did I say that was so inappropriate
Speaker:can I reiterate when do eggs expire
Speaker:oh cause we're just talking about
Speaker:that's actually been recently updated
Speaker:it has since we recorded a podcast last week
Speaker:so it's called AMA no
Speaker:not since last week
Speaker:AMA advanced maternal age used to be age 40 and above
Speaker:but now we're actually singing 35 and above age
Speaker:you can't fuck that mature ass
Speaker:oh my God
Speaker:you're really inappropriate just starting off strong
Speaker:okay AMA is this is uh
Speaker:just said advanced maternal age
Speaker:so this would be the age at which
Speaker:it is healthy to conceive
Speaker:there are more risks associated with
Speaker:and advanced age into female
Speaker:because your OVA
Speaker:do tend to have more genetic abnormalities as you age
Speaker:OVA is plural of ovary OVA
Speaker:so it's an egg okay
Speaker:so did you know that
Speaker:you are born with the amount of eggs
Speaker:you will have for your entire life
Speaker:did not whereas men regenerate not regenerate
Speaker:produce more sperm all of the time
Speaker:women don't create new eggs
Speaker:they're born so
Speaker:baby girls have the same amount of eggs
Speaker:that they will have the rest of their lives
Speaker:well
Speaker:actually less because once you start ovulating monthly
Speaker:you lose an egg
Speaker:but you never make more and unbelievable
Speaker:and so so they're very rare
Speaker:so the man who gives a shit
Speaker:millions of sperms yeah
Speaker:because they can't get the job done
Speaker:we're regenerating is that what really what it is
Speaker:they're so you're right there's so many of them yeah
Speaker:and we just why our house
Speaker:you mean you have
Speaker:or just like we had billions to get the job done
Speaker:it's kind of unbelievable
Speaker:yeah it is
Speaker:it's actually it's quite a fascinating process
Speaker:millions of sperm
Speaker:one of them get is this might be a dumb question
Speaker:is that because the obvious answer is it
Speaker:do we have millions of sperm
Speaker:are we kind of like cause I was with this um
Speaker:I don't know if this is a good comparison
Speaker:but I was with this management company once
Speaker:I was waiting for something and they
Speaker:what did you know
Speaker:he says with this management company once
Speaker:and you were talking about your sperm to them
Speaker:no they signed like a shitload of comics
Speaker:just fucking everybody
Speaker:they would sign everybody open miker and there
Speaker:you know what they're just hoping one of those
Speaker:one of them one of them was Dave Chappelle yeah
Speaker:they were just hoping for the Dave Chappelle
Speaker:that's the sperm they would sign everybody
Speaker:that's like one way to get high quality
Speaker:other people cultivate talent
Speaker:and only sign someone that they truly believe in
Speaker:which I think is that's what the egg
Speaker:well there is theory to that
Speaker:in the sense that
Speaker:not all sperm have the motility of a fucking warrior
Speaker:so like some of them are slower
Speaker:there's a little tail right
Speaker:so like the faster
Speaker:more aggressive sperm will reach the egg first
Speaker:and it's the first sperm that attaches to the egg
Speaker:so the ones that aren't as good don't make it
Speaker:that's what I was
Speaker:I didn't say that as I was getting millions of them
Speaker:why can't you have five
Speaker:like you know what I'm picturing
Speaker:why are there so many shitty sperm
Speaker:great question that's where I was going
Speaker:I didn't get there but I was real
Speaker:I was legitimately trying to say
Speaker:is that so we get the very best firm
Speaker:and we're just signing the open mikers to get the very
Speaker:very good comedian
Speaker:you know I'm picturing
Speaker:I'm picturing like all these
Speaker:I just dump out like 20 eggs
Speaker:and like
Speaker:the one that goes down the best and the strongest
Speaker:in the most robust is the one that wins
Speaker:I think it's interesting the differences
Speaker:it absolutely I was picturing just now
Speaker:the whole time you were talking dump out eggs
Speaker:made me picture something
Speaker:but then also I pictured all my little sperms
Speaker:in an American Ninja Warrior type of competition
Speaker:where they're all fighting
Speaker:and they're all running side by side
Speaker:and then that little sperm runs up
Speaker:and hits that red button boom
Speaker:that's your kid do you know what I think is interesting
Speaker:you remember when we had a discussion about like
Speaker:they move like crazy right
Speaker:they're swimming like to win the race
Speaker:this was not on the podcast by the way
Speaker:what talking about this oh no
Speaker:this was just in bed one night
Speaker:this is pillow talk the way that we discuss things yeah
Speaker:you're saying sperm move yes
Speaker:why don't you feel them in your mouth Jeez
Speaker:or on your chest or in your hand
Speaker:why doesn't your dirty washcloth move
Speaker:I don't know I wish
Speaker:it would crawl itself to the fucking laundry room
Speaker:it should if you had a bunch of champions in there
Speaker:isn't that interesting it is moving at a rapid rate
Speaker:it is
Speaker:do you think it's because they instantly die when they
Speaker:when they hit the air they don't instantly die
Speaker:but they do die pretty quickly
Speaker:and the other thing is that it's it's microscopic right
Speaker:do they so they die when they
Speaker:they don't have a very long longevity after okay
Speaker:release interesting sperm do last
Speaker:which is this is kind of cool
Speaker:more than a day usually inside of a vagina
Speaker:so like when you're trying to conceive
Speaker:you don't have to have sex
Speaker:exactly when you think that you're ovulating
Speaker:you could wow like a day or two before or after
Speaker:and some of them will still survive
Speaker:so we actually recommend having sex every other day
Speaker:to get pregnant yeah
Speaker:you recommend that
Speaker:but I gotta find somebody to do it with me
Speaker:whenever I hear that they go like
Speaker:oh we recommend sex once a week
Speaker:you're like yeah
Speaker:well I gotta move a guy
Speaker:I can't just go to a bar no
Speaker:I mean when people are trying to have a baby
Speaker:they have sex every single day right
Speaker:you actually can't make enough sperm every day
Speaker:so it's kind of like you're shooting like half blinks
Speaker:ah like you're you're doing it
Speaker:but you don't have as much as much
Speaker:you want a bunch to like really increase your owns
Speaker:you know how there are misconceptions about conception
Speaker:about like birth control in the pull out method
Speaker:whether it works or not things like that
Speaker:I always heard
Speaker:I'm glad you kind of confirmed that the air kills this
Speaker:but I never heard that Eric
Speaker:cause that's why whenever I'm have sex with a girl
Speaker:and I don't have a condom
Speaker:I'll shoot it into her vagina
Speaker:but just from an inch away
Speaker:so that way it all dies as it goes in
Speaker:you're so gross it's there safe
Speaker:was this a good idea to podcast with your girlfriend
Speaker:cause right now I'm kind of like you
Speaker:yeah Chris
Speaker:should we start
Speaker:recording that was all just me asking some questions oh
Speaker:great so
Speaker:you just disgusted me for 20 minutes before we started
Speaker:I have a question coming in
Speaker:and it actually has to do with
Speaker:can I see one more thing oh god
Speaker:isn't it crazy how much harder it is for a woman
Speaker:I mean this is goes without saying
Speaker:but isn't it crazy how for
Speaker:let me let me say this for a guy
Speaker:it's actually harder for me
Speaker:choose your words wisely right now
Speaker:I'm having trouble choosing my words
Speaker:it's actually harder for a guy to
Speaker:you're not even on thin ice
Speaker:you're on like thin sperm air right now with me
Speaker:so you know how having a baby is a miracle yeah
Speaker:you create this human being
Speaker:do you really for a guy you don't do shit
Speaker:it's easier for me to have a baby than not have a baby
Speaker:like it's actually harder for me to not have a baby
Speaker:than have a baby to create this life
Speaker:like actually
Speaker:it's like one extra step to not create a person
Speaker:it's one extra step
Speaker:is that nuts by not doing anything people everywhere
Speaker:it's not wild I also thought it was interesting if like
Speaker:the billions of people in the world
Speaker:that means people have sex
Speaker:or have had sex over a billion times right
Speaker:that's a lot of sex tons of sex um
Speaker:yeah I guess it is an effort right to like wrap it up
Speaker:yeah you got some type of birth control or something
Speaker:versus just like
Speaker:yep that's noise I make this brings me to this question
Speaker:which kind of ties in here I'm really unattractive
Speaker:hey Jamie and Erica
Speaker:I have a question I well
Speaker:basically I was with somebody in the condom broke
Speaker:and it's been about two days
Speaker:so I can't take the Plan B pill
Speaker:I'm just wondering what my options are
Speaker:is there a plan C I was not on birth control um
Speaker:is there anything that you can tell me about
Speaker:about the situation that might be able to help me
Speaker:thank you
Speaker:wow
Speaker:so just I didn't know that was what the question was
Speaker:how long ago
Speaker:how long ago did you get that
Speaker:cause she said two days ago
Speaker:let me ask the voicemail let me ask the voicemail
Speaker:what was your question
Speaker:cause you actually have more time in two days oh
Speaker:that's good news so if it's like a brand new call
Speaker:you're good if it's been like a week
Speaker:then you're not good I have terrible news
Speaker:it was a year ago this podcast is gonna be really sweet
Speaker:we have to figure something out immediately
Speaker:and that is when we record a podcast
Speaker:I have to contact this person
Speaker:I have to listen to all the messages first
Speaker:this one's very time sensitive
Speaker:we need to have press 1 you know
Speaker:when you leave a voice message
Speaker:and it goes press 1 for urgent
Speaker:I feel really terrible about this okay
Speaker:well first of all
Speaker:if you're getting all medical advice from a podcast
Speaker:we need to fix that can we help her at least
Speaker:so say this message is 1 week old
Speaker:can we at least help her
Speaker:what are some names for the baby
Speaker:oh my god I feel really bad about this okay
Speaker:first of all
Speaker:you need to know this about me going forward
Speaker:and all doctors in general right
Speaker:we talked about this before in a previous episode
Speaker:about the legalities of giving medical advice for free
Speaker:I can get into serious trouble
Speaker:what do you want from her like 100 bucks
Speaker:I get what you're saying
Speaker:I don't have a whole medical list of all of this
Speaker:patients I understand history allergies
Speaker:surgical history family history etc
Speaker:this is not medical advice
Speaker:so when I talk about this
Speaker:this is not medical advice
Speaker:this is specifically education with entertain
Speaker:fuck it your own risk listen
Speaker:fuck your own do it your own
Speaker:we almost called the podcast that
Speaker:but you know what fuck your own risk
Speaker:there's already three podcasts
Speaker:no there's not
Speaker:did you really look that one up
Speaker:I kind of like that one
Speaker:kind of like it alright
Speaker:so I really feel bad about this
Speaker:so so point being
Speaker:you always see doctors on social media being like
Speaker:this is not medical advice
Speaker:but sure specifically like if you have this kid problem
Speaker:go see your doctor so there's differences okay
Speaker:we'll make sure
Speaker:there will be a disclaimer for every episode
Speaker:that freeze us from any possible absolutely
Speaker:thank you it's expensive
Speaker:so you're let's
Speaker:let's pretend
Speaker:this person still had a shot at getting rid of this
Speaker:baby they don't want with a stranger
Speaker:oh my gosh can we play it again
Speaker:did they see stranger
Speaker:I don't this makes me feel
Speaker:let's play it one more time wait
Speaker:hey Jamie and Erica
Speaker:um I have a question
Speaker:I
Speaker:well basically
Speaker:I was with somebody in the condom broke
Speaker:and it's been about two days
Speaker:so I can't take the Plan B pill
Speaker:I'm just wondering what my options are
Speaker:I was not on birth control
Speaker:um okay
Speaker:sounds to me like a um
Speaker:let me ask you a question
Speaker:plan a let's say is like abstinence and or an ID
Speaker:Plan B is like
Speaker:wow I we
Speaker:we you go to the
Speaker:explain me a prescription
Speaker:uh actually it's not
Speaker:it's available over the counter now
Speaker:but it's usually behind the pharmacy wall
Speaker:so you have to ask the pharmacist for it
Speaker:can I ask you a question so a follow up
Speaker:she didn't ask us but I was just looking online
Speaker:what are your thoughts on Plan C
Speaker:do you know about this this is
Speaker:you change your name and you move out of the country
Speaker:no hope
Speaker:hope the girl doesn't find you
Speaker:do you know
Speaker:how much shittier it is for a girl to get pregnant
Speaker:with a stranger than a guy
Speaker:you know why she's she ends up with a baby yeah
Speaker:and also gets pregnant and has to deal with all of that
Speaker:hmm but sure
Speaker:move out of the country Jamie no
Speaker:this is a serious thing I'm gonna follow up
Speaker:so Plan B is actually really cool and it lasts
Speaker:it is more effective the sooner you take it yeah
Speaker:like as soon as you have unprotected sex
Speaker:like it's advantageous to have
Speaker:so say you don't like other birth control forms
Speaker:I keep one right in my mouth like right here
Speaker:I break it almost like poison
Speaker:I'm ready to go at all times
Speaker:I can just immediately too bad it's not cyanide
Speaker:so essentially the sooner you take it
Speaker:the better the chance that you will not have this yeah
Speaker:so Plan B basically so it's a progesterone hormone yeah
Speaker:it's cool because it's just a pill
Speaker:it's nothing invasive
Speaker:so the progesterone is like is like the pill no
Speaker:well there are progesterone birth control pills
Speaker:and then there's estrogen progesterone combo cocky
Speaker:right that they just go this is the pill lots of pills
Speaker:pills that make your it's a high speed
Speaker:but do you think that's pretty cocky
Speaker:that they call birth control the pill
Speaker:what if I would what if I was like
Speaker:hey tonight you wanna wanna take a look at the dick
Speaker:there's so many
Speaker:like to call the pill that's like the biggest
Speaker:but I guess maybe it is the best pill
Speaker:what do you think oh
Speaker:that's a most important pill question
Speaker:if you ask a doctor what their favorite medication is
Speaker:you're gonna get a variety of answers
Speaker:based on our specialties but that's an important one
Speaker:the pill the birth control pill
Speaker:please continue what's important
Speaker:because it doesn't just help with birth control
Speaker:but we can get into that later
Speaker:progesterone progesterone prevents ovulation
Speaker:so you can actually take it after you have sex
Speaker:if you haven't ovulated it yet
Speaker:it prevents you from ovulating
Speaker:so you can't get pregnant
Speaker:which is really really cool um
Speaker:it can block fertilization
Speaker:or it can actually keep a fertilized egg from like
Speaker:implanting into your uterus
Speaker:so you've got up to 72 hours
Speaker:72 hours 3 days
Speaker:let me see what this voicemail was haha
Speaker:so that's the pill the pill who
Speaker:I'm not joking this was the first one
Speaker:did you know that there's an IUD
Speaker:so that's an intrauterine device
Speaker:it's a little copper yeah
Speaker:there's other I just say it like that
Speaker:don't know
Speaker:I don't know no answer no
Speaker:I don't know where that came from where I put it
Speaker:but I can put one in you
Speaker:yeah okay
Speaker:ID up to 5 days after unprotected sex
Speaker:you can put that in hold on a second
Speaker:this could be good say this voice smells a few days old
Speaker:but I could still I could
Speaker:I can contact this person
Speaker:before this podcast comes out
Speaker:and we will get to them within 5 days
Speaker:you're saying they could have an IUD
Speaker:which I thought was only prophylactic
Speaker:no pun intended and we could put that in
Speaker:and we could retroactively be on birth control correct
Speaker:holy holy fucking like
Speaker:not like Black Mirror type of shit change in the past
Speaker:interesting too is um
Speaker:I was asked to write a woman's health article
Speaker:for a magazine really recently
Speaker:actually about the safety of Plan B
Speaker:how often you can take it
Speaker:did you can take it as many times as you need to wow
Speaker:it's a it's a lot of a hormone though
Speaker:and there's side effects you might feel Moody
Speaker:you might feel crampy
Speaker:your periods definitely can be affected
Speaker:so I mean it's not a great thing to take all the time
Speaker:and I think the biggest thing is um
Speaker:the fear of gosh what if you like
Speaker:run out right now and you missed your window
Speaker:well sometimes people will have like one in stock
Speaker:maybe they don't like to take birth control every day
Speaker:because a daily
Speaker:birth control medication can cause more side effects
Speaker:so say a woman is like well
Speaker:just in case the condom breaks right
Speaker:or just in case we don't have a condom or whatever yeah
Speaker:do you think that if a woman
Speaker:you're saying you could take it a bunch of times
Speaker:wherever and it's safe
Speaker:which is great
Speaker:but do you think in the third time it's like hey
Speaker:stop buying rubbers from the fucking dollar store
Speaker:well yeah
Speaker:or stop having over drunk unprotected sex
Speaker:we don't know what to do because it's risky
Speaker:because what if you forget to take it
Speaker:then you would potentially have a pregnancy
Speaker:that you didn't desire
Speaker:or it also can be cost prohibitive
Speaker:I mean Plan B isn't cheap
Speaker:it's not no
Speaker:and it's not usually covered by like
Speaker:insurances or other healthcare plans
Speaker:so you're paying out of pocket
Speaker:I want a couple hundred bucks
Speaker:well it's cheaper than having a baby
Speaker:yep fuck yes
Speaker:it is is it cheaper than $300,000 over a lifetime
Speaker:is that the average
Speaker:I thought it was even more than that
Speaker:I just made up a number the average of having a kid
Speaker:average of having kids I wanted
Speaker:I thought it was half a million right
Speaker:let's look it up I'd love to be depressed today
Speaker:Savage multiply it by cost
Speaker:do you ever talk to friends who don't have kids
Speaker:and they try to make you feel better about having
Speaker:I don't know if we should have this information
Speaker:I don't know we should have this information as parents
Speaker:I'm fine with it 500,000 each kid
Speaker:is it more
Speaker:as always there's different sources on the internet
Speaker:I found a 501 million per kid
Speaker:so I found a very recent one
Speaker:where there's a bunch of different ones
Speaker:that you're within the range of what they mentioned
Speaker:the most recent article that just came out
Speaker:a couple months ago from CBS News
Speaker:says that raising a child from birth
Speaker:age 18 now cost an average of two hundred
Speaker:thirty seven thousand dollars
Speaker:right around two hundred and forty thousand dollars
Speaker:and guess what that's before college
Speaker:yeah
Speaker:I was gonna say you're putting in college was a lot
Speaker:yeah because I don't
Speaker:I think a lot of parents not even college
Speaker:but they still help their kids when they're 18
Speaker:they don't really just like
Speaker:of course they do you know
Speaker:for and forever yes
Speaker:like I know
Speaker:like my parents are wonderful
Speaker:and still help me out with stuff
Speaker:or like yeah
Speaker:grandparents showering yeah
Speaker:not just their kids but their grandkids
Speaker:what about that trickle down effect
Speaker:oh I brought money for my kids
Speaker:I brought my mom to buy these cameras grandkids
Speaker:so take that math and do it right
Speaker:yeah cause now you're retired
Speaker:you don't have like income coming in
Speaker:and you're also buying stuff for your grandkids
Speaker:so it's an expensive thing
Speaker:so like obviously prevention is key and
Speaker:and birth control is way cheaper than that
Speaker:if you don't want a child
Speaker:children are worth it but if you don't want one yeah
Speaker:it's way cheaper the problem is access
Speaker:if you can't get access and you run out of that window
Speaker:and then you do get pregnant
Speaker:access to Plan B yeah
Speaker:what's our my easiest keg at Walgreens
Speaker:oh okay
Speaker:not available at pharmacies
Speaker:really quick just on the money kit thing
Speaker:my I have a friend without children
Speaker:he loves to talk about a hardest to have kids
Speaker:it's fun to be with other parents where you can go
Speaker:having your little kid like
Speaker:snuggle with you
Speaker:or turn to you and say a magical thing
Speaker:you don't give a fuck about $240,000
Speaker:and I have this theory that
Speaker:there's no way to explain to someone
Speaker:without kids that value impossible
Speaker:it would be like if you never saw the color blue
Speaker:you wouldn't miss it but if I saw the color blue
Speaker:be like where's blue go yeah
Speaker:cause I think it cause I think it uh
Speaker:I don't think we can quantify well
Speaker:I think teach their own I mean
Speaker:there's some people who really shouldn't have kids
Speaker:and they're so happy and they
Speaker:they fucking crush it uh huh
Speaker:without kids and good for them
Speaker:yeah and there's people who have kids
Speaker:that shouldn't have kids absolutely
Speaker:and there's people who have kids
Speaker:who should have more kids
Speaker:cause they're fucking awesome at it
Speaker:I think the biggest thing is just like
Speaker:do your own thing
Speaker:but it's certainly nice to plan and not have surprises
Speaker:absolutely kids are
Speaker:I would have tons of kids if it was
Speaker:if it was a not expensive
Speaker:you know I wouldn't
Speaker:so we should
Speaker:I didn't mean well okay
Speaker:I think that you have to um
Speaker:have a balance yeah
Speaker:like the people on TV who are like 18 kids and like
Speaker:their oldest kid is like raising the youngest kid
Speaker:cause they're an adult now
Speaker:and like their kid is friends with their sibling
Speaker:who's also two and whatever again
Speaker:I don't wanna get like heat for this
Speaker:like every family can do their own thing
Speaker:but for me I love giving my kids attention
Speaker:and I feel like I start to get like
Speaker:split when I have like one thing here
Speaker:one thing there so if I had like 50 kids
Speaker:I'd be like ah
Speaker:what the fuck that's a great point
Speaker:too many kids also
Speaker:when I said that I didn't
Speaker:first of all
Speaker:I don't think I meant it and I think I might have lied
Speaker:I was just thinking when I was having children
Speaker:at the time when we're having children
Speaker:it would I think it would have been cool
Speaker:I I loved having them so much
Speaker:I'd be like I'll be cool to have a ton of them
Speaker:I don't wanna start over yeah
Speaker:well that's huge
Speaker:I like that I'm at where I'm at with these dudes
Speaker:and you can kind of get back to your own life
Speaker:so that's why I'm so hypersensitive over birth control
Speaker:cause I don't wanna start over either yeah
Speaker:um
Speaker:can I tell you go for it you go first haha
Speaker:I was just gonna say there's so much anxiety yeah um
Speaker:if you're not on birth control as a woman
Speaker:I don't know how a guy feels
Speaker:but like as a woman
Speaker:like I need something to tell me right after sex
Speaker:I don't have to go run the store and buy Plan B
Speaker:or freak the fuck out and go see my doctor
Speaker:like I want something to be like okay
Speaker:there's no way that I could get pregnant right
Speaker:you're a planner though you're a planner
Speaker:but it ruins the whole moment
Speaker:like as soon as you have sex and you're like oh
Speaker:that was great oh fuck like I want that
Speaker:but didn't that person not plan correctly
Speaker:but I guess things happen
Speaker:we don't know I just think it's a lot of stress and
Speaker:and I don't know how the guy feels if you're just like
Speaker:oh that was great
Speaker:I'm gonna go to sleep but as a woman I'm like
Speaker:oh my God like
Speaker:I'm picturing like your gross heated sperm
Speaker:like coming after my perfect innocent eggs
Speaker:and they're just sitting there
Speaker:yeah but of course we care as guy I mean
Speaker:I can only speak for myself
Speaker:but of course
Speaker:I'm worried about if I'm with someone she
Speaker:the possibility of pregnancy when all that goes
Speaker:that goes out the window though young
Speaker:dumb in college drunk things like that
Speaker:I don't know about that what do you mean
Speaker:I've never been blackout drunk enough to be like
Speaker:I don't care
Speaker:let's take my chances with Russian roulette dick
Speaker:that's what I'm a guys I think
Speaker:oh I see what you're saying
Speaker:there's a woman
Speaker:but I've heard of other girls who just are like
Speaker:oh haha
Speaker:didn't have a condom not on birth control
Speaker:whoops no
Speaker:but I've never been that drunk to be like
Speaker:oh like
Speaker:I feel like there's a certain like
Speaker:set of guidelines or standards everybody has
Speaker:and for me it was like I'm not getting fucking pregnant
Speaker:I'm going to medical school
Speaker:I've got plans I got shit
Speaker:and I was like hell bent
Speaker:like there will be no dick that ruins it for me
Speaker:I don't like the excuse that you got so drunk
Speaker:that you cheated on somebody okay
Speaker:and have standards
Speaker:or your inhibitions were just so severe
Speaker:can I change that's a great question
Speaker:can I stop you so we have to wrap this one up
Speaker:and on that note I'm just thinking of your sperm
Speaker:you're not a nigga
Speaker:I totally have a question I'm afraid to ask
Speaker:coming up on the next episode of afraid to ask
Speaker:the things that you said
Speaker:some of them were pretty fucked up
Speaker:not me but like way out of character really
Speaker:and I just don't what's the worst one
Speaker:when you cried hmm
Speaker:but like I cried about my dad dying or something
Speaker:I said something about bad
Speaker:but it was like out of nowhere
Speaker:where you had like a panic attack
Speaker:and you were out of control of your own body
