Episode 21

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26th Jun 2024

The Long Dump Event

In this episode of Afraid to Ask, comedian Jamie Lissow and his hotter half Dr. Erika discuss why it takes so much time for some men to take dumps and if that means they're dying and Jamie has an altercation with his son's gym teacher.

 

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Comedian Jamie Lissow and his smarter half Dr. Erika answer all kinds of medical, dating, sex, divorce, questions some might be afraid to ask. Listen & subscribe for prescriptions and punchlines.

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Transcript
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check 1 2 well hello there boyfriend

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how are you this fine day

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I'm really good is it working

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yes excellent

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let's not touch shit

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I'm afraid to ask but I have a great question

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I don't even know what I was gonna say

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I'm so disturbed right now

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it's a hotel

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is it would you like to do a podcast my love

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I mean I'm I'm like so yeah haha

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this is afraid to ask

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and we're interrupting Erica's Instagram time

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it was a really cool video was really cool video

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I think you

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and I use social media in almost the healthiest way

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can possibly use it

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my Instagram is filled with motivational stuff

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it's filled with you know

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girls with huge tits

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gets a lot of stuff that gives me motivation and drive

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yeah exactly

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so this is afraid to ask

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and there's a bunch of different ways we could go here

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oh so I will should I start and play

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we be getting a lot of messages on Speak pipe

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that's how we get messages here speak pipe

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I'm afraid to ask and like that

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but I'm just randomly play one

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and we'll just get into sexual innuendo

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it's not every time this comes up

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you try to bring your side effects like it's

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I think it's a pipe I think it's like in a playground

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where you talking to one side

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and it comes out the other side oh really

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you go from me saying sexual to you

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going to like a kids playground

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that's what I think it is thanks

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all right I'm gonna go right to the

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I like to say go to the phones

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cause that's what we used to say on the radio

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why did you go to the pipe

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no haha

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it's Nick from Boise Idaho

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also known as king of the porcelains throne and um

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can I say something sure

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why is it that no matter what

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when I go into the bathroom to sit down

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I'm gonna be in there for at least 20 minutes

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even when I'm done with my business

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I feel like the process is not fulfilled

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unless I sit there and relax

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so Doctor Erica

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Amy

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can you please explain this to me

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and also Jamie thanks for always saying

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what the rest of us are thinking

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you're welcome Nick from Boise

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I have so many thoughts right now

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because we've talked about it on

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the show that

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we don't talk about going to the bathroom very much

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and we have codes just this morning I said to you

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I gotta go make a phone call

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which is that I think it's a nice relationship buffer

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to not talk about bodily fluids

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we think it preserves intimacy

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and I went and I use the bath

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and now

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the only thing that sucks is if I have to make a phone

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a phone call I'll go to Erica go hey

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I need to make a really take a really important shit

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haha I'm just gonna say

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when you're having like stomach pain or you're like

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oh this one's gonna be a conference call yeah

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haha yeah

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there's nothing to say that he's coming in on this one

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it's gonna be long this is gonna be big

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we want everyone on this one

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when everybody on this call

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so I went upstairs to make a phone call and I

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this is always been a thing

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I don't know

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I this is I don't know what is Nick asking

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cause I feel like I went up there

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I came back down and you go

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I thought you were gonna make a phone call I go

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oh I'm done cause it took me about one minute

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I didn't realize you were gone

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I know I was like

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I don't even know what I was doing so yeah

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maybe yeah

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when I was rushing my second you go and you do it

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you clean up you know

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I've been in airport but I don't know

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this is what Nick is saying

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but I've been in airport bathrooms before

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one yesterday where I felt like a guy was like

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there was two guys having a wrestling match

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just like noises like ah

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come on get in there

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and I just like another guy on like

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you've got this keep going

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you're like coaxing something

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I feel like it's like a EWW

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in all seriously

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I feel like it's a struggle

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I feel like the bathroom is a struggle

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Nick saying something different

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sometimes people go to the bathroom

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why do you think

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sometimes people take a long time in the bathroom

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like the real reason or the medical reason

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there's two I think there's two reasons

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well the medical reason is tenesmus

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which is basically like

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you're straining to have a bow movement

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like it hurts yeah

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like painful defecation

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you're really straining to get it out or that sensation

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also it means of like you've completely defecated

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but you feel like you still have to take a poop

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oh so people are in the bathroom

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that's the worst why did you look at me like

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I know the absolute

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that's the absolute worst eww

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it's the worst possible thing

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well

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maybe you are someone to be next to you to coax it out

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I don't have that problem

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so

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actually

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we know that Americans have a horrible diet overall

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sure exercise regime

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we I read that in the study in the in the journal of

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Look Around no yeah

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I'm not fat shaming this is what drives me nuts no

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no I'm saying bad foods

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I'm not saying I'm not talking about these people wait

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I'm saying like yeah

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I went there no

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I'm just I feel like people don't talk about it

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cause they don't wanna hear it

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but like

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we have such an unhealthy preservative enriched diet

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so you're saying longer time no

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no I said preserve enriched

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like I feel like they pump it full of preservatives

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unnecessarily well

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so people have terrible GI health

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so

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a lot of patients struggle with like bowel movements

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are you saying that take a long time to poop

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because they have such an unhealthy

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low fiber diet

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exercise increases blood flow and oxygen everywhere

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helps with bowel stimulation

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helps with more regularity

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so if you're stagnant and you have poor diet

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you're gonna be in the bathroom for a long time

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but he said something different

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he did so you're saying I'm doing okay

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maybe my dad's pretty good because I'm in and out

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good sign yeah

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you should never have to strain

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you want your poo to come out and be curved

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like you want it to be like a C or s shape

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and you don't want it to like

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be floating and like greasy

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like a nice kerplunk is okay

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I got a double kerplunk today

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and I

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feel like my I would equated for using the phone call

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this is really gone farther than it has

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we should have we shouldn't have done this

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but I feel like my phone calls like hey

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just calling someone real quick

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what's a double kerplunk anyone

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I'm sorry I said that

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did you just coax out the second half

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it was it was one followed by another

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like when you see a bear in the wild and you're like

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oh it's a cub Ew oh my gosh

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I didn't even see that

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how did you just insulted a bear cub

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but I think my calls are like hey

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you got a second hang up

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some people they're on hold of American Airlines okay

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during the holiday season

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so that's why I said

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you want like the other answer or the medical one

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I think a lot of people me included

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if you want personal space

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you go to work and you're like

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I'm gonna go to the bathroom

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your boss isn't gonna be like listening in

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if you want to make a phone call

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or you wanna go on Instagram for five minutes

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you sit in there and you

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maybe you don't even have to pee

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but you go in there for a break

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I feel like guys notoriously do it way more than girls

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though like if they do poop they stay in there

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they don't flush the toilet

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they just sit in their filth like half hour goes by

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you're saying it's not medical

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it's shirking responsibility

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I think so it's trying to get personal time right

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so you have kids and they won't leave you alone

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so you say well

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I have to go poop hopefully they'll leave you alone

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they often won't you lock the door

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but it's a grab your phone

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you send a couple emails no one wants to be around that

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so they give some time but what I don't understand is

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the guys who do poop and then stay there and smell it

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and they're fine with it playing on the phone

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what are you doing for 20 minutes

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you can't flush while you're smelling all of it

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like isn't that disgusting

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yeah but you know why you can't flush it

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is it everyone out and out here knows you're done

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they go where's dad sit going out here

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bear cub filth yeah

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but I think you're right

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I think it's the craziness of the world

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and it gives you a

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it gives you a breather at a time when no one's gonna

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like barge in the bathroom

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where's if you're doing anything else

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somebody might commit to a nick

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I think you need some personal time

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is what the answer is I think you're feeling that

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that is a moment where you're getting that breather

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yeah and you're taking that time to yourself

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and I don't think there's anything wrong with it

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oh I've definitely lied and said I had to

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go take a huge dump you know

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one of the best things to get out of work

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like if you're like

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I just I don't wanna be here today yeah

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if you're like oh

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I feel like I'm gonna throw up they'll be like oh

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you eat something bad are you pregnant

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haha go back to work

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I Learned

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the more gruesome you are with your description

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the quicker your bosses to leave you alone

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they don't anymore so I just I'm like

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you know what I just blew ass oh jeez

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dripping everywhere

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I gotta go home Erica and then they're like

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oh oh go because it's so embarrassing

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no one would actually admit that to lie about

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now I have a question yes

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you got the day off yes you got the day off

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but now people throw up and they see you okay

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low price to pay so next question

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hey Jamie and Doctor Erica

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this is Tommy I'm calling from Greenville

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South Carolina and I have a question

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it's related to the Olympics

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you know how they just last week

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they listed their intimacy ban on athletes

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during the Olympics first of all

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how would they even enforce that

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I don't know how to do that

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but my question actually is

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involved with their performance

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so if athletes are having sex

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is that gonna impact their performance

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when it comes time to compete in their athletic events

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I've I've heard arguments on both sides

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and I was just wondering if that's a myth or not

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love to know your opinion thanks

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okay I love this question

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yeah no

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for reals like because yep

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athletic performance

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tied to sexual activity is such a hot topic

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like truly cause you'll have people split on both ways

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but in general the doctor answer

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oh what

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did you wanna say something

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no I'm very curious because we'll go ahead

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you go ahead and you tell me what you think

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and then I'll tell you the answer

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please don't lose your train of thought

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I got promise I got all the bear cubs lined up

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well

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I was just thinking when you're a boxer or a fighter

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even when I was doing my amateurish

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little wrestling kind of stuff

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for jiu jitsu no sex day out

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they say you need that energy

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was that my choice or because no one wanted us

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no I mean

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it's like you're not

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even if you have a girlfriend or something

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you know oh

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you mean with me son of a bitch

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miss that

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miss that one but the day of

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you said I think day of yeah

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you even know I don't get personal

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I have a stand up comedy role

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yes you have a very strict rule

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I do four hours before getting on stage

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no shenanigans hmm yeah

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it's weird sharing that rule with someone else

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that used to be just a rule ahead of myself

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yeah give your hands a break

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so what is the why do that

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it's a real thing I feel like it affects um

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we talked about this yes

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but what is your don't lose your thought

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please tell me I'm not losing my thought

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but we've talked about this before

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in general

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it's interesting that men after sex usually get tired

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yeah women after sex

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a lot of them surveyed actually have more energy yeah

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they don't wanna go straight to bed

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they're wide awake so with athletes

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I think the so the bit

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the best thing is

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cardiovascular activity with sex is fantastic

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it gets your heart racing

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your blood flowing your oxygen

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so in essence

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you're doing another activity for a star performer

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they're just getting their heart rate up again

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it's like they're doing a quick workout

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but what if I have a coach

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we push back a little bit

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I'm in the Olympics I'm not just going to some track me

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I'm in the Olympics I have a coach

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this is my whole life all of our exercises

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we go to the we got the CO2 max

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we got the you run at this man for this to warm up

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whatever

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you can't look at sex we don't know

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there's so many parameters for sex

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how long is it what if the girl's really big

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and you're having sex for a long time

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but what if what if

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hold on you are

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you're not attracted to her

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just maybe last longer I have no idea and um

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I'm just saying it's like an

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it's it's an

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it's an unscientific exercise

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that might cause you to possibly overtrain

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before your event

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that's not part of unless you're telling the trainer

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I might have sex for 20 minutes

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I feel like it's a non exact

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I feel like you don't think you're wrong

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because you're having

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Olympic City has nothing but elite athletes

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so everyone's gonna be in incredible overall

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peak physical shape

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but you don't think they have these regimens

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beautiful bodies

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well of course they're beautiful

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so you just had a bigger girl

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I couldn't spectator

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no what about athletes having sex with other athletes

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you're just hooking up with a random spectator okay

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okay so in the hotels where they all share it

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athletes having sex with their athletes

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I'm still saying there's too many variables okay

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we got these guys hooked up with on you know

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maybe they're on a treadmill they got note hooked up

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this is a very random

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what if we go too hard and we're tired for our event

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cause it wasn't well I agreed

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no sexual activity

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at least a few hours prior to an event

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would probably be the most favorable thing to do

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because you will be exhausted

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you will have expended a lot of energy

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it's caloric expenditure

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so you're going to be fatigued

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you can get muscle cramps you can get dehydration

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you're gonna have to hydrate and then prepare for the

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event so

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I would absolutely say

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you should avoid it right before

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or at least a few hours before

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but here's the other thing yeah

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what happens

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when you tell people they can't do something

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they um

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rotate them normally wait

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you're so but they're telling them they can

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so you're saying now that

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what if you just say you can't have sex

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to all of these athletes yeah

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what are they gonna wanna do

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Erica

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no means no when someone tells me I can't have sex

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I do what they want well

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they're telling them they can have sex now they are

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but there was a ban right

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so my point was when the ban was in place

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this is why I honestly think it was probably lifted 1

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it's ridiculous rule

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you're an adult if you wanna have sex have sex

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but what do you think is going on in their minds right

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they're training mentally

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just as much as they are physically

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so if you see someone and you're like

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I wanna hook up with them

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and they look at you and they're like

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I wanna hook up with you too

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but we can't

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are you focused on swimming 100 meters or are you like

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man I just wanna have sex with this person

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it's a great point

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so you could be distracted either way

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it's gonna we're gonna run into some issues

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I think the biggest thing is

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if you have a whole regiment of like

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what you eat and how you mentally

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like meditate and prepare for your athletic event

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and how much sleep you have to get the night before and

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you know all of the stuff that you would do yeah

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add sex to that regimen and up until that point

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do whatever you want

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I totally agree with you I'm just saying

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I don't know how if he had a girlfriend or something

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I could see we schedule it but I'm just wondering

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random hookup how do we calculate

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maybe they should only be allowed to do it

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after their event or like 2 days before

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can we take some all you just after

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because then again you're mentally

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if you're super distracted on the other person

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you might get mind fucked

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because you couldn't actually do

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you know

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8 years ago they wouldn't even let you mind fuck

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that was also lifted everything you're saying is true

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but you know who would vehemently agree

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disagree with you

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everything you're saying is 100% true but in the moment

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you know who might disagree

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my dick like your dick has a mind of its own

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and it doesn't listen and it's like

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we don't care

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we'll be fine but if you are a regimented athlete

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you're going to know a couple hours before your event

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you are not gonna mess up

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four years of training for a quick hook up

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I don't know if you're told you absolutely can't

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and the person walks in and you're like

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it's now or never then you will

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but if you're allowed to do whatever you want

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before or after you're an adult

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what um what Olympic

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I you I know your

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your boyfriend knows nothing about the Olympics

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like for instance I don't even know

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so is it the Summer Olympics coming up

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when the summer is coming up yes

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so that usually coincides with it

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who do you think is it gonna be

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is it Paris yeah

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yeah did you also hear

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they're not gonna have air conditioning

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yes I did see that yeah

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but that's just France being France

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when I lived there they had no air conditioning

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and you just had to deal with it

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and it was in the summer and it was over 100 degrees

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huh yeah

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I lived in a an attic space that I rented out

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and it was extremely hot

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the windows on the ceiling so you got no airflow

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I'm sure they'll take care of the athletes

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to make sure that they don't overheat

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yeah

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it says they designed the buildings in their defense

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they say they designed the building

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so they'd be comfortable places to live in the summer

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even without air conditioning yeah

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of course you have maximal airflow

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you don't want to have heat stroke victims

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for your prize athletes yeah

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you know what I think is very interesting

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I watched a documentary

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and I can't remember what it was on

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but it was so it was about the Olympics

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like years and years and years only likes not just one

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yeah but they had this part where they talked about how

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cities like how corrupt it is to um

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do the lottery to get the Olympics right

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oh hell yeah right

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but like so many people want it

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but there was one year where nobody wanted it

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because it was so expensive

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to build all this infrastructure yeah

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and some of these third world countries that are like

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championing for it

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Wanna get all these sponsors to come in

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and they make all of this money from like tourism sure

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then they're like wait a minute

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we're gonna have these huge

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like soccer stadiums or whatever

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next to an impoverished town where people are starving

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we have all these people come in

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pump it full of money

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but then they leave

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and we have all of these decrepited bandit buildings

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so I actually like what Paris did

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what they do well

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because this is a reusable living space

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after the games are over they can actually recycle that

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and rent it out to anyone in the city

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I got a question for you

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I don't know what they're doing

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as far as all of the event spaces though

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if they're building things up

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but I just think it's interesting how um

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financially motivated of course

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motivated like the Super Bowl

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like everything right

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but I mean like a city that wants a Super Bowl same

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same kind of thing you get all the commerce and no

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but that's different

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I said I hate it because I feel like they

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oh okay

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I guess I don't know anything about that but like

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did they where is the Super Bowl

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I think they do the same thing

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it's all over petition for it yeah

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oh cause you

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but it's already a stadium that's built right

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they don't build one just for the Super Bowl right

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right like that would be wasteful

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well then I don't hate the Super Bowl

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I thought you were saying that

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they built stuff just for it oh no

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just the city buys for the right to have it

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so they can have all the people come in

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and the I don't know

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think about what do you what do you watch and um

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what is the big summer

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is that like running gymnastics women's gymnastics

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duh have the most sex the legal ones right

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hottest athlete as is this volleyball I said gymnastics

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yeah aren't those attractive women

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why would they be playing volleyball if I just oh

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I jumped it

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I jumped from I was thinking hottest athletes

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you gotta go volleyball

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have you ever seen a volleyball tournament

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I was watching for an hour once I got

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there's a ball in a net

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I don't even realize what's going on

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did you know some of the players on

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in a certain country refuse to wear a bikini bottom

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and wore shorts like really

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I'd love to see their vagina

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oh no they would do what Jamie

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I would think

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they should all take off their bikini bottoms

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I fall for this I've not heard of this in full support

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they shouldn't have to wear bikini bottoms

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that's crazy

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I agree with that why don't they make the Marathon

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male Marathon runners wear a jockstrap

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most attractive male summer of an athlete

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in your opinion

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what do you think

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I give you some of the events uh we got

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I don't think gymnasts are the most attractive

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I think they're too muscley

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like they're amazing and they're wonderful

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and I could never do anything

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but you're saying like the most attractive body

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archery

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I was reading something with like shot put badminton

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did you know badminton is a well okay

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so this here's the other thing

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there's

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there's events that I'm just like really like soccer

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I love soccer more than any other sport

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that's the one I played I'm obsessed with it

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World Cup is my thing yeah

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but then it's like Olympics also

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why can't we just opt out and be like

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let's just do the World Cup

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why do we also have to do soccer in the Olympics

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yeah I don't dare take my um

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or like do they do football or or yeah

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yeah they do football

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that's also flag football

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that's hilarious that's strange right

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and there's um shootings

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I know Super Bowl doesn't include other countries yeah

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that's true so that's fine

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but most countries don't play football

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I don't know

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I just feel like sometimes it's duplicitous

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okay but back to your question uh

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the hottest male athlete golfer

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boxer no

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beach volleyball yeah

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yeah agree

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you know why

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because they expect them to also be shirtless

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and pretty much naked yeah

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yeah they know that they're gonna be on TV

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looking like beach volleyball is

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they have to be has very little to do with the sport

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I know and I'd like them to have clothes on

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I don't watch Olympics to like get my rocks off

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did I tell you the thing

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I have a ton of respect for them

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like swimmers wearing their tiny little things

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yes makes sense no

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I was his swimmers hot or not hot Michael Phelps

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hot guy they're all in great shape right

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not a fan okay

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no I'm just saying

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that makes sense to have limited clothing

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because they don't want the resistance in the water

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oh for speed yeah

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but I don't understand that in most other sports same

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what's the least attractive

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um summer sport table tennis

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imagine those guys wearing

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bikini bottoms

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table tennis you know what the most mistake

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if you had to bang someone on the Olympics

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you know what the most risky would be

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fencing you know why

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if you don't know what they look like

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love is blind cause yeah

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if you like love is blind oh God

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I had no idea that guy's a good fencer

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but I like track and field

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not for I'm not I'm saying like watching it

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I like watching track and field

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I think it's fascinating but women's gymnastics

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I grew up on that I love that weightlifting

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you ever get into the weightlifting

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I enjoy the weightlifting

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sometimes

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little wrestling every time

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I badminton thing that happened with um

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my son he is

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he's a freshman playing on the varsity basketball team

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I was very proud as his dad

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that's great and it's the team at the school right

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like it's a his actual school that he goes to

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it's a school team it's not like a extracurricular side

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one of those comp teams

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this is like a the schools basketball team

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and it's weird there's like

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some sort of disconnect between the communication with

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like the gym teacher and the basketball team

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there's almost like a competitiveness sometimes

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he's like hey

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you missed this math test and he's like yeah

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it was the school drove me to a game

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of course I missed math class

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it was like a little bit of a communication disconnect

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and he went into

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we had a made of a parent teacher conference

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oh I'm sure you were nice

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I have trouble in these I have a lot of trouble

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and the guy said he said the charm

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I shouldn't say my son's name right

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he said my son because I just feel like

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he's not taking badminton a serious

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as he feels like he should

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okay and I'm trying to be this guy's like probably

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you know this is a tough job he does

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he's gym teacher props to him

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so I'm giving him like ever

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and then he goes and I'm like yeah

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but I go my son's like practicing hours and hours a day

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like what is he being disrespectful

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and he goes no no

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he doesn't seem like he's focused

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and I'm like okay

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I'll talk to him and he goes

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listen man do you want

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you want your son to be at a like a family gathering

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say it's 4th of July and they go

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we're getting a badminton game together and he's

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he can't play he's out there

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he doesn't know what he's doing

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yeah and I go um

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not for nothing I go

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but I think that the reason we choose badminton

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at the 4th of July

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at the party is because everyone can play

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and there's no specialized training required to play

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Batman that's why the little thing floats down

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not like tennis where it can go whizzing by

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it's the little birdie it like flows down and I go

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my aunt is as good as me at Batman

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that's the kind of sport this is

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I think we're gonna be okay

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I'm sure that went over well

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yeah and then he um haha

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I forgot what happened after that

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but everything's fine but I just

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I just thought it was I just thought it was

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which it's funny when rules

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I want this guy he should be respected

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he should be but I feel like if you go

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oh man

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this kid's practicing like so much

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wow if he even gives it a little bit of effort

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I know he played two hours last night

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like that's pretty cool who's an attitude problem

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I would be I have a lot of trouble

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I do trouble like watching a

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I would have trouble like

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if you think about when you're a kid and there's like

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a teacher issue with like

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you and the teacher

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and when you went home to your parents

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and you talked to them

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I felt like my parents were always on the teacher side

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they were always in the school side

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you shouldn't have done that

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I find myself

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especially with like I know I have good kids

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I find myself on their side

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like I go man

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I feel like have you ever done the like okay yes

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I'm really sorry

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and then you walk in the car and you high five your kid

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and you're like yeah

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they were wrong that's kind of what I did

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it's kind of the as good as it gets move

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where DiCaprio pretends to be the

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he impersonates the substitute teacher

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and his dad's like I can't believe he would do that

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and on the way out he's like

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he's psyched for him that's the wrong movie yeah

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Catch Me If you can

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excuse the cats like I'm terrible at um

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terrible movie stuff

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great answers though I think um

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I don't know the Olympics thing

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I like your answer

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I think there's no way to really tell

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I predict because of what you said about men and women

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that this year's Summer Olympics

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all the men are gonna be very sleepy

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I think some of the Marathon runners might take a nap

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at some point laying on the beach from all the sex

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women lots of energy right

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and I feel like the country that gets a gold medal

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is gonna be the country with the most losers

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you know why they're home

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they're not having sex they're just focused on winning

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well then maybe it was a strategic move by France

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so the France could

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maybe France like quietly told all their players

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like the banners lifted for everyone

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but you

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these um is it crazy that you could be

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you ready for one

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isn't it crazy that we could be at a bar

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and you go like oh

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what do you do for work and I go

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you know what

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I'm right now I'm an Olympic athlete you like shit

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that's amazing and you're like

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what kind and I go

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ping pong squash

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what's the worst summer Olympic sport

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well I least amount of talent

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I have respect for everybody

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but the one that sailing is one sailing that's hard

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it's hard but how do you watch that

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they just say those don't sell away

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you know where they go

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what one do you think is like so easy

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like it shouldn't be like a worldwide competition

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I would say badminton

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I would say badminton cause you know what

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do you know that when I

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it's just like a bit I swear to God it's true

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what when I was so good at table tennis when I was

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in high school

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that I tried to find a college that had table tennis

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is it possible I want to be on the table tennis team

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and then I lost all ability

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I tried to play again recently and it's gone

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it's just like it does it just goes away

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well anyway

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I'm looking forward to the canoe sprint this year

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that's not one and is that really one

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yeah yeah

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there's a sport called baseball softball

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make up your mind motherfuckers which is it

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basketball is gonna be fun this year

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that's one that I don't like

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what can we do tournaments with

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let's do a World Cup before basketball

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I wanna see all the stars playing together

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it's really fun

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you know get all the stars in the teams together

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like the all star team I know

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but I'm saying let's do like a World Cup for it

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like wouldn't be fun like in a couple of months

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we have the World Cup of basketball

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and then a few months

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later World Cup of soccer and then a few months later

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the World Cup of

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I don't know I'm be honest

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I don't know I'm being very quiet

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cause I don't understand what's happening

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you mean that would be like someone from the world

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I don't understand why tennis

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we have Wimbledon we have all of these

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like what's the Olympics then if

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why do we have to have that as well

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it's a bunch of World Cups right

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what's the difference so why can't we just do one

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why can't we have soccer just in the World Cup

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and not also in the Olympics

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what do you gotta do twice

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I don't I imagine it has something to do with money

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at the end of the day I don't know

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coming up on the next episode of afraid to ask

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I had one time I told you

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and I think you told me this happened to you once

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I had gotten in very good shape

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I was just like but really doing a lot of weightlifting

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like not as much peloton

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I was just trying to get like jacked for a while

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I don't know why

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and I went in there in that thing for the ladies

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for the ladies more for myself

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honestly and some of the other guys at the gym

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for the dudes for the dudes

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for the dudes and I went in there

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and they told me I was obese cause of my BMI

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oh yeah

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body mass index

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I did that once to somebody I felt so stupid

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you did you know I did I I wanna swear I was so mad

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it made me so mad cause I was working so hard

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that the lady comes in and she goes

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doctors gonna put you in a weight loss program I go

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what are you talking about

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I go I I'm honest

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but I've never been in better shape

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like I wasn't ripped her but I was like 89% body fat

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yeah and he came in he was like buddy

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we can all stand those compounds and I I flex my

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you rip your shirt I did I go ahead

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I go look at my hands yeah

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I go look at my hands and he goes

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he goes he goes

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I'm sorry I'm the one that need to lose weight

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that's what he said I've said that to people too

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Afraid to Ask
Prescriptions from the Doctor. Punchlines from the Comedian.
Comedian Jamie Lissow and his smarter half Dr. Erika answer all kinds of medical, dating, sex, divorce, questions some might be afraid to ask. Listen & subscribe for prescriptions and punchlines.

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Jamie Lissow

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Actor and comedian Jamie Lissow is currently a regular weekly guest on the #1 rated late night talk show, Gutfeld! on Fox. Jamie is best known for his starring role in two seasons of the Netflix Original Series “Real Rob”, alongside SNL alums Rob Schneider, Adam Sandler, Norm MacDonald and David Spade; a show Jamie co-wrote and co-produced.

Jamie has appeared on The Tonight Show, The Late Late Show, Last Comic Standing, has his own half hour Comedy Central special and a Dry Bar Comedy Special with over 20 Million views. Jamie recently wrapped his first movie, Daddy Daughter Trip, where he appears alongside John Cleese, Rob Schneider, and Micheal Bublé - a movie he co-wrote and produced.

Jamie is currently working on the feature film, The Animal 2, for Fox/Tubi and continues to headline comedy clubs across the country.

Erika Aragona

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Dr. Erika, DO, is a board-certified Family Medicine physician who focuses on Women's Health and Wellness. Her clinical practice is almost exclusively female-based, and she regularly educates on contraception, hormone replacement therapy, libido and sexual health. She is an associate professor at Idaho College of Osteopathic Medicine, where she lectures on Women's Health, and she serves as a physician expert consultant and writer for several female-based health and wellness companies.