Biceps and Vaginas

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check 1 2 well

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hello there boyfriend

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how are you this fine day

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I'm really good

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is it working

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yes excellent

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let's not touch shit

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I'm afraid to ask

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but I have a great question

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I don't even know what I was gonna say

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I'm so disturbed right now

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can I say something without

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you hate when I say can I say something

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I do but it's like a rhetorical request

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I know you're gonna say something

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but what do you

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but do you know what it means when I say that

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when I say can I say something

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it doesn't mean I would just say something if it was

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if it was hey

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what do you want for lunch

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what do you wanna do later

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can I say something

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I think for me means

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I have something a little bit vulnerable to say

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or I want to

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tell you something that's bothering me

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or I feel like it means it's something more serious

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is that well

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it's like the work up of like

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oh shit it's about to drop yeah

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so you don't like that

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you'd rather I just launched into it maybe okay

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so I get anxious

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I'm like oh

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what's he gonna say

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I'm causing you anxiety

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unneeded anxiety perhaps

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I hate when people do that

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you're gonna say it regardless

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oh right now

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yes I am oh

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I meant in life oh

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the thing maybe not

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you know me

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I might never say it

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but what is my response supposed to be no

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you may not say something

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great point

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it's it's a question for which

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I'm leaving you only one way to answer okay

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you're right

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what are you gonna say like no

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you can't say something

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especially because I have no idea what you're gonna say

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well so how would I shoot it down

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so we're just about to start the podcast

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afraid to ask

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and we have all these good questions that came in

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and one of them is really good it was um

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friend of mine asked me

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this is just like a phone call I have with the buddy

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and he goes

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hey would you ask your girlfriend

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I love by the way

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that you're my girlfriend and a doctor

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and my friends go like

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could you ask her this

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which I wanted to ask you to take a quick aside

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I don't mind

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I don't like when a stranger finds out I'm a comedian

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I do everything I can

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to not tell someone I'm a comedian

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especially in an Uber

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but then they go like

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oh tell me a joke

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it's sincerely the worst thing ever

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it's horrible

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cause they're not gonna laugh

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it's not this isn't back of a new

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you know that

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so somehow do you

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does it bother you when I

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is that like me saying

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do you tell me a joke when I say

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my friend has a question about

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how many times you should masturbate product oh

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ha ha ha ha

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that's what we're doing today okay

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uh it only bothers me when I'm at

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like a dinner party or something

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and I'm relaxing

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it's my time off

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and someone's like

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what do you think

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this rashes

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like when I'm about to eat

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you know it's crazy

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when we first met

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you did that

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no but someone did

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when we first met

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I go I don't like when people do this

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and you got on

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like when people ask medical advice

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because I really happen

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that's right

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and then we were in a green room

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and you were alone

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the green room is like backstage

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where comedians hang out before the show

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a guy I have never met

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as I walked in the green room was

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was I believe

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taking off his shoe and sock yes

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to show you a foot

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and that was our first show together

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it was an idea

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we first time we'd ever hung out

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I was like awesome

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so I get to provide free medical

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care in a green room

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it was super inappropriate

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and you were on stage laughing

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and he was showing me his foot

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yeah I could hear it and yeah

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I feel like that was super inappropriate

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well it's difficult to

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because there's a lot of legal ramifications right

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like I can't treat a patient if I say something right

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and either I don't have the full picture

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and I'm guessing and I get it wrong

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because I don't have their lab work

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you can be liable

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so doctors are very hesitant to treat their friends

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or even extended family

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yeah because if you don't have the whole picture

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and you're not their actual physician

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you can get into a lot of trouble

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sure when people open for me

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there are certain things I

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that I think will get them uninvited

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sometimes it's having a crazy party backstage

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I don't mind somebody has a couple drinks

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I don't drink

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I don't mind when people drink

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I like when you drink and you're fun

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you're a fun drinker

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but I don't like when someone pounds drinks

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I don't there's a couple things I don't love

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I don't like when someone

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invites a bunch of people back to the green room

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and my No. 1 is showing my girlfriend your foot rash

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and asking her to help you

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we're on the same page

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that we're not

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he was a nice guy

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super nice guy

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but that's a judgment

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that's a you know what

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no I'm not a comedian

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so he was trying to find like

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common ground

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I'm gonna give him the benefit of the doubt

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do you think he had good intentions

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you think he

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he really wanted

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and he probably didn't have

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we know he didn't have medical insurance

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he's a comedian

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that's not nice

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I'm not in any way joking with

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none of us have

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none of us have medical insurance

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maybe he was trying

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to get or you're saying

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you think he was breaking the ice or looking for actual

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yeah cause I'm not like the funny comedian type

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in the green room

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I didn't know what else to talk about

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he asked me what I did

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and then he kind of LED into stuff

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maybe he didn't know

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not a lot of people can talk to doctors

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yeah socially

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I mean right

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we're not exactly social butterflies

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so it's difficult to strike up a

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conversation

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think about that camera too close to you

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do you think one advantage of being a proctologist

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I'm not a proctologist

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no no I mean

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do you think that would be the advantage

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that no one's gonna go

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think of this little lumpy

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I feel like

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there are so many negatives in that specialty

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that I wouldn't take the one positive

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of not getting conned at a dinner party

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to talk about a butthole

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so many I think about this all the time

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not look at him

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do you know

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I think about this all the time

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I think about this all the time

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you can be any kind of doctor is a list

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the vaginas on that list

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and then you have like

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you could treat children

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you could do you know

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pregnancies and stuff

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and there's a guy out there that went

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asshole that's me

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that's all me

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best friends did that

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that's my passion

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do you think is vagina in a smaller font than asshole

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is that why he chose

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oh come on did you not see that one

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you have a friend who's a partologist

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yeah my very best friends doctors

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the same day we bonded

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we were intern

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so we're terrified

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we had to like run codes together

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like you are in school sweet

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and the very next day

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it's like nope

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now you're in charge

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and it's really scary

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so you become really close to the other interns

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I'm sure and

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my three closest best friends from intern year

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so I do women's health right

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so I do a lot of gynecology right

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my other friend

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you and the asshole guy could have a practice together

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you could so be in the front

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he could be wow

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so anyway he's a gastroenterologist

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but he does a lot of anal and rectal exams

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my other close friend is a female urologist

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penises she is

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and then my third one

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see that I that I totally understand

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oh no no I would never wanna do that so anyway

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we had really good dinner time conversation

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when you got the four of us together

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uh huh I can imagine a doctor

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non doctor to the table yeah

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they could never eat

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I totally appreciate that

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can I say something damn it oh

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but it is a thing

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this was the

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can I say something from the beginning

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what you know how you've been accused of um

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accused is the wrong word

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you've probably been accused

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of being blunt in your life right

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you're very open

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it's I do I do love this about you very open

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you very honest

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you very blunt

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and we're about to sit down to the podcast

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we're gonna discuss the questions

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and you you go

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oh you're wearing a uh

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you're wearing like kind of a funny T-shirt uh

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Christmas T-shirt and you go

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I'm gonna change uh

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for the podcast

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I go okay cool

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and then you took your shirt off and there you know

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there were boobs

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and I said as a joke I go

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hey how many cameras should I

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should I put over there

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like as if we were about to film ourselves in bed yeah

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stupid joke

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just trying to be

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trying to be funny

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and then you go um

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you go oh wow

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I've I've done that

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have you ever done that

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and then you put your shirt on

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and then you came back expecting us to just

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now do the podcast

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well I mean but for me

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I don't know

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like it that sometimes you say something like that

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and then you move on with life

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and I was like

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I don't know

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I think there's

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I don't know if we can podcast today well

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it wasn't like a porn oh I mean

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I guess it was

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I guess it was yeah

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see this is it again

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it's happening again I mean

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but it throws me like

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you say something and I don't

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think it was probably a long time ago

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and I don't even know if I wanna

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I'm gonna be honest with you

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I'm afraid to ask

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this is the perfect

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I don't even know if I wanna know

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but if it was a lot like I don't I

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things get in my head

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I get triggered sometimes

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obviously it happened before you

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met me or knew me

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but I think I have like this um

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they call it retroactive jealousy sometimes where I get

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I start it makes me uncomfortable

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and I'm not

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I don't know

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and I get it

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you should be

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you're a beautiful woman

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you've obviously been with other guys

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that's this is life

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I've been with other girls

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believe it or not

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and I'm just gonna say

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why'd you say obviously about me

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cause you're

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cause you're beautiful and you're

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you've lived a life and

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but so I'm sorry

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but I I got uh

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I just

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it was not a big deal

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okay you know

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but it could have been

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I have no right

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this isn't I wasn't even in your life at that time

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I don't even know why

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I hate that I

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my body feels like this sometimes

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well I think everybody's different

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and has different levels of

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what they can and can't handle

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hearing from their past partner experiences

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you don't have nothing would bother you

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that's my guess true

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no oh my God okay

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there's a ton of stuff that would bother me

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okay all right

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when if I thought you were hung up on

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like a sexual experience from someone else

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yeah that I'd never fulfilled and I couldn't one up it

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that would be in my head forever

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no I'm very comfortable

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why are you uncomfortable just thinking about something

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women that you

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should I be the uncomfortable one

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no I'm thinking that you have that experience

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and so now that's all I'm thinking about

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I wasn't saying that

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I was saying it about you see

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that's why it see

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it's important to be honest right

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you have to be pretty honest

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but there are moments where

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yeah you know

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maybe you go like

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that is the biggest penis I've ever seen

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why not just throw it out there

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what do you know what I mean

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like if you tell a guy

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I'm just saying like lies for to be nice

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do you want me to say that about you

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I don't think so

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I don't think so as a bad

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I shouldn't have gone there um

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but no every right to uh

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and then what's funny is you go

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if you ever done set by the way

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what was your uh

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you just wanted to film a film something

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oh oh man okay

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uh yeah okay

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I was in college and it was my idea

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right I thought

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hmm why not

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so we did it

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and then immediately played it back together

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uh huh okay

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and I hated it

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how many cameras you guys have gone

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was it a film school

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what was your name

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what you know what

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that's what freaked me out

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is that you said something like I said

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I said wow what

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what was the exact wording

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you go I made it to tape like that once and I

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I I was like oh what

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what were the um

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like under what conditions

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I think I said you like

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what are you talking about

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and I just meant like

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what was the

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did you like

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did you go run a camera

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like a semi professional crew

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like I had like a

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I don't know

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what is that big like muffler looking thing

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like a boom Mike

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I guess it's because every

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maybe I'm doing an age thing here

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I am 10 years

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what was that

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um I am 10 years older than you

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but I immediately

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assumed there might not be cell phones

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until I was picturing

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it was like that thing

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you got a hold of a video camera so

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so there was some premeditation

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oh yeah let the listener know

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you just pointed at a

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at a at a video camera

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well yeah it was like one of those

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and then right afterwards I watched it and I was like

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yeah like let's do this okay

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let's spice it up

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and then I watch it

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I was like oh fuck

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let's not spice it

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like it's disgusting

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I don't ever want to do it again

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but it was like

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watching yourself have sex is probably the one of the

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worst things I have ever done yeah

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huge turn off for me

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you don't look pretty by the way me no

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like I didn't like

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you know when you watch a porn and

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you're kind of like judging them

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like the girl looks pretty

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but I don't like her teeth

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the guy looks okay

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but I don't like his right nut or whatever

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you judge yeah

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but like when it's you

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you're like oh fuck

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I don't look like a superstar model

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I just look like someone's getting like fucking wow

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I don't wanna finish that

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but pounded it's yeah

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but it's not

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attractive right

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so I immediately destroyed the evidence

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the tape was actual tape

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so it's gone

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there's no I have

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I would be afraid to make it

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find it down the road okay

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I'd be afraid to make a sex

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I just don't have a really good memory you know

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and I feel like at the whole

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I'd be like line

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what we talked about all right

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it wasn't like that

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it was like just regular sex

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I didn't have a oh

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there was no there's no costumes or anything

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no really okay

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I am I'm glad I asked

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I do feel better

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but it wasn't anything special

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and I think that's why I could tell you yeah

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when you said there's cameras and hey

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we're gonna film in the bedroom with cameras

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I was like oh

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I've done that have you

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it never made me think like

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of another man and a sexual experience

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yeah that was better

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like you fulfill me

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so I'm fully comfortable

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telling you stuff that's happened in the past

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I get that I'm a maniac

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by the way I get that

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if someone heard this

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they'd go with this guy no

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what does it have to do with you

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I understand that I

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I just can't help it sometimes

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I think if you pulled men

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the average man would say

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he wanted to never think of his

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partner as being sexually active with other people yeah

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which is different

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because I think most women prefer their partner

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to have some experience hmm

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do you prefer the guy to have some experience

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but then not to hear about it

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just sort of go like hey

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what's your number

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how many people have you been with

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like that discussion is supposed to

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oh yeah you know

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she had a special move

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well we talked about our numbers

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right and it threw me at first

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you were like

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there's a comma in yours

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hahaha that's

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oh my God impressive

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oh my gosh I don't enjoy that

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but I suppose no wow

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mine was higher

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mine was higher than yours

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it wasn't very high

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it was a lot higher than mine

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yeah but I'm with you

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I'm with you

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I felt good about

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more than double

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yeah why did we even have that discussion

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who brought it up

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I think it's a natural conversation to have as a couple

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I think that's something that once you're like

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serious enough with a person

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maybe you would ask yeah

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it's a way to gauge their experience too

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right like um

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if you were like oh

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just with like my ex wife

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I would have been like

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fucking loser right

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and then if you were like really

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I think so yeah

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okay fair but

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but that's me

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a lot of people prefer their partnership

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I've had sex before right

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but then if you were like

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I can't remember

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I was at clubs all the time

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I had sex with like 200 people

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I would have been like

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oh my god and it would have been very intimidating

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for you to have like touch that many bodies and like

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used sex was just a vessel and not like a

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an intimate thing

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would it have been a deal

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a deal breaker

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or would you give me a chance

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that's a great question

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I would have given you a chance

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if I said what

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if I said 500

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I it would have been in my head

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I would have had a really hard time with that

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mm hmm okay

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but maybe not a deal breaker

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maybe it would depend

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that's a lot

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500 is crazy well

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I have known guys who have bragged about sleeping with

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a couple hundred women

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and I don't consider it to be bragging rights anymore

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I almost feel like that's a pathological condition

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where you have to sleep with that many people yeah

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you're not getting something out of it at that point

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I think so but what I mean

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if we flipped out

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what's what's too high of a No. 1

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even one other person

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what you mean in general

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I thought you meant in my crazy mind

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I looked this up once

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I'm gonna pull it up again

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what average numbers wow yeah

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I would say it certainly depends on age

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and um profession

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I would say what right

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you gotta think it's

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it's about access

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it's about opportunity

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well I think this is just a randomized 10

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I'm gonna say 10 well

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women and men differ

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okay men 10

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women 500% of respondents fucking lying

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so that's the other thing

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and I think that's really important yeah

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society makes women want to say

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they've had as few sexual partners as possible yes

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men have this like conquering feeling

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you want to be like the man in her life

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you want her to not be defloured

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you want her to have the white wedding

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dress and be innocent

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I mean there's a lot of stuff that goes into it

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women on the other hand are okay with men having a few

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we expect it kind of

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to be quite honest yeah

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I think a lot of women do expect you

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and you brag to your friends again

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you I'm using a generalized term right

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men are like no

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I actually do

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there was there was a study once

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I thought this was really fascinating

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or the average number of sexual partners

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women would reduce it by a couple

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men would increase it by a couple

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interesting

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interesting

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interesting right

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like what's the point of that

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why is it such a power move for a guy to be like

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I had sex with this many people yeah

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and a woman has to say

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I very rarely had sex hmm

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I you can hook me up to a lie detector

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I would never exaggerate

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the amount of women I've had sex with

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would not something I would do

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I don't feel that would be like

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a badge of honor of any kind okay

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so this is from the CDC

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whenever I like to give you statistics

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I always like to get an actual

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sure reputable score CDC yeah

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so the number of sexual partners in a lifetime

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the medium number of opposite sex in a lifetime

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in lifetime

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among sexually experienced women and men aged 25 to 49

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hey you're in this study so okay

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next year I wouldn't be allowed in

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so this is sexual partners lifetime

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and this and sex is defined as vaginal oral anal sex

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it's not including oral

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that's interesting

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that is interesting

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my number would go Jesus okay

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I think we gotta stop the podcast

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podcast is over

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I don't define it as that I just define it as like this

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is that there's one of those things where you just

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you continue and I'm like huh hmm

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I would say vaginal and anal sex to me would count

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okay but okay

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so the average that women reported

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this is self reporting was 4.3 partners in a by the way

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I studied uh

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psychology and a lot of my statistics

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self reporting means uh

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completely inaccurate

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go ahead I agree

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wildly inaccurate

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and men uh 6.3 4.3

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6.3 in a lifetime

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it the studies ruined because of the oral sex thing

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in my opinion

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so changes everything but great great information

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that's the average right but you have underliers right

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you had it was about 17% with one partner

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wow this is an interesting discrepancy wow so

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it was so 17% for women for one partner

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11% men reported one partner

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and then the rest of

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it's kind of like a wash of the numbers

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but then 15 or more partners

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women it was 13%

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men 15 or more partners 28% okay

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so you lost a lot

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you lost a lot

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there's a lot of wiggle room there

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sure so yep

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anyway that's what I say

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when I'm talking about someone with a huge vagina

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I'm in a lot of wiggle room

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what did you just say hmm

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I didn't mean to interrupt you

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did you just say someone with a huge vagina

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yeah that's where that phrase came from

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there's a lot

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of wiggle room

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go ahead do you wanna know something about that

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I'm gonna just smash the shit out of that okay

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why would a woman's vagina be stretched out

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why would a woman's vagina be stretched out due to

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give me the physiological reason

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and I'll explain it to you

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because something's been in there

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what's so your vagina is a muscle

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pelvic floor muscles yeah

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ton of them

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so with time

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with exercises

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you can strengthen it kegels make it tighter

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Kegel exercises are definitely part of that

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that helps a lot with urinary incontinence

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uh huh so anyway

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yes it's a muscle

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so if a woman is exercising actively

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you cannot tell

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that is she how she'll have a lot more strength

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do women count is that's

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I never knew that that was an extra

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like a woman feel like oh

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you know today's chest and trice

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tomorrow's bicep and vaginas

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oh it's so important

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it's so important

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I fucking hate trampolines now after kids

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like you can't do shit

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it's crazy what are you talking about

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I mean when you lose pelvic floor strength

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you pee your pants

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really yeah

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I have on a trampoline in public

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is this common

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extremely common for women and do you

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what is your

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it doesn't have to be vaginal

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it just has to be carrying a baby

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because your ligaments in your pelvis

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get kind of stretched

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and over time your pelvic floor weakens as well

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and so any woman

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particularly

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a woman who's carried a child is at higher risk

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of weakened pelvic floor muscles

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and incontinence is huge

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like you ask any woman who's had a kid

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to get on a trampoline

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you get slapped in the face yeah

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okay but back to the question though yeah

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you said a loose vagina

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just kidding yeah

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why would a vagina become loose

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you said you put something in there

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I see you put something in there

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maybe there's a

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there's a penis in there and it

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um or a child

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and it results in a bit of a loosey or goosey or vagina

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that's derogatory so anyway

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you're gonna be using your hand today

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um on yourself

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that will be the end of this podcast

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the connotation is a woman is loose

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because she slept around with a ton of guys

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it is absolutely

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that's what I kinda just said right

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what happens if I have sex with 100 guys

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with a small penis

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you have a sex with 100 guys with a small penis

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versus having sex with one guy with a huge

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like first scenario

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vagina remains intact yeah

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keeping it tight

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one man huge penis

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lucins it up

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what are what are we looking at first

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elasticity are we making a yeah

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are we gonna be a rebound

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it's accommodating the size of their partner hmm

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so the judgment shouldn't be there and also

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will you the frequency of sex changes things again

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if a woman's doing pelvic floor exercises

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changes things

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and what about masturbation

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if she uses a vibrator right

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the internal one so the

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the connotation that you have a stretch out vagina

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has nothing to do with frequency

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of the higher you're saying to say a woman like oh

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you're a hot

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like that like oh

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she's a woman yeah

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that makes sense

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yeah that um

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would be doubly

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difficult to deal with if you were a guy and you go

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oh wow it's a

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I don't feel any

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it's like loose

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then you're going

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the guy before me bigger

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exactly so the man should feel intimidated

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he shouldn't be judging the woman

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well I feel pretty good about your ex

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oh my God I'll do I'll

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I'll edit that out

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you don't have to edit that out but

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that was a real reaction by the way

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um

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I was gonna ask you

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was a compliment

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I think that I compartmentalize my sexual partners

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to such a level that it was a past okay

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that when you say stuff like that

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I'm like completely thrown off my game

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cause I don't think about it that way yeah

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like I still would

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respectfully give all of my previous partners

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their time and it's done

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and I don't recall sexual events with them anymore okay

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unless you bring them up

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or if like we talk about a video

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but like it's not yeah

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that one got me

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sorry about that

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and then uh alright

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I think now if you're watching on Spotify

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we're gonna play that video that we talked about no

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we don't have access to the video

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I apologize

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my sex tape video yeah

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I'm just kidding

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have you made a sex tape

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remember I said I I was

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I was at first triggered by you saying you made one

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and then I think I did

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but it was with someone I was with for a real long time

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what does that matter

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it was um you didn't even ask me about mine

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why are you justifying yours

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would you ask you what

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how long I've been with the person

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you were just like

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you made a sex tape

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on what date

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do you think it's appropriate to bring a camera

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I'm not letting you dodge the subject

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oh I made one with the person I was with for

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like years and years and years

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my longest relationship

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and where's that tape

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I think it still exists

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I'm afraid it's in my mom's attic

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did you ever watch it

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yeah I watched it and remember similar thing

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I remember very similar thing

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I watched and I remember thinking

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I like the storyline

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but they should recast this

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I think I just struggled with

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cause you're so vulnerable and you think oh

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maybe I look attractive and then you see it

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you're like fuck

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I do not look attractive yeah

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that was mine

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yeah yeah I didn't need like the pool guy

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to come clean my pool and like

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yeah with me afterwards well

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and you have in a pornographic film

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you have the best possible angles

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and lighting and we don't know we're doing it right

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you're just like

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it's just a guy with a camera

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I was trying to do like a POV like hey

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what's up right oh

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I was holding it which project

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yeah a true form oh my God yeah

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I was trying to do a a found footage pornographic film

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oh my God is it really in your mom's house

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I don't wanna say this because she'll listen

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no matter what I say to her

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she'll listen this podcast I'll be like

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you don't wanna listen to that

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she'll be like oh

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I won't should we have our earbuds in

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no I think I threw it away

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I probably threw it away you know what's funny

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this is gonna show you how old I am compared to you

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it's on a format of videotape that would require

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going to a special place to get it transferred

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they don't even make it anymore

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I think it was a Super 8 or something

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like some sort of weird

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it definitely not digital

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so it's gone forever

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so I would have to take it to a place and go

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could you do this thing

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if I even wanted to see it

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which I didn't want to see that

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that's like the awkward thing where you try to

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print like sexy

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pictures that you've taken for somebody at Walgreens

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yeah like the teenager

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watches them pop out one at a time of like your ass

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and then yeah

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I've obviously done that too

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I'm sorry you have

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well yeah why

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why polaroids

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it wasn't Polaroid

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why not Polaroid to me yeah

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why not just a phone picture

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why are you taking him to Walgreens

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but this is pre phone

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this is pre phone

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dude really

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really okay

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you've done some you've done some good stuff

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the guy at Walgreens thought so

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so this is like a gift yeah

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isn't it crazy

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isn't it crazy that like a

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what would be called a dick pic

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which I hate that phrase

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is it not so crazy

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nobody wants that though

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no oh I know

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I sent one penis picture of my whole life

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and my whole life is very vulnerable

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I sent like a

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a day where I was like wow

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this looks lighting's good

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and is things or something's happening

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I I seen the picture and I mean

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I mean I really took

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I took my time

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there's a ring light involved that I for my podcast

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I really took some time and I

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no makeup but um

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it's impressive

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I did last looks on it like okay

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last looks and I sent it to you

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and you were kind enough to go music yeah

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that's like

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you remember this

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you were very nice and you go um

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hey that looks good

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you know nice one

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and then um

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use really nice words

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and the next day you were like

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I don't like those that much

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don't do that again

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you like nicely recommended

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nicely suggested that I not ever do that again

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which I won't

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and I appreciate that

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I think penis

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photographs come across as cheesy or silly

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just like male strippers come across as comical and

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like almost like a joke

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like they're not the real thing

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it doesn't turn us on

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versus pictures of women in general

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if we do them seductively with lingerie or something

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it tends to really put you in the mood

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yeah I get it

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I Erica you don't want any more dick pictures

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I do not I like your

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the rest of your body

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just not your

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okay in a picture

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okay I don't think anyone would argue that no

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that's a very important clarification you said

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you know what I would be interested in hmm

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the homosexual population's opinion

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male homosexual males

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I mean of dick pics

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because I bet they fucking do a great job

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oh yeah and have a really good opinion of like

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what theirs looks like

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no seriously

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I feel like

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that would be very interesting topic to explore okay

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but as a heterosexual female

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I don't find penises to be

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um alluring

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I find like your ABS to be attractive

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or like that v that I told you I love

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like in your groin and like

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just like hide the goods

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you know it's weird

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is it like leave me wanting more yes

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the Peters picture definitely left you wanting less

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I remember the text you sent me back

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well how do you feel about like

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spread eagle pictures in like penthouse

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is it kind of like yeah

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that's a lot of

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um no I mean

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I guess like more is better

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I don't even understand

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oh really whenever someone is I

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I kind of compare it to sometimes someone to go like

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oh that chocolate guy can't eat it

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it's too rich

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I don't know what they're talking about

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are you serious

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I don't need a spread eagle picture

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no no really

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like if you saw like full frontal

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versus like a spread eagle one

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all right you got me

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I would rather see

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I need there to be

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I would even rather have lingerie

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slightly pulled up as opposed to totally naked

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you're right

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I don't want it all the way in there

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that's interesting

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uh huh yeah

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whenever I see a vagina picture is like way too close

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I got that guy

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use the wrong lens

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he's too close

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you got a pan back right

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cause you're way too close

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can't even tell what's happening in there

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do you think we're the norm

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or do you think everybody feels this way

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I don't know

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I think most people

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I should say

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coming up on the next episode of afraid to ask

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I got two questions coming in

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and both of them

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are from people I know that pose this question to me

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and then said

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could you ask Doctor Erica

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they said could you ask your girlfriend

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and the first question is

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what is the normal amount of uh

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masturbating

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I'm afraid to ask

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but I have a great question

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ah do women

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so when you're a guy

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you're almost two different people

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before and after

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um you finish

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right so like

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there are things you

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cause you get excited

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there are things you might say or do that

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and maybe guilt plays into this

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maybe like a religious guilt

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but there are moments when

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right when after it happens

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like there's like

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kind of like a guilt

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like oh my God

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like I feel like

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I feel like back in the day I

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I wish that the perfect orgasm would be

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it happened right

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right as the girl was leaving

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door closes oh my God