Catfish
In this episode...
In this slightly unusual and unexpected episode of "Afraid to Ask,” Jamie and his less jealous half answer an unscreened call where a woman insists she’s been having a relationship with Jamie.
Chapters
00:00 - Jamie’s Other Woman Calls In
03:37 - Fake Jamie’s Are Everywhere
05:30 - Craziest Question Ever From A Fan
06:40 - Fake Jamie Proposes To A Fan & Asks For Money
07:30 - Scammers Preying On Loneliness
10:00 - NAME DROP ALERT: David Spade
10:40 - Fake Jamie Is A Puss Hound
12:46 - How To Find Out If Someone Is Fake Or Not Online
14:45 - Making Things Right
15:45 - Craziest Catfish Story Ever
22:50 - Erika Online Dates
28:00 - Relationship Types
30:10 - Tall, Dark & Educated
34:00 - Stumbling Onto Happiness
38:10 - Get In The Damn Arena And Be Terrified
39:30 - Criticism
40:40 - Random Listener Question
About the Podcast
Comedian Jamie Lissow and his smarter half Dr. Erika answer all kinds of medical, dating, sex, divorce, questions some might be afraid to ask. Listen & subscribe for prescriptions and punchlines.
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Transcript
check 1 2 well hello there boyfriend
Speaker:how are you this fine day
Speaker:I'm really good is it working
Speaker:yes excellent
Speaker:let's not touch shit
Speaker:I'm afraid to ask but I have a great question
Speaker:I don't even know what I was gonna say
Speaker:I'm so disturbed right now
Speaker:so
Speaker:I think we just keep going
Speaker:are you cool with that fine
Speaker:because I don't think we can
Speaker:okay I did not know that was gonna play that
Speaker:are you being serious
Speaker:yeah and um
Speaker:we cut this part no
Speaker:there's a there's another one oh
Speaker:from the same number
Speaker:okay
Speaker:well bring it on Jamie
Speaker:I think we have to discuss this for real
Speaker:you do you think you don't think anything
Speaker:I'm doing anything do you
Speaker:okay cause I would like to hold on
Speaker:this is from the same person
Speaker:Erica
Speaker:what do you think about man
Speaker:it tells you he loves you every day
Speaker:but refuses to see you
Speaker:because he says his divorce is not final yet
Speaker:but then he found out that he's seen someone else
Speaker:behind your back and calling them his better half
Speaker:what's your opinion
Speaker:okay I think that message was before this one
Speaker:someone I've been talking to for over a year
Speaker:tells me that he's Jamie
Speaker:he tells me he loves me and he wants to marry me
Speaker:but then I see this one time
Speaker:that you're supposed to be his
Speaker:smarter half
Speaker:due to have a relationship
Speaker:um I'm gonna let you take the lead with this one
Speaker:alright so you know what's weird what
Speaker:this look so
Speaker:this makes me feel bad obviously
Speaker:and that sounds real
Speaker:it doesn't sound like a bit right
Speaker:so this is a problem that I run into
Speaker:unfortunately they're both anonymous
Speaker:so it's not like I could
Speaker:I could reply back to this person
Speaker:but maybe I could do like on Twitter
Speaker:but is that where it came from
Speaker:yeah it was Twitter
Speaker:it was speak pipe on Twitter or Twitter link
Speaker:now what's funny not funny is I um
Speaker:if I was married right now
Speaker:if you were
Speaker:I don't think there's any part of you that thinks
Speaker:I did anything wrong do you
Speaker:no I was just giving you a hard time
Speaker:so like if there if I there are
Speaker:I swear like my last relationship
Speaker:this is like a huge like who is that
Speaker:whatever I think you can already tell like
Speaker:oh something weird is happening right
Speaker:and so what happens is sometimes from the Gutfeld show
Speaker:there will be some like
Speaker:it's mostly kind of some older women
Speaker:and um I said that politely
Speaker:just like a little bit older than me
Speaker:I'm older than you I don't say I don't no shade
Speaker:I do get these messages that are a little bit like
Speaker:I told you that one of them right
Speaker:where I would did a joke on Gutfeld and I said
Speaker:I just don't want the punchline was
Speaker:I just don't wanna die alone
Speaker:it was something about
Speaker:would you date someone in a different political party
Speaker:I remember the joke
Speaker:maybe I can make you laugh on this one
Speaker:go 1 for four
Speaker:it said will someone from
Speaker:would you date someone from a different party
Speaker:you know and I said um
Speaker:I'm so desperate
Speaker:I would date someone from the Donner party
Speaker:oh boy
Speaker:I just wanna I just don't wanna die alone
Speaker:that's where those people that date each other
Speaker:on the airplane so that's a pretty good joke
Speaker:um
Speaker:in that night I got a bunch of messages from women
Speaker:they took it like
Speaker:kind of to heart that I said I don't wanna die alone
Speaker:and I was just joking I was single at the time
Speaker:but that wasn't a real concern of mine
Speaker:it was just a joke and then that weekend I had
Speaker:was performing at a theater opening for Rob Schneider
Speaker:and a woman came to the um
Speaker:show and they said this
Speaker:this woman has offered $300 to meet you
Speaker:to just say hi to you for like two minutes
Speaker:and I was like oh
Speaker:she doesn't need to give me any money
Speaker:I'll go say hi I don't need the money
Speaker:and I went out I talked to her
Speaker:and she said
Speaker:she heard me say that and thought maybe it was like
Speaker:a sign and she had driven there and got in a hotel
Speaker:room and thought we could stay together and then um
Speaker:I felt really bad I only charged her 2:50
Speaker:and um but no I felt bad and then me and her
Speaker:she still follows me sometimes
Speaker:and everything's like totally cool
Speaker:like I see her sometimes on the on the socials
Speaker:so I got like figured out
Speaker:but then what I'm getting at is I think there
Speaker:that might have been a bad example
Speaker:cause I think what I'm getting is there are fake
Speaker:me's out there like
Speaker:there are scammers that pretend to be me
Speaker:and then ask for money there's a lot of fake use
Speaker:I have to sometimes double check on social
Speaker:when I'm going on there if I'm trying to tag you
Speaker:fake you pops up before real you pops up
Speaker:and thank God I know the difference now
Speaker:but I have to be careful
Speaker:I had a lady at one of your shows
Speaker:ask me if your account was real on Facebook
Speaker:because she wrote something and didn't hear back
Speaker:and I was like oh
Speaker:well that's just because so many people follow him
Speaker:and she pulled up her phone was like
Speaker:is this the real one and are you real
Speaker:and I was like well I yeah
Speaker:yes ma'am I'm talking with you right
Speaker:she was super sweet yeah
Speaker:but she said that and it kind of caught me off guard
Speaker:and I was like oh yeah
Speaker:that's his right account I was looking at it
Speaker:I think people just don't know social media is so fake
Speaker:it's hard to come through what's real and what's not
Speaker:and then you say
Speaker:you're a divorced loser who doesn't get laid right
Speaker:well honey
Speaker:do you know that
Speaker:someone last weekend came up to me and said
Speaker:is that really you like on TV
Speaker:you say you're a divorced loser who never gets later
Speaker:is that like a character
Speaker:and I go sir if I could choose any character haha
Speaker:do you think
Speaker:those would be the attributes that I would select
Speaker:but yes I think part of this is my fault
Speaker:but these are these are fake accounts
Speaker:and I also think some of my like fans
Speaker:and I'm putting like my mom and stuff into this
Speaker:people that aren't like super familiar with technology
Speaker:something wrong with it would
Speaker:they just weren't exposed to when they were younger
Speaker:maybe they hear from me
Speaker:like a direct message and they go oh
Speaker:I'm saying this because we had
Speaker:I had one woman
Speaker:my manager called me once and said this
Speaker:this person started a relationship with somebody
Speaker:they sent like this person goes
Speaker:there's no way you're really Jamie
Speaker:they sent a license
Speaker:we had a copy of like a fake license
Speaker:and Alaska license with my picture
Speaker:and not the best photo job right
Speaker:what's it called Photoshop job
Speaker:but pretty legit
Speaker:and then he asked her for money and said he wanted to
Speaker:get married to her and now what really
Speaker:really upsets me about that is this is
Speaker:this is we've all been fucking lonely
Speaker:we've all been looking for something
Speaker:to get us out of a thing and honestly
Speaker:when I heard this at first I kind of thought oh
Speaker:this is a funny someone's doing a bit or like whatever
Speaker:and then when I heard that again at the end
Speaker:where she's almost like crying
Speaker:this woman
Speaker:this is a woman that's like legitimately hurting
Speaker:and think she's talking to me
Speaker:and I don't know what to do about it
Speaker:because I've posted about it
Speaker:I have social media people that go on these I
Speaker:I'm gonna go ahead and say
Speaker:I put these people that scam my
Speaker:my fans are any fans older people looking for love
Speaker:especially with a love element
Speaker:scum of the fucking earth
Speaker:I don't know what's worse than that
Speaker:I mean I put that up with like
Speaker:some of the worst shit you could possibly do
Speaker:like I wish I could get a hold of this one
Speaker:I'm sitting here trying to brainstorm like
Speaker:is there a way we could just go like yeah
Speaker:that's fake and send or something
Speaker:or maybe I can spend one night with her is how
Speaker:say how much social media like we see that in like oh
Speaker:that's fake that's fake that's fake yeah
Speaker:we all get duped to a certain extent
Speaker:I've been scammed by stuff or you know
Speaker:like it's almost like
Speaker:what's your threshold
Speaker:knowing that all social media has filters
Speaker:and fakeness to it what's real
Speaker:what's not and yeah
Speaker:when we first like announced that we were dating
Speaker:there were a lot of people that were like
Speaker:congratulations and of course
Speaker:there are few that were like
Speaker:yeah right right
Speaker:and there were a couple they're like
Speaker:does she even exist like
Speaker:is she a real person is that just like a thing
Speaker:yeah I ask myself that every day and I'm like
Speaker:there she is again right next to me
Speaker:I didn't call this like that
Speaker:I don't know social media is dangerous path
Speaker:I don't have anything funny to say about it
Speaker:I actually hate social media
Speaker:but I find it as a venue that you kind of
Speaker:can't live without sometimes
Speaker:and when you can live without it
Speaker:fucking awesome
Speaker:so I have a producer
Speaker:uh listening to our podcast
Speaker:and he says that he found this woman
Speaker:and so he says he found her on Twitter
Speaker:so I'm not gonna say her name
Speaker:but he's got a Twitter handle
Speaker:um and maybe
Speaker:I don't know that's probably a DM situation right
Speaker:I think the nicest thing is to reach out and say hey
Speaker:what account are you using
Speaker:cause this is the real one right
Speaker:and he wasn't talking to you
Speaker:and also it's
Speaker:I remember talking to David Spade about this
Speaker:I've been trying to find a way
Speaker:to work his name into this pocket somehow and drop it
Speaker:here it comes
Speaker:I was talking to David Spade about this and I said like
Speaker:what do you do about these fake accounts
Speaker:it gets overwhelming and I feel bad
Speaker:and he said I thought you were to say that
Speaker:you professed your love to David Spade
Speaker:and he said he would marry you back on social
Speaker:and then you found out it was a fake account
Speaker:and it crushed your spirits
Speaker:yeah it wasn't even him
Speaker:not even a cool yeah
Speaker:make sure it's verified yeah
Speaker:it was fucking Rob Schneider
Speaker:I'll tell you to be Davis fade
Speaker:um
Speaker:Schneider fucking with me
Speaker:he uh haha
Speaker:he said it's so many that you can't like
Speaker:it becomes like overwhelming
Speaker:and there's like not much you can do
Speaker:cause I used to go like if I see one I'll block it
Speaker:I'll even say that the people go like
Speaker:is this you and I go
Speaker:should you do me a favor
Speaker:could you block it and report it
Speaker:but it's become a full time job
Speaker:they pop up every day and um man
Speaker:I really feel bad did I tell you my mom
Speaker:who's a Catholic older woman
Speaker:with all friends of the same friend of hers
Speaker:was like I don't know how to tell you this
Speaker:but I've been talking to your son on Facebook
Speaker:my mom's friend
Speaker:were you flirting with your mom's friend on Facebook
Speaker:but not you
Speaker:I was not I was not fake Jamie is a puss hound
Speaker:excuse me fake Jamie
Speaker:I heard that part
Speaker:I don't need to hear that what's a puss hound
Speaker:someone that wants a lot of puss
Speaker:regardless of if there's a
Speaker:there's it has a gray a puss hound yeah
Speaker:fake Jamie's out there trying to get
Speaker:he's fucking that's way actually stop it
Speaker:you just made it even grosser
Speaker:he's not trying to get his duet
Speaker:he's trying to get his bank account fatter
Speaker:that's right that's right
Speaker:he's trying to get all up in that bank account
Speaker:you're right it's all about money
Speaker:so what I think I would like to do plushound
Speaker:have you ever never heard that phrase before
Speaker:you said my mom older women Catholic women puss hound
Speaker:yeah I did you did
Speaker:I don't know that I've ever said puss hound before well
Speaker:I've never heard it before
Speaker:and now I'm not gonna get rid of it
Speaker:I don't know if this clears things up
Speaker:but pussy short for pussy
Speaker:and I mean did you know that
Speaker:you knew that I'm sorry Erica okay
Speaker:I do wanna say something
Speaker:and I don't think this is that nice
Speaker:but I'm gonna say it okay
Speaker:the only part that weirds me out about the story
Speaker:about your mom's friend
Speaker:is that she came to her later and was like
Speaker:this is weird
Speaker:is this like
Speaker:somebody who legitimately thought she was going behind
Speaker:your mom's back and flirting with her son
Speaker:I I
Speaker:I didn't ask too many questions
Speaker:so that is gross but yeah
Speaker:I believe that's that's gross to me
Speaker:and I'd looked I took a look at her profile picture
Speaker:cause if she said like anything there
Speaker:you know no
Speaker:I meant like if you know
Speaker:it's weird that you're a lot older
Speaker:absolutely
Speaker:and then you like circumvent it and you're like
Speaker:ah and it
Speaker:and then you're like yeah
Speaker:should I have done this
Speaker:if you approach something that way
Speaker:you know the answer is no
Speaker:I agree with you but I think yeah and also
Speaker:I don't know how to say this delicately
Speaker:but there let me put it this way
Speaker:there are ways to find out if someone's real or not
Speaker:online and verification No. 1 Twitter
Speaker:maybe not but verify
Speaker:everybody's verified there should be
Speaker:that's what I'm saying though
Speaker:I am but all my social media
Speaker:a lot of famous people aren't
Speaker:so people who maybe aren't tech savvy
Speaker:would just see an account
Speaker:be like oh
Speaker:they wouldn't know to go look for like
Speaker:10 accounts with your name on it
Speaker:and look for the one that's verified
Speaker:if you go to my official account
Speaker:I am posthound you will find a verification
Speaker:how would they know it's your official site
Speaker:because it says I've been
Speaker:says my name and it has all my
Speaker:there's 10 that say your name
Speaker:but if you look it's got more posts
Speaker:it's been
Speaker:this is where I have to get a little bit deeper
Speaker:it's been it's been an account for 20 years
Speaker:you're saying it's my mom or my aunt
Speaker:I'm saying
Speaker:for people who don't understand tech that well
Speaker:it's very easy to fake them out
Speaker:yeah oh
Speaker:I feel for these people I don't think it's their fault
Speaker:and what I would like to do
Speaker:I was gonna ask you what you thought I should do
Speaker:but I was thinking stop saying puss hound reach out
Speaker:that's all you have to do
Speaker:do you think reach out
Speaker:is there a female version of plus songs
Speaker:or like a dick dog yeah
Speaker:I don't know TikTok is very good
Speaker:I for just
Speaker:I thought you're gonna go with like Cocker Doodle
Speaker:I like that right here's my question
Speaker:Doctor Pecker poodle yeah
Speaker:thanks fuck yeah
Speaker:I like that um
Speaker:we can't continue
Speaker:because we're both trying to think of dogs
Speaker:and dogs in our
Speaker:I was trying to think of like a like a Chef Bernard
Speaker:something like that furry fellas
Speaker:I'm too fucking tired to come up anymore
Speaker:but my question is
Speaker:I feel like I don't know what I can do
Speaker:but I would like Sharpay oh
Speaker:very good thank you
Speaker:very good I know it's not funny anymore
Speaker:but that's all I'm thinking about yeah
Speaker:I know it's fucking so annoying
Speaker:but can I be serious for one minute and um
Speaker:do you know when I was a kid I had addiction
Speaker:should have quit laws ahead
Speaker:do you think we could give this woman something like
Speaker:I don't know I mean
Speaker:I can't keep no
Speaker:no he think just cut it off and we
Speaker:we just clear it up
Speaker:we reach out to her on social media
Speaker:I think we uh
Speaker:we said it straight you and I are sarcastic
Speaker:and make fun of stuff all the time
Speaker:but I think when you see like a sensitive subject
Speaker:and you don't make fun of it
Speaker:that's the best thing that you can do
Speaker:don't make fun of these people you already defended
Speaker:you think I am no
Speaker:I feel like you've already done enough by defending her
Speaker:I give her a gift like a nice gift
Speaker:no you've already defended her
Speaker:and other people who get duped by asshole scammers
Speaker:scammers online and I think that's all you need to do
Speaker:I think you'd be a dick if you're like
Speaker:look at this loser who can't tell the difference
Speaker:those people are mean
Speaker:I don't feel like let's make fun of the mean people
Speaker:I think you did enough would you like to hear yeah
Speaker:the yeah great
Speaker:Jesus would like to the craziest catfish story ever
Speaker:but it's not from TV
Speaker:it's from like a personal friend of mine
Speaker:is it the personal friend
Speaker:you know you catfish someone
Speaker:have you ever catfish someone
Speaker:do you know there was
Speaker:a time that I love you so much
Speaker:that I got worried that when you showed up
Speaker:it wasn't gonna be you
Speaker:cause I thought you think I was a catfish
Speaker:I saw you you met me face to face
Speaker:the first time we ever met was face to face
Speaker:I'm not very smart I was still suspicious
Speaker:I thought
Speaker:what if somebody steps in has taken over your identity
Speaker:just like this this person seen me face to face
Speaker:but it's not really oh
Speaker:so on my like in my DMS
Speaker:maybe it was someone fake who was like
Speaker:I love you Jamie and you're like yeah
Speaker:the real girl yeah
Speaker:she wasn't there
Speaker:cause remember I would try to test you sometimes
Speaker:be like you look so sexy
Speaker:holding up today's app copy of the newspaper
Speaker:what's the date
Speaker:what do you look like
Speaker:there's a minute where I was worried
Speaker:are you being serious though
Speaker:no but you were worried you hold up a newspaper no
Speaker:no not that part
Speaker:but I mean are you being serious
Speaker:that you thought for one second I was fake
Speaker:I don't I'm having a vulnerability issue right now
Speaker:cause I know the guys are gonna be like
Speaker:God shut up Jake
Speaker:I thought hate that you're too good to be true oh
Speaker:and then there were some moments where I was like
Speaker:fuck is this I might be in fucking vanilla skied
Speaker:did I pay money for this future
Speaker:and it's just inserted in my brain
Speaker:and some crazy bitch drove me off of
Speaker:off a fucking bridge
Speaker:do you know that movie no
Speaker:this crazy drives him off a bridge yeah
Speaker:actually you just looked at me and said crazy bitch
Speaker:yeah then he wakes up and his life is amazing
Speaker:because he paid for some service
Speaker:that's like an implant in his brain
Speaker:for his life to be perfect
Speaker:that's kind of a roundabout romantic way to say
Speaker:sometimes I wonder if that happened okay
Speaker:but you quickly you know
Speaker:I Facetime with you and I that's what you do right
Speaker:you face not quickly
Speaker:not that quickly but this
Speaker:if this woman saying we're getting married
Speaker:insist that this motherfucker Facetime with you
Speaker:wow I mean that's extreme
Speaker:not facetiming yeah
Speaker:thinking you're getting married and not even like
Speaker:meeting the person yeah
Speaker:it's too bad but I feel really bad
Speaker:this is a true story
Speaker:a friend of mine was dating a girl
Speaker:and she was very attractive
Speaker:she was actually a model
Speaker:and she was a model for Victoria's Secret
Speaker:so
Speaker:she was an attractive girl by all objective standards
Speaker:and
Speaker:her mom went online in search of a man
Speaker:and her mom was as old as a mom of 30 years older
Speaker:and um was did not have the body of a model
Speaker:let's say the face of a model
Speaker:she was a mom and when she was fucking mean
Speaker:she was her I don't mean anything
Speaker:I don't know that did sound shitty
Speaker:I just mean she was like well
Speaker:you're a dad from now on when you have an insecurity
Speaker:like it's okay he's like that cause he's a dad
Speaker:that's a good excuse fucking sucks at life cause dad uh
Speaker:done in 15 seconds
Speaker:I'm a dad maybe we can Jamie
Speaker:so he's a Jamie
Speaker:this woman's uploading all her profile stuff right
Speaker:how old am I what do I like to do
Speaker:she's making a profile
Speaker:and then she's about to upload a picture
Speaker:and she thinks you know
Speaker:will probably work better my daughter's picture no
Speaker:she actually do that
Speaker:so she uploads her daughter's picture
Speaker:her daughter's a model yeah
Speaker:so she starts talking with is this real
Speaker:hundred percent real I
Speaker:we could talk to her
Speaker:I could call her right now and she'd answer who
Speaker:well the daughter the daughter
Speaker:my friend's girlfriend and um
Speaker:so they she meets a guy
Speaker:many guys are after her
Speaker:but one in particular she really really connects with
Speaker:right
Speaker:they talk for six months yeah
Speaker:they're saying it's time to meet
Speaker:it's time to meet but now keep in mind
Speaker:this woman did she also listen
Speaker:her age was accurate though age
Speaker:weight height of the daughter
Speaker:what statistics of the daughter with the picture
Speaker:why would you do that this is her mom
Speaker:no so the guy says
Speaker:I think it's time we meet
Speaker:now keep in mind she got a fake picture up
Speaker:fake profile yeah
Speaker:it's not her what does she say
Speaker:what excuse does she make up to not meet him
Speaker:I'm married it's a trick question
Speaker:she doesn't she goes
Speaker:come on over fuck that
Speaker:so this man was living in South Carolina
Speaker:and she was living in Florida
Speaker:and he said I'm gonna leave now
Speaker:it's like a whatever hour drive
Speaker:and I will see you in like
Speaker:you know whatever
Speaker:20 hours and she goes
Speaker:I'll see you then no
Speaker:now I'm not trying to be really
Speaker:I'm not trying to be rude
Speaker:but he drove from South Carolina to Florida
Speaker:I'm not trying to be an asshole here
Speaker:but if you saw a picture of the actual woman
Speaker:you shouldn't drive
Speaker:from South Carolina to North Carolina
Speaker:of the model of the mom but he didn't
Speaker:he saw a picture of the model
Speaker:that's what I'm saying but I'm saying like
Speaker:this poor guy is driving all the way there
Speaker:if it was the mom oh
Speaker:you shouldn't drive even between Caroline
Speaker:sorry you tried to be funny
Speaker:I missed that one that's okay
Speaker:so he drives there
Speaker:he's pulling up she's in the house
Speaker:imagine this no
Speaker:she's think
Speaker:I know this because this has been talked about
Speaker:she's thinking to herself
Speaker:he likes me so much from my conversation
Speaker:oh no
Speaker:this is not gonna be a big deal
Speaker:we're in love looks aren't that important
Speaker:he loves me from a lie
Speaker:that started from the get go though
Speaker:rings the doorbell
Speaker:she opens the door and he's like
Speaker:ah right
Speaker:is your is your is I'm not gonna say the name
Speaker:but is uh is Samantha home
Speaker:please come in I am I am Samantha fuck can you imagine
Speaker:how quickly his erection fuck away
Speaker:do you know this guy's driving there thinking like
Speaker:I'm gonna have sex with this woman
Speaker:and a life with this woman
Speaker:he's so in love
Speaker:he thinks he's been telling his friends about her
Speaker:he gets there
Speaker:it's not her it's an older woman
Speaker:looks nothing like her
Speaker:there are a few responses a man could have right
Speaker:anger
Speaker:fuck you you tricked me that's what I would do yeah
Speaker:that's what I would do
Speaker:this man who was a who was a Marine
Speaker:that was his career
Speaker:he walks and he goes oh wow shit
Speaker:they sit down and he goes what is what's going on
Speaker:and she goes that with I I just have to come clean
Speaker:I thought I'd come clean with you
Speaker:after you drove 20 hours
Speaker:and that's my daughter's picture
Speaker:but I love you
Speaker:and I still wanna see if we can work it out
Speaker:he
Speaker:stays overnight what because he's a nice man
Speaker:and he talks to her and he says
Speaker:I think
Speaker:you might have to get a little bit of help here
Speaker:this is kind of nutty you like broke my fucking heart
Speaker:and there can never be anything between us
Speaker:but I I want you to know this is not okay
Speaker:and it's like a mental someone's like a mental illness
Speaker:how could you do that to me
Speaker:but they talk all night
Speaker:and he ends up kind of forgiving her wow
Speaker:what a nice guy
Speaker:the next morning he drives back to South Carolina
Speaker:and sends a message to
Speaker:her daughter and says
Speaker:how does he send a message to the daughter
Speaker:Facebook oh
Speaker:because I'm in love with you oh fuck
Speaker:I've been talking
Speaker:I thought I was talking to you for this long
Speaker:and your mom did this thing
Speaker:but it's you I want you
Speaker:it's your picture like we have to meet whatever
Speaker:and it's my friend's girlfriend shit
Speaker:isn't that a crazy catfish
Speaker:you know what that's so crazy
Speaker:that fucking crazy because he sounded normal and like
Speaker:okay he got hurt and yeah
Speaker:and then he leaves but then you realize he's like
Speaker:he's also fucked up
Speaker:cause none of the conversation matters
Speaker:cause he matches so much to the picture
Speaker:he only liked the picture
Speaker:he only liked the picture yeah
Speaker:somebody told me that they did holy shit
Speaker:what do you think I don't know if I wanna ask this shit
Speaker:I got asked a few times if I was catfishing people
Speaker:when I all night dated
Speaker:oh cool yeah
Speaker:I did it
Speaker:I'd love to talk about way before you in med school
Speaker:I did because you're hot I think you're hot
Speaker:I mean I think you're hot
Speaker:I just didn't want you to have to say yes
Speaker:because I'm hot
Speaker:you mean because as far as online dating go
Speaker:if I saw your picture I would certainly be like
Speaker:what's up bot
Speaker:I got that yeah
Speaker:I'm not I'm not a bot
Speaker:I'm not a fucking model but I got that
Speaker:and I was like we're back for batteries
Speaker:the first night we were together oh
Speaker:you did get that
Speaker:I put more in your dick to make it better what
Speaker:God I don't wanna ask any of this
Speaker:but I'm going to
Speaker:because that's what the people would want
Speaker:what the fuck Erica
Speaker:you're online dating you go on
Speaker:you wake up in the morning
Speaker:and you have a message from every man on the app
Speaker:they've gotten their friends to sign up
Speaker:you have just all these messages
Speaker:and how do you not meet a man on an app
Speaker:you must have you did yeah
Speaker:we might have talked about one of these dates
Speaker:on this podcast I kind of got catfished
Speaker:do we talk we talked about the guy that um
Speaker:said he liked coffee
Speaker:and pretended he knew about Madison
Speaker:do you consider that a catfish
Speaker:well he had all these pictures up of him
Speaker:that were over 10 years old
Speaker:where he was in shape and when I met him
Speaker:and he had like a long lot of hair and he said
Speaker:he drove a really nice like expensive type of car
Speaker:and when he showed up he was very overweight
Speaker:bald and had like a car that was that brand
Speaker:but like 40 years old not a classic okay
Speaker:he could just been himself and tried
Speaker:all of it was like that and when we talked he was like
Speaker:oh I hurt my leg so I couldn't really exercise
Speaker:but I motivated to get back
Speaker:I'm like three like what did he say
Speaker:like I'm like 20 push UPS away from my six pack
Speaker:no
Speaker:I feel really bad about something
Speaker:I was going to tell you something real quick
Speaker:what I may have done something terrible as far as like
Speaker:to me no
Speaker:it was on a dating profile
Speaker:oh
Speaker:I had a picture of my penis next to a quarter
Speaker:but it was a tiny novelty quarter
Speaker:so so it made my penis look like you know
Speaker:wow please continue
Speaker:you are online dating wow
Speaker:what you must just be getting inundated with men
Speaker:wanting dates
Speaker:right
Speaker:what do you do not a lot of go through them
Speaker:did you find a lot of not a lot
Speaker:it's not a lot out there right
Speaker:isn't online dating a lot
Speaker:like going to the grocery store late at night
Speaker:all the fucking shelves are empty the boxes are open
Speaker:well I thought online dating was where losers went
Speaker:and I had a really hard time signing up because well
Speaker:this is like when this was early days
Speaker:E Harmony yeah
Speaker:plenty of fish e harmony and match
Speaker:com as on both cause you know
Speaker:I thought only some guys be on one not the other
Speaker:and then you realize
Speaker:everyone has the same profile on both
Speaker:cause we all are desperate
Speaker:and we're all doing the same thing right
Speaker:things like Uber and left
Speaker:I got both yeah
Speaker:well okay
Speaker:so I judged but I was on there
Speaker:so I felt like a loser to be on there
Speaker:like everyone's judging while they're on there
Speaker:you can't get a date but you have to be on there
Speaker:I had a very hard time dating
Speaker:because I was in medical school
Speaker:so I had not very much time at all
Speaker:I never went out um
Speaker:like in med school
Speaker:because what I just was thinking that
Speaker:such a great point you had
Speaker:please don't lose your thought
Speaker:you had a great point about that
Speaker:you're like all only losers on these apps
Speaker:but then we're on the app as well
Speaker:it's just kind of funny that you're right
Speaker:like people think that but we're all
Speaker:I was embarrassed cause I called myself out like okay
Speaker:I'm a loser too cause I'm on it
Speaker:like when I was like in high school
Speaker:and I go to blockbuster
Speaker:and I look around on a Friday night and be like fuck
Speaker:I hope nobody cool sees me
Speaker:I'm here with my dad getting a movie
Speaker:and then I was like wait a minute
Speaker:you're a fuck you're fucking doing it too
Speaker:I saw
Speaker:I was at like a porn shop once where they have like um
Speaker:dirty videos and this guy was like masturbating
Speaker:I was like what a pervert and I was like
Speaker:you know what
Speaker:it's my fucking hand dude like we're all in this
Speaker:do you know what I mean this isn't just him
Speaker:um
Speaker:you're in med school
Speaker:how I'm just saying pictures up there med school
Speaker:every guy's not a lot of takers
Speaker:I mean you didn't take a lot of the men
Speaker:you didn't want to see a lot of them
Speaker:I have a very specific type
Speaker:so I just narrowed it down to what I wanted
Speaker:and then I went from there
Speaker:no I will not
Speaker:fucking ask what that type is well you know what though
Speaker:what I thought I needed is what I didn't need
Speaker:like I always dated the same kind of person
Speaker:and when I was attracted
Speaker:I feel sometimes we like what's not good for us
Speaker:you know like our type might be incorrect
Speaker:my type was like I need this
Speaker:this this
Speaker:this and this
Speaker:and I would get all of it on paper and then in person
Speaker:I was like without saying what this
Speaker:this is and this is how many of the this is
Speaker:do I have none of them
Speaker:the previous this is without even saying what they are
Speaker:I'm trying to think what they were
Speaker:cause it was a long time ago yeah
Speaker:I remember you told me I know
Speaker:I know I know couple I wasn't gonna say them all
Speaker:you want me to say them all
Speaker:no I wouldn't say them but maybe just like
Speaker:just cause I feel it wasn't like a
Speaker:you can if you want to I was trying to
Speaker:had to be above 6 feet tall from having such
Speaker:had to be above 6 feet tall
Speaker:checked over one
Speaker:had to have a master's degree PhD or doctorate over 4
Speaker:and had to have dark hair 1 4 6
Speaker:those were my 3
Speaker:what about say was he gonna hurt my feelings
Speaker:no no
Speaker:no my other one and this one uh
Speaker:this was like the secondary one
Speaker:those are like my 3 like okay
Speaker:you have to have tall dark and handsome tall
Speaker:dark and educated tall dark and educated okay
Speaker:yeah educated was No. 1
Speaker:actually I deviated from that
Speaker:as long as the education was No. 1
Speaker:the second one was like I preferred certain um
Speaker:like features or like religions or something like
Speaker:I didn't want someone who was like
Speaker:very different than my belief system
Speaker:but it was like a generalized
Speaker:you know we can't release this episode
Speaker:because you're just gonna
Speaker:get inundated with people that are taller
Speaker:darker and more educated than me darker haired
Speaker:well I mean
Speaker:that's just what I gravitated towards
Speaker:but the problem is I didn't know myself
Speaker:and I didn't know what was so important to me
Speaker:I still find intelligence to be
Speaker:the most important factor
Speaker:by far
Speaker:and what I've told you before is dating you was like
Speaker:oh he's just this nice guy that we met
Speaker:like we're friends there's nothing serious
Speaker:you weren't threatening
Speaker:so our relationship built for me
Speaker:thinking we were just friends
Speaker:and then I found out how smart you were and I was like
Speaker:holy shit
Speaker:that's right nice
Speaker:and it like it snuck up on me like
Speaker:cause I wasn't looking
Speaker:but then like I thought that I needed all these things
Speaker:and the recipe that I was asking for was
Speaker:someone very narcissistic
Speaker:and self involved and just an asshole
Speaker:and I always picked the same type
Speaker:there's I never Learned
Speaker:I love that I feel the same way
Speaker:I had a type and friends of mine
Speaker:would say
Speaker:fucking stop this dude
Speaker:like this type you're gravitating towards
Speaker:17 years old 364 days
Speaker:I think they say pounds
Speaker:and you call her the next morning
Speaker:17 is illegal I just said seventeen
Speaker:oh 364 days and you call her the morning
Speaker:I get it I get it
Speaker:no but okay
Speaker:maybe there was a little bit
Speaker:I was just maybe there were younger girls
Speaker:maybe they were party girls
Speaker:20 year age got brown hair
Speaker:uh huh yeah
Speaker:what else give me your whole list
Speaker:well no
Speaker:that was the whole list it was your match com list
Speaker:I didn't have a list I just was like
Speaker:you don't have a list no
Speaker:I just who do you have any preferences
Speaker:I mean I would say like
Speaker:what did you click if you had to click all the boxes
Speaker:what was it
Speaker:I wouldn't ask I would be clever about it like um
Speaker:I kind of wanted someone fit
Speaker:that wasn't super overweight
Speaker:you can't say that so I would be like oh
Speaker:I have my my house is really narrow doorway oh my gosh
Speaker:you gotta be able to fit through
Speaker:without turning to the side no
Speaker:you can't on those
Speaker:you can put the type of athletic body that you have
Speaker:remember
Speaker:so one of them was athletic body or one was like yeah
Speaker:fluffy one was curvy one was slender
Speaker:I just checked bring it bring it
Speaker:I think I'm gonna put like I got no matches by the way
Speaker:but I put a I I I'm more saying my type in retrospect
Speaker:so like if I look at my type
Speaker:and I look at the girls I've dated
Speaker:they all kind of have brown hair
Speaker:they were all younger than me
Speaker:they all like to party none of them had careers oh
Speaker:so it was like
Speaker:I was sort of this guy that could come in and
Speaker:and go and they go
Speaker:while we get to go to this restaurant or we get to
Speaker:go to there was like that element of it
Speaker:and I had a lot of friends who said like with this
Speaker:that doesn't seem that great for you my friend
Speaker:and then um
Speaker:sometimes
Speaker:your type is just a habit of person that you're with
Speaker:not I wonder why though I think cause it's us
Speaker:maybe a safe thing or something you feel comfort
Speaker:I don't know but yours is different than mine
Speaker:hmm or because we have these narratives
Speaker:we walk into it with well
Speaker:I wanted like a ton of success
Speaker:like I wanted a very confident man
Speaker:sorry about that
Speaker:but that often came with just complete egotistical
Speaker:behavioral patterns that were quite repulsive yeah
Speaker:but I kept going back to it
Speaker:because I found maybe a lack of education unattractive
Speaker:we share an attribute I think is kind of interesting
Speaker:I think a lot of people have
Speaker:one of my favorite attributes people have
Speaker:and it is this um
Speaker:I wanna be super successful
Speaker:I wanna sell out shows
Speaker:I wanna like make more money and less time
Speaker:but none of it I mean
Speaker:none of it has to do with any superficial reasons
Speaker:of being famous or walking to the airport
Speaker:and people it 100% has to do with seeing my kids more
Speaker:seeing my girlfriend more
Speaker:living a little bit more alive
Speaker:cause I'm sure people understand
Speaker:like traveling all over the places
Speaker:it's a tough it's a bit of a tough life if I could
Speaker:if I could
Speaker:perform for everybody in one night at a theater
Speaker:you know
Speaker:then instead of doing like a whole week at a club
Speaker:I get to be home more that's my only
Speaker:it's my only I don't have any of those other type
Speaker:like I feel like we both have our priorities are legit
Speaker:but we are absolutely we wake up wanting more
Speaker:and wanting to achieve more and work harder
Speaker:I think that it's interesting that
Speaker:you and I both struck out on a multitude of trial
Speaker:and complete errors
Speaker:and then when we weren't attempting to find a partner
Speaker:we found each other
Speaker:and I truly I'm not trying to say that as like sappy
Speaker:like fuck off but not you don't fuck off please
Speaker:you're cool but like
Speaker:don't you think that's interesting
Speaker:how a lot of love stories
Speaker:when you ask people like how did you meet
Speaker:they're like oh
Speaker:what a bar a blind date
Speaker:whatever or
Speaker:or online dating
Speaker:or I was looking for this kind of person
Speaker:my friend set me up cause this is what I liked
Speaker:but with us it was like totally opposite
Speaker:it was like I'm not looking
Speaker:and you're not necessarily
Speaker:who I would always gravitate towards
Speaker:I'm not an underage blond who's drunk
Speaker:I have I'm sorry
Speaker:brunette who's drunk I almost got all three
Speaker:I have a strange belief that I'm just gonna say
Speaker:I have a strange belief that I truly believe
Speaker:and I think that well tiny bit of scientific backing
Speaker:there's a book called Stumbling Onto Happiness
Speaker:one of my favorite books
Speaker:and one of my favorite premises of the book is that
Speaker:he says we're not good at knowing what future us wants
Speaker:we're just not even when you go
Speaker:I'm gonna order that pizza
Speaker:your mind pictures you eating the pizza
Speaker:and you're like fuck it
Speaker:you don't need to decide what you're gonna eat
Speaker:you go through the processes of like
Speaker:I'm eating a popsicle I'm eating ice cream
Speaker:I'm gonna go with the ice cream
Speaker:you run through it in your head
Speaker:like a like someone's training for the Olympics
Speaker:you do like a fake little movie in your head
Speaker:we try the popsicle and you eat the ice cream
Speaker:and so we're not good at knowing what future us wants
Speaker:and so I sincerely believe that in life
Speaker:whether it's with love or careers or anything
Speaker:the very best way for it to happen
Speaker:and almost the way it always works out
Speaker:is when you are not desperately searching something
Speaker:and you find it
Speaker:so the premise of the book is that well
Speaker:that's just a little part of the book
Speaker:but that like we don't know what Future Us wants
Speaker:we're not good at predicting
Speaker:you're not good at predicting that Future Erica
Speaker:you thought
Speaker:Future Erica wanted a guy with all those degrees
Speaker:that was really tall you were wrong
Speaker:future Erica wanted a short comedian with a um
Speaker:associates degree no
Speaker:I actually have a bachelor degree
Speaker:but we're not great at knowing it
Speaker:predicting our future happiness so what's the
Speaker:solution point
Speaker:what is the solution
Speaker:I've should that's quite interesting
Speaker:like
Speaker:that's depressing if it's just like we suck at knowing
Speaker:good luck everyone I'm gonna be honest
Speaker:I wish I could remember you're all doomed
Speaker:wish I remember the end of it
Speaker:but it makes me think
Speaker:I'll give you one thing
Speaker:like when I met you and made me think oh
Speaker:maybe me in the past is not that good at predicting
Speaker:and maybe giving a little more thought
Speaker:and I think that's why
Speaker:sometimes when we fall into things
Speaker:when I'm looking for a job
Speaker:I can never get a job when I'm like
Speaker:I lost my writing job and I'm like
Speaker:I'm going to network yeah
Speaker:and right on this show I never did
Speaker:and then I did Gutfeld and came in
Speaker:I did Real Rob on Netflix and thought
Speaker:this will change everything
Speaker:and it changed a couple things
Speaker:and I knew Gutfeld and then like
Speaker:but the way I wanted it to work was do a Netflix show
Speaker:sell more tickets become it's not worth it all
Speaker:I just ended up doing it kind of like
Speaker:I didn't know it would be in politics
Speaker:or beyond Fox News
Speaker:or I didn't know this is the way it would be
Speaker:it would be for me but I like the fact that it was
Speaker:I never went in thinking I wanna make money from this
Speaker:I wanna sell tickets from this
Speaker:I went in thinking I wanna help my be on my friend show
Speaker:maybe help him and maybe get some laughs
Speaker:you know I think
Speaker:it's really interesting about how
Speaker:we always make the safe choices right
Speaker:Brine Brown talked about something like that
Speaker:where you're in the arena edit too well
Speaker:what is that look for I love that lady
Speaker:so she talked about the arena and how like
Speaker:if you wanna make stuff happen
Speaker:and you're comfortable
Speaker:just sitting in an arena and watching
Speaker:nothing's gonna happen
Speaker:you have to be the fucking gladiator
Speaker:that's fucking scared shitless
Speaker:that's in the faces of everybody else
Speaker:that makes those tough decisions
Speaker:that nobody else wants to
Speaker:or you're never gonna get the spotlight
Speaker:you're never gonna get the glory
Speaker:you're never gonna get what you want
Speaker:so if you're too scared to fucking do it fine
Speaker:you're gonna take the safe route
Speaker:your life's gonna make my do you know why
Speaker:but
Speaker:you have to be fucking terrified to make those choices
Speaker:that take those exceptional people and propel them
Speaker:otherwise you're just another spectator
Speaker:do you know the first 20 years of my comedy career
Speaker:actually the tickets to the arena
Speaker:they were fake this guy's only fake ones
Speaker:I couldn't even watch
Speaker:those are my career
Speaker:I love that Bernay thing about the arena and
Speaker:and I also think that I think that a lot
Speaker:when I do take some things personally online
Speaker:I do get my feelings hurt sometimes
Speaker:like in the last episode for a second
Speaker:I got my feelings hurt someone said
Speaker:I was with you for health insurance or something and um
Speaker:I think you in the
Speaker:that's the only place you're gonna get
Speaker:couldn't I be hurt then because you were dating me
Speaker:to use me for health insurance
Speaker:either of us but you know why
Speaker:this is an arena a podcast is an arena
Speaker:any spectator can yell shit at you well
Speaker:that's part of the yeah I was gonna say
Speaker:I think
Speaker:we're opening ourselves up to a lot of criticism
Speaker:because it's so easy
Speaker:and enjoyable for people to knock other people down
Speaker:online with nobody knowing who they are
Speaker:and we're putting ourselves out there yeah
Speaker:maybe when I'm feeling super confident someday huh
Speaker:I will read to you your dating profile page oh haha
Speaker:it's probably still up I'll read you James 10 um
Speaker:searching for barely legal no
Speaker:no definitely legal
Speaker:I said barely legal but can't run a car
Speaker:can't run a car can't vote legal but can't buy beer
Speaker:oh no I still say can't vote can't vote is good too
Speaker:we'll teach you
Speaker:I'm gonna play one more audio we have to go oh
Speaker:but um should I play one more random one
Speaker:and we'll get out of here
Speaker:we'll do a quick answer
Speaker:I have no idea what this is about should I do it
Speaker:if it's a long one
Speaker:we do it next time if it's a short one
Speaker:we do it right now okay
Speaker:as always is afraid to ask
Speaker:and you can do so many questions on Speak Pipe
Speaker:which Erica doesn't love the name of Speak Pipe
Speaker:I think it's great I think it just invokes
Speaker:exactly what it sounds like all like pipe is a dick
Speaker:what else would it fucking be
Speaker:I don't know I thought it was like um
Speaker:I'm picturing this really long pipe and I'm at one end
Speaker:and I'm like okay
Speaker:you just did it you just did it
Speaker:you just did it you just came into a pipe
Speaker:no holy shit I don't like any of this you did it
Speaker:you know what I just naturally
Speaker:naturally
Speaker:grabbed that pipe and put it right to your mouth
Speaker:as a producer
Speaker:I just thought to myself there's nothing romantic
Speaker:I did that because we're both doing blow job motions
Speaker:I go what's he gonna cut to
Speaker:I'm holding no I was picturing you know
Speaker:one of those pipes
Speaker:where it goes on the side of a building
Speaker:sometimes they have my playgrounds and you're like
Speaker:hey Erica I'm over on this side
Speaker:I'm I'm talking to the speak pipe
Speaker:what does your other hand do
Speaker:is it right here no
Speaker:there's this not
Speaker:is it like that you could cut to me on that
Speaker:is that what it is let's do live directing
Speaker:no reason to cup the balls on
Speaker:by the way
Speaker:if you wanna see Erica coming balls
Speaker:that's only available on YouTube cause there's no video
Speaker:there's no video you're really missing out
Speaker:I would say every other episode Erica does a
Speaker:it's almost like he went to blowjob MIME school
Speaker:I wow
Speaker:you're very good I mean
Speaker:honestly sometimes I go right goes that
Speaker:is she cheating on me with the invisible man
Speaker:cause that is fucking looks real through the motion
Speaker:so many times it just becomes habit
Speaker:holy shit
Speaker:haha
Speaker:love to end upset
Speaker:um ah
Speaker:let's listen Jamie
Speaker:oh to a thing
Speaker:how about how about if it's a really um
Speaker:like in like in if it's really
Speaker:this is where my brains not working
Speaker:just if it's very involved
Speaker:we'll do it next time if it's quick
Speaker:we'll just play that fucker
Speaker:hello guys um
Speaker:so one question
Speaker:which one of you made the first move
Speaker:was it Jamie or was it you Erica
Speaker:also by the way Jamie
Speaker:I'm from Sweden by the way
Speaker:you
Speaker:you really brighten my days with Gutfeld appearances
Speaker:so thank you so much for that and take care of yourself
Speaker:that's really nice I think that's it
Speaker:that's nice I like that one
Speaker:before he even complimented me
Speaker:I was like this guy's voice fucking rolls
Speaker:I like yeah
Speaker:I like that guy
Speaker:what you think who made the first move
Speaker:no he sounded way better than that
Speaker:that's nice you sound creepy
Speaker:well we'll answer that real quick then
Speaker:I would say
Speaker:I would say it depends yep
Speaker:because
Speaker:Erica surprised me
Speaker:some of you may know that from listening
Speaker:that is showing Denver
Speaker:after we've been talking for a really long time
Speaker:damn though actually
Speaker:no matter what the question is
Speaker:I think the answer is you
Speaker:I walked out of the theater and found you
Speaker:and talked to you first but I mean
Speaker:all the very first time we laid our eyes on each other
Speaker:I saw you first performing
Speaker:but I walked out
Speaker:and I'm the one who decided to walk up to your table
Speaker:and say hi
Speaker:but I think it's all of them
Speaker:and then I asked you to create your TikTok account
Speaker:so we could communicate
Speaker:cause we didn't exchange numbers that night
Speaker:that's right and we created an account
Speaker:I filmed the video and put on my page
Speaker:not your page
Speaker:and then I slid into your motherfucking DMS first
Speaker:but as a friend
Speaker:yeah as a friend yeah
Speaker:but just to say hi yeah
Speaker:and then for me you are real life friend
Speaker:imaginary sex partner
Speaker:I didn't know you were pervert from day 1
Speaker:I was just being your friend from day 1
Speaker:but whatever
Speaker:and then yes
Speaker:you're right I was gonna say that if you go
Speaker:I'm I'm not proud of this
Speaker:but if you go first kiss everything
Speaker:it's you well yeah
Speaker:I give you credit though for when we were just friends
Speaker:yeah cause I didn't start stuff like
Speaker:I started stuff as like a hi
Speaker:nice to meet you not even interested stuff
Speaker:so I don't think that counts
Speaker:I just started the relationship
Speaker:but it was a platonic relationship
Speaker:I think you're the one who kept reaching out online
Speaker:when I was single and finally said
Speaker:are you interested yep
Speaker:in a way for me to realize okay
Speaker:I could reach out
Speaker:do you know what I think was the hardest thing for us
Speaker:when you what when you shut up and find out
Speaker:I wasn't 6 3 with a master's degree
Speaker:like I told you online
Speaker:no
Speaker:did not Catfish Eric made the first move is the answer
Speaker:next time I'm afraid to ask
Speaker:I grabbed your shirt and pulled you in
Speaker:for that first kiss I know
Speaker:what do you think that's good
Speaker:I needed it I wouldn't have fucking done it
Speaker:I barely made the second move
Speaker:you're still not making moves
Speaker:I barely made the second move to this day okay
Speaker:on that note this is afraid to ask
Speaker:we make a move hey
Speaker:if they want to
Speaker:if one of the questions speak pipe on Twitter
Speaker:I'm gonna make a move
Speaker:coming up on the next episode of afraid to ask
Speaker:would you like a question about a PSA test
Speaker:to be honest with you I don't know what that is
Speaker:or would you like a question about uh hernia
Speaker:like a public service announcement
Speaker:is that what it means I don't know what's the question
Speaker:I think it's not it's probably having to do with a man
Speaker:okay so this is from let's see
Speaker:this is from Randy Stockdale 3
Speaker:0 7 2 by the way I'm
Speaker:I love the first 3,071 Randy Stockdale's
Speaker:this one's great they're all great hey DOC
Speaker:how often should a guy get a PSA test
Speaker:what do the resulting numbers on the test actually mean
Speaker:thanks
Speaker:why did you do it Lee how often
Speaker:I thought I thought Randy would be like hey DOC
Speaker:how often did a guy get a PSA test
Speaker:Randy
Speaker:Randy to me feels like guy goes he likes barbecue
Speaker:I like him that's an appropriate question
Speaker:he phrase it in a kind way
Speaker:he wasn't mean he wasn't condescending
Speaker:and it's a very valid thing to wanna ask your doctor
Speaker:I chose this question so because it was the only time
Speaker:I'm not shooting okay that's not true
